Banned Duology: Book One: Meta Knight's Anger: Chapter One

I am making a duology about what happened after Meta Knight was banned from tournaments. This is Chapter One of Book One: Meta Knight's Anger. Enjoy!

Meta Knight was in a good mood. He had just won a match against Ike, Sonic, and Pit, three of the toughest fighters, on a team. He was a lot like Pit, but with better evasion, so beating him had been fairly easy. Sonic had just run off the edge. Ike had almost killed him with Great Aether, but he had used it right over a hole, plummeted down, and died an instant before Meta.

So, Meta Knight was in a good mood. Thus, he was not prepared when Master Hand appeared right in front of him. He sprang back, reflexively drawing Galaxia.

"Oh. Sorry, Master Hand. What is it?" he said gruffly.

"Me and Crazy Hand had a discussion, and we came to an agreement," came the reply.

Meta Knight winced. "If Crazy Hand agreed to it, this can't be good."

"Well, you see… Remember when we banned smash balls from official tournaments?"

"Yes?" Meta Knight didn't like where this was going.

"You have incredible recovery, right? And you won almost all of the official tournaments-"

"Are you comparing me to a smash ball?"

"No, I- Well, we think it would be best if you didn't compete in the official tournaments."

A silence.

"What? I'm BANNED FROM FIGHTING?"

"No! No. You may certainly still compete in matches and unofficial tournaments. Just not in the-"

Master Hand was interrupted again. "But I'm top-tier! I have no match-up disadvantages!"

"Exactly. You're too strong. Too hard to defeat. It's thought to be unfair to the others, like Jigglypuff and Ganondorf."

Meta Knight then left in an extremely angry fashion.

The "Third Swordsman" was shaking with rage. He couldn't shake the feeling of surrealness and refused to be talked to by his friends Marth, Ike, and Kirby. Apparently, Master Hand had spread the word that Meta Knight was banned- whatever he might call it, it was still banned- because everyone seemed genuinely concerned. Nonetheless, he ignored them in fury and made straight for his room. Maybe some TV would calm him down.

Every Smasher had a special channel on their television, exclusive to that person. The channel showed what their fans were doing. Apparently, the outside world also knew about him being banned from official tournaments, if Meta Knight's fangirls were anything to judge by. They were displaying either suicidal impulses (toward themselves), homicidal impulses (toward the Hands), or genocidal impulses (toward all the people in Smash Mansion except Meta Knight).

Meta Knight was startled when there was a knock on the door. Reluctantly, he went to answer it… then, upon opening it, ran as fast as he could to the other side of the room. Crazy Hand walked in.

"h3Y meTA. s0 i HERD u g07 BanD. hA HO hee. u ar sUr3…" Crazy got that far (somehow putting symbols into his speech) before he was forcibly expelled from the room, suffering a broken finger in the process.

Master Hand was in his study, thinking. Had he done the right thing in stopping Meta Knight from fighting? Yes, he decided. Many of the weaker Smashers would benefit from this exclusion. Meta Knight had seemed angry, but he would get over it eventually. Wouldn't he? Master Hand surely hoped he would. Meta Knight was a dangerous person to have on your bad side. To drive the point home, Crazy Hand then appeared with a broken finger, and in Master Hand's mind, there were no doubts of where he got it.

Well, what did you think? Like it? Hate it? Are horribly disgusted by it? Let me know and I might just update!

~NEURON6~