The Comical Styling of Vocaloid

"Alright Kaito, put away that ice cream! Time for more exercise," Len and Rin told Kaito in unison.

Kaito gulped down another spoonful of strawberry ice cream and said, "Rin, Len, I really don't feel up to it today. Remember last time, I tripped? I still can't put weight on my big toe…"

"If you want to keep eating ice cream and stay thin, you have to exercise. Len, go start the Road Roller," said Rin.

Kaito sighed. "Now Rin, please be more careful with the Road Roller! I don't know why you don't just run in front of me with ice cream, I'd go, like, three miles per hour!"

"Most people can walk three miles per hour without motivation. Now go!" ordered Rin.

"But I," started Kaito.

"NOW!" screamed Rin, and Kaito left. She followed and boarded the Road Roller, which was already running, and sat on the floor next to Len.

"This'll be fun," Len whispered to Rin.

"What was that?" yelled Kaito, "This death trap is pretty loud."

"I said RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" yelled Len, and he started the Road Roller.

Halfway through the daily 'run', Kaito's mind started to wander.

"Ice cream," he thought, "Strawberry ice cream. I like strawberry ice cream… what if they made banana ice cream? That would be awesome! Wait- I bet they do make banana ice cream. I should buy some! But then Len would steal it all, and Rin is the reason I can't get orange ice cream. I wonder what would happen if I bought eggplant ice cream? Gakupo would be happy… but yuck, eggplant ice cream? Yuck. What about coffee ice cream? No, they already make that… I don't even like coffee; I wonder why I thought about it. Ooh! Eggnog ice cream! Wait- they sell that around Christmas. But it's not Christmas… so how do I get some? Maybe if I,"

"WHOAH!" he shouted and felt himself falling.

"LEN! You ran over Kaito!" screeched Rin.

"No, I don't think so. I think he fell in that pothole…" said Len, looking over his shoulder at the hole in the ground, "Eh, he'll find his way home."

"Back to the house!" said Rin.

This one was called Kaito's Run; did you like it?