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Rogeriscool: hey
Rogeriscool: hello?
Mimixo: oh hi
Mimixo: why r we in a chat?
Mimixo: theres only 2 of us
Rogeriscool: its the only way u r gonna talk 2 me
Mimixo: fine
Mimixo: what do u want
Rogeriscool: look im sorry about last night
Mimixo: just 4get it
Rogeriscool: can I make it up to u?
Mimixo: how
Rogeriscool: my friends n I r goin to the life café after maureens show
Rogeriscool: wanna come?
Rogeriscool: )
Mimixo: sure
Mimixo: Id like that
MarkCohen has entered the chatroom
MarkCohen: aww!
Rogeriscool: mark?!
MarkCohen: ya
Rogeriscool: what r u doing in here?
Mimixo: I kinda invited him so there wasn't just the 2 of us
Rogeriscool: …
MarkCohen: so whats up dogs?
Mimixo: um.. n2m u?
MarkCohen: same. Whatupindahizzyouze brutha roger?
Rogeriscool: omg.
Mimixo: roger…
Rogeriscool: nothin much "bro"
MarkCohen: coolarific posse
Rogeriscool: Im not ur posse
MarkCohen: whatev homeslice. Catcha on da flip side homies! L8r.
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Rogeriscool: omg.
Mimixo: I no he can be a little weird at times but he's ur friend and u should be nice to him.
Rogeriscool: a little weird? He called me BRUTHA ROGER. THAT IS JUST CREEPY.
Mimixo: sigh
Rogeriscool: you don't like LIKE him do u?
Mimixo: no! what r u crazy?
Rogeriscool: idk….
Mimixo: roger, I like you, but don't go so far as to think I like MARK, the guy who ate all those hotdogs and bologna sandwiches in the 8th grade and then threw up on you.
Rogeriscool: I was 13 ok? I was very sensitive then. And the throw up smelled like dirty gym socks and stained my favorite shirt.
Mimixo: I'm sure it wasn't that bad
Rogeriscool: yeah because kids didn't call you Oscar Meyer for the next 4 years.
Collinsboii has entered the room.
Collinsboii: haaaa. I remember that. That was hilarious. U ran out of the cafeteria crying.
Rogeriscool: yeah ha ha ha.
Mimixo: u were crying? Maureen didn't tell me about that!
Rogeriscool: (
Mimixo:
oh, roger
Rogeriscool: its ok. Im cool.
Collinsboii: yeah right man
Rogeriscool: shut up!
Mimixo: guys!
Angel Pie has entered the chatroom
Angel pie: hey boys. MIMI!!!!
Mimixo: angel!!!!! hey girl
Angel Pie: im expecting to see all of you at the show tonight
Rogeriscool: ill b there
Mimixo: me too
Collinsboii: yup
Angel Pie: cool! Ttyl love ya Collins baby.
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Rogeriscool: run along Collins baby.
Collinsboii: I swear man….
Rogeriscool: jk! Come on man u no that.
Collinsboii: yeah. Cu guys
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Mimixo: well, id better get ready 4 tonight
Rogeriscool: k
Mimixo: bye roger
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Rogeriscool: …………..
Rogeriscool: and now im all alone again
Rogeriscool: no where to turn no one to go to
Rogeriscool: without a hope without a friend
Rogeriscool: without a face to say hello to
BennyCoffin3 has entered the chatroom
BennyCoffin3: hey man
Rogeriscool: woah. Howd u get in here.
BennyCoffin3: I have ways
Rogeriscool: ur creepin me out.
BennyCoffin3: ha ha ha.
Rogeriscool: no I'm serious
BennyCoffin3: I need the rent.
Rogeriscool. Well we don't have it
BennyCoffin3: well get it. Like, some time around now
Rogeriscool: come on benny u said we were golden!
BennyCoffin3: look roger this is something im not proud of.
MarkCohen has entered the chatroom
MarkCohen: hey boiiiiiiz
Rogeriscool: bennys trying to get some cash out of us-the rent
MarkCohen: again? Benny, this has to stop.
BennyCoffin3: Guys, I NEED the rent
MarkCohen: well, we don't have it
Rogeriscool: come on benny, u no that. U promised we didn't have to pay
BennyCoffin3: and the owner of the lot next door has a right to do with it as he pleases
Roger is cool: oh brother.
MarvelousxMaureen has entered the room
MarvelousxMaureen: hey
MarkCohen: MAUREEN!
MarvelousxMaureen: omfg. Gotta go. Bye!
MarvelousxMaureen has left the chatroom
MarkCohen: dammit! Y do I always do that?
Rogeriscool: you're in love. That's what happens. (and itz pathetic)
MarkCohen: oh…HEY!
BennyCoffin3: look, I gotta get going, think about getting a job bye
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Rogeriscool: I'd better leave too. Getting pretty boring. Bye.
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MarkCohen: …….
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MarvelousxMaureen: hey girl!
Mimixo: hi
MarvelousxMaureen: mimi ru ok? you seem upset...
Mimixo: it's just... what if roger kisses me?
MarvelousxMaureen: tonight? kiss him back! What uve never kissed a guy b4?
Mimixo: …..
MarvelousxMaureen: omg. Mimi, you're a stripper. How could you have not kissed a guy b4?
Mimixo: idk, I just…… oh im so nervous! I cant do this.
MarvelousxMaureen: yes u can! its ok. Ok, when he leans in to kiss you, just lean in too, but not too fast, and kiss him gently on the lips, not too long, just a light touch, and then shrink away. Its lean, kiss, shrink.
Mimixo: lean…kiss…shrink, ok I think I got it. What if I mess up
MarvelousxMaureen: you can't mess up in kissing!
Mimixo: maureen , u are fabulous!
MarvelousxMaureen: I no! love ya mimi ttys
Mimixo: ok cya!
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Collinsboii: I been waitin 4 u boiiiii
MarkCohen: yo doggay.
Collinsboii: so….
MarkCohen: This ain't boheme! Do do do do do dooo do doo.
Collinnsboii: mark, where'd u hear that?
MarkCohen: idk, some site
Collinsboii: well, u no that's making fun of us right?
MarkCohen: no……
Rogeriscool has entered the chatroom
Rogeriscool: what?
Collinsboii: mark is singing again
Rogeriscool: again?
MarkCohen: hey, im not that bad
Rogeriscool: I beg to differ
Collinsboii: so roger is Mimi comin to the show
Rogeriscool: who wants to no?
MarkCohen: she IS isn't she
Rogeriscool: possibly….maybe……..a little bit……..yes
Collinsboii: it'll be good 4 u boii
Rogeriscool: yeah whatever
MarkCohen: you seem to be avoiding this subject
Rogeriscool: who are u my therapist
MarkCohen: …..
Collinsboii: mark, now if roger doesn't want to talk about this, he don't have to
Rogeriscool: THANK YOU
Collinsboii: but she does have a really nice ass!
Rogeriscool: COLLINS!
Collinsboii: im jes playin witchu boii
MarkCohen: roger has a girl-friend roger has a girl-friend roger has a girl-friend
Collinsboii: ha haaaa
Rogeriscool: Jesus guys, can't I get some privacy in my life?
MarkCohen: she seems like an ok person
Rogeriscool: mark don't ruin this for me, like u did last time when you gave April the knife, again I remind you that was ur fault.
MarkCohen: she needed a knife! What was I gonna say no?
Rogeriscool: well yeah what did u think she needed it for a steak?
MarkCohen: …..
Rogeriscool: Mark, please please PLEASE don't tell me that's what u thought
MarkCohen: I could but that would be ……….a lie
Rogeriscool: WHAT?!?!
MarkCohen: Well, I wasn't really awake and she….
Rogeriscool: I can't believe this!
Collinsboii: Roger, it was a long time ago and it a mistake! Every1 makes mistakes!
Rogeriscool: not one like this though!
Collinsboii: guys! Cool it.
Rogeriscool: I need to be alone for a while, cya
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MarkCohen: hey Mimi!
Mimixo: Yea, uh…hi Mark
MarkCohen: uh……….i have a feeling roger's "down on his luck" "feelin like a chump"
Mimixo: what? Mark…ur scaring me a little bit
MarkCohen: yeah well ….
Mimixo: can I be honest with u????
Mimixo: r u on drugs or sumthin?
MarkCohen: no! r u crazy?!!?! NO!!
Mimixo: sorry...that's not what I wuzz Bing honest about tho
MarkCohen: well, hurry up!
Mimixo: ok! ok! well, I don't know if I really want to go with you guys 2 the life café 2nite
MarkCohen: y not!!??
Mimixo: well…I have a feeling roger's not really that "into me"
MarkCohen: well, that didn't really make much of a difference 2 u when u snuck onto our fire escape, crawled in a window and pulled out some drugs!
Mimixo: he told you about that!?
MarkCohen: yea, I'm his best friend!
Mimixo: that doesn't matter, has he said anything?
MarkCohen: he really likes u he's just nervous
Mimixo: ok, ill bthere, thanks mark!
MarkCohen: no problemo homie dog-GGG!
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MarkCohen: hows our superstar kisser?
Rogeriscool: cool it ok?
MarkCohen: man you really laid one on her.
Rogeriscool: omg mark you watched us?
MarkCohen: well it was kinda hard to ignore! You were doing it in the middle of the café!
Rogeriscool: I really like her, and I tried to give her a little tongue, but she wouldn't oblige.
MarkCohen: oooooh! Did u 2 do it afterwards?
Rogeriscool: omg mark! U don't ask that kinda stuff!
MarkCohen: well, did you?
Rogeriscool: a little bit…yes
MarkCohen: how was it?
Rogeriscool: too personal
MarkCohen: oh I c. what goes on in the bed stays in the bed right?
Rogeriscool: well, yeah, come on mark uve never even done it b4!
MarkCohen, u don't know that
Rogeriscool: omg
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MarvelousxMaureen: hey girls!
LawyerJoanne: hey honeybear!
Angel Pie: hey!!!!!
LawyerJoanne: whats going on with you girls?
Angel Pie: nothing, me and maureen were talking about the get-together at the café last night
MarvelousxMaureen: cool, did u see mimi and roger getting hot n heavy?
LawyerJoanne: Oh, yeah, but I have to go, I have a case to do today. Bye!
MarvelousxMaureen: Me too, I m going to visit mimi, see what it was like to kiss roger!
Angel Pie: bye!
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Collinsboii: hey boii, whatchu up to?
MarvelousxMaureen: hey roger! Whats up
Mimixo: hey rog, whassup?
Rogeriscool: nothin, hey listen, mark and I are planning a pty at our place tomorrow
Rogeriscool: ru guys comin?
Collinsboii: sounds like fun, ill bring angel
Mimixo: fun! Yeah ill come
MarvelousxMaureen: me and Joanne will be there 4 sure!
Rogeriscool: cool, cu guys!
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MarkCohen: today's party is gonna be da bomb yo
Rogeriscool: yeah.
MarkCohen: but, I hope ur not gonna drink
Rogeriscool: of course im gonna drink! Only losers don't drink at partys…
MarkCohen: not too much though right?
Rogeriscool: no, of course not, y would I do that?
MarkCohen: u always do.
Rogeriscool: im sorry ok? I just…..nvm. I wont do it this time! Bye
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MarvelousxMaureen: hey pookie.
LawyerJoanne: hi
MarvelousxMaureen: ru ok? want to go out tonight?
LawyerJoanne: invite the women you were flirting with at buzzline to come too?
MarvelousxMaureen: pookie, we were just talking!
LawyerJoanne: look, I don't need this, or u!
MarvelousxMaureen: well, if that's how your gonna be, fine!
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Collinsboii: man ru still awake?
Rogeriscool: paretty oonm!
Collinsboii: what? Man, ru still drunk?
Rogeriscool: whaut whuuld mak e ut think thgat?
Collinsboii: you cant even type.
Rogeriscool: ooooh.
Rogeriscool: leeve men alode doooooode!
Collinsboii: want me to come over there n help u around
Rogeriscool: nozinsense! Im prufctly fin!
Collinsboii: ok man take it easy.
Rogeriscool: okaey doukey colllinisz byees!
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Mimixo: roger?
Rogeriscool: ohhh my head.
Mimixo: ru ok? you were blind drunk at the party. I was just checkin up on u.
Rogeriscool: thanks, but im really fine really.
MarkCohen has entered the chatroom.
MarkCohen: he gets like this EVERY PARTY WE GO TO.
Rogeriscool: it was an accident! My god.
MarkCohen: it was not an "accident"! You enjoyed dancing on the table in ur boxers!
Mimixo: that was pretty funny…..
MarkCohen: MIMI! DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!
Rogeriscool: who r u to tell her what to do?
MarkCohen: I know her better than u do.
Rogeriscool: how?
MarkCohen: unlike you we actually talk, about intimate things!
Rogeriscool: inatmate?
MarkCohen: SHE LIKES ME FOR ME!
MarkCohen: just 4get it. Go find a new best friend.
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Mimixo: roger…
Rogeriscool: I don't care.
Mimixo: nothing happened between me and mark. Were just friends.
Rogeriscool: whatever
Mimixo: ok, so maybe we had a thing once, but it was earlier…
Rogeriscool: just forget about it.
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Collinsboii: guys?
MarkCohen: its just me.
Collinsboii: meems looks terrible
MarkCohen: word from roger shes been using again, he still hates me.
Collinsboii: not if I can help it
Rogeriscool has entered the chatroom
Rogeriscool: oh god not him.
MarkCohen: ROGER! I'm sorry sorry sorry.
Rogeriscool: first my landlord, now my best friend?
Collinsboii: its not like that rog
Rogeriscool: OF COURSE IT IS! Mimis using again, she looks terrible and is dying as we speak, my best friend and my girlfriend are in love, everyone blames me for mimis pain and its not my fault!
Markcohen: come on roger that's not true
Rogeriscool: YOU WOULDNT KNOW!
Rogeriscool: I keep telling her to stop, that its slowly killing her, that she has so much to live for, all of us care about her, we need her…
Rogeriscool: I love her.
Rogeriscool: I just wish she would listen to me.
Rogeriscool: mimi, mimi are u there?
Rogeriscool: mimi this has to stop.
Rogeriscool: ur not going to get better if you keep taking it!
Rogeriscool: talk to me!
Rogeriscool: MIMI ANSWER ME!
Rogeriscool: this isn't funny, u think it's a joke?
Rogeriscool: mimi, I really care about u!
Rogeriscool: im worried
Rogeriscool: mimi, answer me please!
Rogeriscool: please
Rogeriscool: I need u
Rogeriscool: im scared
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Angel Pie: guys?
Mimixo: ANGEL!?!?
Rogeriscool: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Angel Pie: It's, Collins guys.
Rogeriscool: oh, right, I knew that.
Mimixo: were going to be at the funeral Collins, all of us
Marvelousxmaureen: right, and well all chip in. guys?
Mimixo: Of course
MarkCohen has entered the room
MarkCohen: Hi guys
Rogeriscool: hello marcus
MarkCohen: how can u still B mad?
MarkCohen: after this just happened!?
Rogeriscool: don't even try to talk to me u SCUM!!!!!!
Mimixo: come on, calm down!
Rogeriscool: well, why don't u 2 just talk about "intimate things"
Mimixo: Roger…
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Angel Pie: I've gotta go guys…I don't know how I'm gonna pay for all this.
Mimixo: see ya Collins
MarkCohen: bye
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Mimixo: well….bye
MarkCohen: Mimi, wait!
Mimixo has left the chatroom
MarkCohen: sigh
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Mimixo: so u sold ur guitar. Bought….a car?
Rogeriscool: yup, im leavin soon for santa fe. Its true ur with that yuppie scum?
MarkCohen: u said ud never speak to him again!
Mimixo: not now!
MarvelousxMaureen: who said that u have any say in who she says things to at all!
Rogeriscool: yeaaah!
LawyerJoanne: Who said that U should stick ur nose
LawyerJoanne: in other
LawyerJoanne: peoples
MarvelousxMaureen: WHO SAID I WAS TALKING TO U?
LawyerJoanne: I can't believe you're doing this TODAY
Rogeriscool: I really cared about you
Mimixo: ur full of shit!
BennyCoffin3: COME ON GUYS CHILL!
LawyerJoanne: so…
Collinsboii: I cant believe he's gone, and your going.
Mimixo: I can't believe this is good bye.
MarkCohen: I can't believe this is good bye.
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MarkCohen: hey roger hows santa fe?
Rogeriscool: hey, itz good
MarkCohen: I love u.
Rogeriscool: what?
MarkCohen: I love u.
MarkCohen: ever since I met u, u were always so hott!
Rogeriscool: WHAT???????????
Rogeriscool: what r u talking about? Ru u serious? Ru ………gay?
MarkCohen: …
Rogeriscool: we showered together!
Rogeriscool: ew!
Rogeriscool: mark r u serious?!
MarkCohen: AHA!
Rogeriscool: what???
MarkCohen:
I just did the friendship test on you!
Rogeriscool: wha…
MarkCohen: back when I said I love you b4; that was a test!
Rogeriscool: what the hell!?!
MarkCohen: c, I coulda made a total ass of myself…
Rogeriscool: ya kinda did
MarkCohen: well…u passed, and you no what u got!
Rogeriscool: sigh what did I get?
MarkCohen: F+
MarkCohen: CLICK
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Rogeriscool: o…k
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Rogeriscool: sssapp guys.
Collinsboii: ur drunk again?
Rogeriscool: I wnet to a cluub laszt nitgt, pretty shnazzz. The ladiesezs all up onssss
Collinsboii: must be nice to have all them ladies
MarkCohen: no shit
Rogeriscool: It wuzbc laik ohgdf dae cHIaxn!
MarkCohen: what does that mean?
Collinsboii: I think he said off the chain
MarkCohen: ooooh
Collinsboii: let's go git drunk
Rogeriscool: Im gamebn!
MarkCohen: no, no. I can't do that.
Collinsboii: come onn maan.
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MarkCohen: so, you're in Santa Fe?
Rogeriscool: yep, how's Mimi?
MarkCohen: I wouldn't know
Rogeriscool: what?
Collinsboii: shes been missing for a while
Rogeriscool: WHAT?
MarkCohen: we've been looking everywhere, but we can't find her
Rogeriscool: I can't believe this
MarvelousxMaureen has entered the room
MarvelousxMaureen: hi mark, collins. Any luck finding mimi?
MarkCohen: nope.
MarvelousxMaureen: well I checked the cat scratch club; she hasn't showed up for work since last week. I talked to one of her friends, she says she's been using again
Collinsboii: its getting cold out there.
Collinsboii: how could she survive?
Rogeriscool: oh my god
Rogeriscool: I'm coming home
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Rogeriscool: that's pathetic
MarkCohen: we don't have the rent! It's been a year, just LET IT GO!
BennyCoffin3: I NEED the rent!
Rogeriscool: screw you
Rogeriscool: go 2 hell
BennyCoffin3: oh yea, reeeeeeeeeal nice guys
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MarkCohen: traitor
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Mimixo: so everythings ok again?
Rogeriscool: yes, I love you
Mimixo: I love u
MarkCohen has entered the room
MarkCohen: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mimixo: shut up!
Rogeriscool: yea! Itz not my fault you're girlfriend LEFT YOU FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!
MarkCohen: I'm not even gonna respond to that
Mimixo has left the room
Rogeriscool: what the???
Rogeriscool: oh, g2g…Mimi's here.
Rogeriscool: oh, yeah.
Rogeriscool has left the room
MarkCohen: disturbing
THE END