Disclaimer: I don't own any WWF character or name. And the people own themselves!!
These are some nonsense limericks I made up about some wrestlers. A limerick is supposed to be pure nonsense, so I don't mean what I say!!!
(A limerick is a short poem where the first, forth and last lines rhyme, and also the second and the third ones. And they're REALLY meant to be nonsense!!! and somehow, they ALWAYS star with "there was a...")
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CHRIS JERICHO
there was a guy called Jericho
who was a really nice fellow
when he was left
by his beloved Steph
he cried tears all over his pillow
LITA
There was a girl called Lita
who could run as fast as a cheetah
when she saw Matt
she threw him her cat
and shouted "you can keep her!"
KURT ANGLE
there was a wrestler named Kurt
who was always getting hurt
he liked to wear silk
and also drink milk
so he got beaten to the dirt
MOLLY HOLLY
there was a girl called Molly
her lover Spike gave her a dolly
her clothes were bright
and glowed in the night
it's obvious that she's a Holly
PERRY SATURN
there was a crazed guy called Perry
who had a magical berry
he made a wish
for a beautiful dish
and gave it to his lover Moppy
THE ROCK
there was a champion called Rocky
who could be a little cocky
he always felt
round his waist for his belt
in case he lost it while playing hockey
MICK FOLEY
There was a guy called Mick
who never ever got sick
he woke up in space
with spots on his face
and thought that it was a trick
(there's a CERTAIN word that actually rhymes perfectly with Mick, but I don't think I should include it...)
X-PAC
there was a person called X-pac
who owned a very nice shoe rack
he hated blue shoes
so he couldn't do
without putting them all in a big sack
KANE
there was a big guy called Kane
who had always hated the rain
when it started to pour
he ran out of the door
and went to a desert in a train
SHANE MCMAHON
there was a fellow called shane
who treated people with disdain (not too sure what that word means :D )
he farted one day
which caused people to say
"how rude, and it's others he blames!"
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my brain just ran out of juice
and a few more screws are loose
I'll will be back
and don't call me a quack!!
or I'll send my goats and my moose!!
just kidding, I don't have goats OR a moose. did you like that? want some more? If you hate this tell me, I'll remove it if more than 5 people want it gone!!!
These are some nonsense limericks I made up about some wrestlers. A limerick is supposed to be pure nonsense, so I don't mean what I say!!!
(A limerick is a short poem where the first, forth and last lines rhyme, and also the second and the third ones. And they're REALLY meant to be nonsense!!! and somehow, they ALWAYS star with "there was a...")
=======================================================================
CHRIS JERICHO
there was a guy called Jericho
who was a really nice fellow
when he was left
by his beloved Steph
he cried tears all over his pillow
LITA
There was a girl called Lita
who could run as fast as a cheetah
when she saw Matt
she threw him her cat
and shouted "you can keep her!"
KURT ANGLE
there was a wrestler named Kurt
who was always getting hurt
he liked to wear silk
and also drink milk
so he got beaten to the dirt
MOLLY HOLLY
there was a girl called Molly
her lover Spike gave her a dolly
her clothes were bright
and glowed in the night
it's obvious that she's a Holly
PERRY SATURN
there was a crazed guy called Perry
who had a magical berry
he made a wish
for a beautiful dish
and gave it to his lover Moppy
THE ROCK
there was a champion called Rocky
who could be a little cocky
he always felt
round his waist for his belt
in case he lost it while playing hockey
MICK FOLEY
There was a guy called Mick
who never ever got sick
he woke up in space
with spots on his face
and thought that it was a trick
(there's a CERTAIN word that actually rhymes perfectly with Mick, but I don't think I should include it...)
X-PAC
there was a person called X-pac
who owned a very nice shoe rack
he hated blue shoes
so he couldn't do
without putting them all in a big sack
KANE
there was a big guy called Kane
who had always hated the rain
when it started to pour
he ran out of the door
and went to a desert in a train
SHANE MCMAHON
there was a fellow called shane
who treated people with disdain (not too sure what that word means :D )
he farted one day
which caused people to say
"how rude, and it's others he blames!"
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my brain just ran out of juice
and a few more screws are loose
I'll will be back
and don't call me a quack!!
or I'll send my goats and my moose!!
just kidding, I don't have goats OR a moose. did you like that? want some more? If you hate this tell me, I'll remove it if more than 5 people want it gone!!!