Xigbar, If you were gay

author: yusuke-love

It a random silliness with Xigbar and Xeron, it's been replay by Xigbar and Xeron,

Song: "if were you gay" by Avenue Q

I don't own the song, but they do!!

I don't own Xigbar...i wish I did...

I own Xeron (Xeron is my OC character for KH2)

A/N: (the bolded letter are telling you what they are doing...okay)

In Xigbar's room

Xigbar: (sitting in a chair with a book) Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

Xeron: (walks in) Oh, hi Xigbar!

Xigbar: Hi Xeron. (in a annoy tone)

Xeron: Hey Xigbar, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning. (sits on the bed)
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

Xigbar: That's very interesting.

Xeron: He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

Xigbar: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

Xeron: Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Xigbar----

Xigbar: I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

Xeron: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Xigbar.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Xigbar: I don't want to talk about it,
Xeron! This conversation is over!!!

Xeron: Yeah, but...

Xigbar: OVER!!!

Xeron: Well, okay, but just so you know — (smirks and grabs a microphone) (music goes on and start singing)
IF YOU WERE GAY (Xigbar froze while turning his head towards Xeron)

THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Xigbar: Xeron, please!
I am trying to read.…...
(gets annoy by Xeron)

What?!

Xeron: IF YOU WERE QUEER

Xigbar: Ah, Xeron!

Xeron: I'D STILL BE HERE,

Xigbar: Xeron, I'm trying to read this book.

Xeron: YEAR AFTER YEAR

Xigbar: Xeron!!!!

Xeron: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,

Xigbar: Argh! (hands over forehead)

Xeron: AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Xigbar: What?

Xeron: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Xigbar: I would?

Xeron: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY, JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Xigbar: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Xeron: SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS? (shows him a bunch yaoi pic of him)

Xigbar: (freaks out) Xeron, that's GROSS!

Xeron: No it's not! (toss the yaoi pic away)
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Xigbar: I am not listening! (cover his ears)

Xeron: AND HERE I'D STAY,

Xigbar: La la la la la!

Xeron: BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Xigbar: Aaaah! (runs away from Xeron)

Xeron: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE (chases after him)
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Xigbar: (stops running) BUT I'M NOT GAY!

Xeron: (glomps him) If you were gay.

Xigbar: Argh! (on the floor)

End

I hope you guys enjoy

Xeron: I did!!

Xigbar: I did not, dude. That isn't cool!