MV: Naruto Hates ramen!
Naruto: I love ramen you mangy voice!
MV:Naruto Doesn't want to become the next Hokage!
Naruto: Yeah I do, I want to be noticed, Believe it!
MV: Naruto Hates HInata and loves Sakura
Naruto: Yeah!
(Hinata goes back stage and starts crying)
Hinata: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
NarutoMV Likes pretty ponies and has a collection in his closet.
Naruto: How did you find...? NO I DON'T!
MV: Naruto Loves Sasuke, That's why he wanted to find him.
Naruto: NO I DON'T!
MV:Naruto Keeps a picture of Iruka in his pocket at all times
Naruto: Yup, He's my favorite sensei
MV: Naruto He killed Akamaru, and Shino's Kikai bugs
(Kiba and Shino come on stage)
Kiba: I knew it fox boy, you must die!
Shino: Repent for my dead friends!
(Beat up Naruto in a dust cloud fight and leave him there)
MV:NarutoNeeds extra money so he does sexy no jutsu at clubs and strips for cash
(Kakashi stands up)
Kakashi: So you were the girl I met at the bar and tried to hit on
Naruto: No, that was Sakura.
Kakashi: Oh, no wonder she seemed unattractive and unappealing
(Sakura gets up from her seat)
Sakura: Why you pervert!
(Smacks Kakashi in the face)
MV: Naruto Reads Harry Potter
Naruto: Who in the hell is Harry Potter?
(Harry pops out of nowhere)
Harry: I am!
Naruto: HOLY SHIT!
( Harry randomly multiplies and sings his version of badgerbadger)
AH, a potter, potter, potter, potter, potter,potter, weasley, weasley
(Gets kunai in face and falls down)
MV: That was random, oh well.
MV: Naruto, stole the whole i'm short, annoying but cute look from Ed Elric from full metal alchemist
Naruto: NO I DIDN'T!
(Ed pops out of nowhere)
ED: Yeah you did, Eat this !
(Turns metal arm into blade)
Naruto: Holy Shit!
( Beats him to a bloody pulp)
Naruto: Ow!
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