Chapter one: The washed up little girl
It was about seven in the morning at camp Wawanakwa, and Chris Mclean, the host of TDI, was walking before he woke up any of the campers. It helped him to clear his thoughts and get himself together in the morning, that way he had time to think up different ways to make the camper's lives a living hell. There had been a storm the night before, a fantastic squall that had left trees torn down, animals homeless, and everything helter skelter. As he walked, Chris noticed a lump about the size of a small log washed up on the beach. But it couldn't have been a log. It was purple! Cautiously, he walked over to the lifeless form and screamed in terror. The thing was definitely not a log; Chris Mclean, TV host extraordinaire, had stumbled upon the lifeless body of a little girl.
A/N: If you've never seen OrPHAN, or at least don't know the surprise ending, don't read this fic. Spoilers abound!