So this is the first three questions for the Pocahontas main stars, from my Disney Animated Stars Interview fanfic. I messed up with the character, since i wrote this in class while i was in a sleepy mood (and was also boring). So, if you're reading this then thank you for spending your time here and also sorry for my English.
* Interviewer: What do you think about your other half?
John S.: She's sweet, the most wonderful woman on Earth...
Pocahontas: Thank you.
John S.: Until she dumped me.
Pocahontas: I did not.
John S.: Yes you did! You ran away with him! *point at Rolfe*
John R.: Huh? Me?
Pocahontas: Well, if you hadn't been so conceited after you came back to London, i could have stayed with you.
John S.: It was the director's fault!
Pocahontas: [...] Then i blame the director too.
John S.: *Speechless*
John R.: Did i miss something?
John S.: I'll kill you Rolfe!
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* Interviewer: What's your weakness(es)?
John S.: *Point at Pocahontas*
Pocahontas: *Point at Rolfe*
John S.: *Death glare at Rolfe*
Interviewer: Somebody calls 911.
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* Interviewer: How old are you?
Pocahontas: *Nervous laugh* Why did you ask such a question?... I have no idea how old was i in the movie, but in my historical life, i was about 13, and...
John S.: *gritting his teeth* I was about 30 or less. In the movie, i have absolutely no idea.
John R.: Me young, me free, me...
John & Pocahontas (and the Interviewer as well): Oh shut up, we know you're young in the movie, dummy!
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* Interviewer: Having seen your own movie, what make you feel touching and irritating the most?
Pocahontas: That last scene when i watched him go back to... uh... England.
John S.: Yep, the music was incredibly fine. I cried!
Pocahontas: Because of the music?
John S.: No, my wound burned like hell when i lifted to wave you goodbye... It had something to do with the music tool
Pocahontas: Oh, i never knew that. Poor you.
John S.: And the most irritating one would definitely be the ending of the sequel. How could you fall for that jerk?
John R.: I'm not a jerk.
Pocahontas: We're not talking to you. And, like i said, i blame the director. Beside, i like you more than him, so don't be a baby and sulk for nothing.
John S.: Who's the baby? I'm older than you, hello!
John R.: You don't like me?
John S.: No, not a bit.
Interviewer: Especially me!
John R.: I'll be at the riverbend if you look for me.
I'm not a fan of Rolfe so... sorry all JR's fans out there.
I DID messed it up! It's so lame!
Anyway, have a nice day (or night, here where i live :D)