Hey, PJO fans, I'm back! So, this isn't technically a story; it's a poem written by my friend Oops and I in the sixth grade. This is the INSANELY modified eighth grade version that actually isn't much better. Hey, you try cramming five awesome books into five stanzas!
So, anyway, I suppose the author's note shouldn't be longer than the "story," so enjoy!
The Percy Jackson Series in Five Stanzas (Revised)
The Lightning Thief -
His age is twelve; normal guy
'Til Zeus's bolt was stolen by... ?
Off to find the land of the dead
Busted a bus; Medusa's head
St. Louis Arch; Lotus Hotel
Warm glow and a smile, does that ring a bell?
Sea of Monsters -
Now thirteen; camp in danger
Went off to be Camp Half-Blood's savior
Monster Donut; Circe's spa
Siren's bay; her fatal flaw
Sea of Monsters; Golden Fleece
That cruise ship ain't a ship of peace
Titan's Curse -
Age of fourteen; not much fun
Artemis captured; Ares's gun
Desert, junkyard, giant toe
He went off and faced the foe
Kronos freed Atlas; curse passed 'round
New lieutenant of Artemis has been crowned
Battle of the Labyrinth -
Still fourteen; back at camp
Into the Labyrinth they did tramp
Blew up a volcano; he was thrown
To Calypso's island; he chose home
In the camp, sneak attack
With his friends he drove them back
The Last Olympian -
A week from sixteen; prophecy read
Blew up the cruise ship; his friend is dead
Spy in the camp; curse of Achilles
Plan 23; wait, pigs are flying?
Kronos defeated; new Oracle came
She'll never make it easy, so good luck, Seaweed Brain!
So what did you think? Did you catch all the little references? Let me know in a review! Constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated.
Feel free to copy and paste this on your profile or whatever, but be sure to let me know in a PM and give me credit!
Also, if anyone's interested, I can also post the original in a new chapter. It is almost entirely different.
Please review! Even if it's just a smiley face! Guest reviews are welcome!