A/N:Hello!insert lupin voice(those of you who have seen the third movie will understand) hehe. Guess what? this is a fanfic that I just made up right now:-D how kewl!! So if you guys think that my quick thinking on the spot is good then review. But hey if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say it at all!!!
Disclaimer: I own everything!! haha. except for Jk's characters:-(. God bless her.
Summary: Harry has a girlfriend and Sirius and Remus are dying to find out who it is.
Chapter One:
"So whos the girlfriend Harry?" Sirius said winking at Harry from across the table.
" No body. I dont gotta girlfriend".
"You dont gotta girlfriend eh?" Remus repeated in a gangster voice.
"Uh huh. Blocking out Remus now". Sirius turned his head away from his friend and put a cerial box in between them.
" Sirius are you hung over"?
"Harry how many times do I have to tell you. Its Thursday morning. You know my thing about getting drunk on a Wednesday night. Only sissy's get drunk in the middle of the week"
" Well then Harry I think that tells you that he is on a hangover" Remus laughed. " Sirius the sissy"
"Remmy the werewolf" Sirius said half jokingly.
Remus got up and stormed out of the room whipping the cerial box at Sirius's head.
"Ahh fuck I always mess up .I was just joking he can never take a joke".
" Well Sirius I think if you were a werewolf and Remus said that to you, you'd probably punch him in the face. I think he did you a favor".
"Stop trying to change the subject, whos the girlfriend?"
" Will you stop with the girlfriend thing! I dont even know how the hell you found out about it".
"Oh oh oh!! You just said you had a girlfriend. Now that you let that much slip you cant just walk away" Sirius smiled.
"Watch me". Harry got up and walked to his bedroom leaving Sirius all alone.
"How come I'm always the last one in the room?" Sirius asked himself.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"I'll get it!" Sirius said jumping off the chair. "Maybe just maybe it will be Harry's little girlfriend".
"Yello" Sirius answered.
"Umm Hi can I please speak to Harry?" It was a girl.
" Alright you can speak to Harry. But I need to ask you a few questions before I can let you speak to him".
"Umm okay" The girl said in hesitation.
" Number one: How old are you?" Sirius said trying to hold back his laughter.
" Umm I'm 17"
"Oh so your a year older then Harry then eh?"
" Yup considering he's 16 and Im 17 that makes me a year older" The girl decided to play along with Sirius.
" ANd your a smartass too right?"
"uh huh"
"Okay. So onto number two. Number two: What school do you attend?"
" Hogwarts"
"Ok so your a witch then"
"Duh!"
" Okay number three. Are you Harry's girlfriend?
"yes"
"And your name is?"
"Julia Malfoy" She answered.
Sirius was shocked.
A/N: Well there ya go. If you want to find out who Julia Malfoy is then please review and let me know if I should do another chapter. And just so you know Julia's father is Lucius but the mother is not Narcissa. Its someone most of you probably would not think of. So if you would like to find out all that info that will all be in chapter 2. Its all up to you guys! Haha this rocked I totally just made this up on the spot!!!! So if some of it doesnt make sense no need for flames because you were already warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to Sammie because Im using her computer and she helped me come up with it. Were CRAZY!!
Disclaimer: I own everything!! haha. except for Jk's characters:-(. God bless her.
Summary: Harry has a girlfriend and Sirius and Remus are dying to find out who it is.
Chapter One:
"So whos the girlfriend Harry?" Sirius said winking at Harry from across the table.
" No body. I dont gotta girlfriend".
"You dont gotta girlfriend eh?" Remus repeated in a gangster voice.
"Uh huh. Blocking out Remus now". Sirius turned his head away from his friend and put a cerial box in between them.
" Sirius are you hung over"?
"Harry how many times do I have to tell you. Its Thursday morning. You know my thing about getting drunk on a Wednesday night. Only sissy's get drunk in the middle of the week"
" Well then Harry I think that tells you that he is on a hangover" Remus laughed. " Sirius the sissy"
"Remmy the werewolf" Sirius said half jokingly.
Remus got up and stormed out of the room whipping the cerial box at Sirius's head.
"Ahh fuck I always mess up .I was just joking he can never take a joke".
" Well Sirius I think if you were a werewolf and Remus said that to you, you'd probably punch him in the face. I think he did you a favor".
"Stop trying to change the subject, whos the girlfriend?"
" Will you stop with the girlfriend thing! I dont even know how the hell you found out about it".
"Oh oh oh!! You just said you had a girlfriend. Now that you let that much slip you cant just walk away" Sirius smiled.
"Watch me". Harry got up and walked to his bedroom leaving Sirius all alone.
"How come I'm always the last one in the room?" Sirius asked himself.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"I'll get it!" Sirius said jumping off the chair. "Maybe just maybe it will be Harry's little girlfriend".
"Yello" Sirius answered.
"Umm Hi can I please speak to Harry?" It was a girl.
" Alright you can speak to Harry. But I need to ask you a few questions before I can let you speak to him".
"Umm okay" The girl said in hesitation.
" Number one: How old are you?" Sirius said trying to hold back his laughter.
" Umm I'm 17"
"Oh so your a year older then Harry then eh?"
" Yup considering he's 16 and Im 17 that makes me a year older" The girl decided to play along with Sirius.
" ANd your a smartass too right?"
"uh huh"
"Okay. So onto number two. Number two: What school do you attend?"
" Hogwarts"
"Ok so your a witch then"
"Duh!"
" Okay number three. Are you Harry's girlfriend?
"yes"
"And your name is?"
"Julia Malfoy" She answered.
Sirius was shocked.
A/N: Well there ya go. If you want to find out who Julia Malfoy is then please review and let me know if I should do another chapter. And just so you know Julia's father is Lucius but the mother is not Narcissa. Its someone most of you probably would not think of. So if you would like to find out all that info that will all be in chapter 2. Its all up to you guys! Haha this rocked I totally just made this up on the spot!!!! So if some of it doesnt make sense no need for flames because you were already warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to Sammie because Im using her computer and she helped me come up with it. Were CRAZY!!