After the saga of: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Day Break,

comes

NOON

Lunch break

After the last fight between Jacob and Edward, Edward runs away. leaving Jacob alone.

Edward runs away to Bella, and tells her that he loves her. Bella doesn't know what to say. Bella tries to run away. But because Edward is a vampire he is faster than Bella. But just out of the blue, Jacob comes and upper-cuts Edward. Edward strikes back with a TITTY TWISTER! Unfortunately Jacob falls with a bang. With enough energy to make the last move, he chopped blocked Edward and as soon as Edward falls Jacob stand and farts on Edward's face bare-butt! AND RUNS!!!

Bella's family just struck oil so now they are rich.

When Jacob ran away he planned to call in a army to kill Edward. Edward is all alone with Bella. And as soon as Edward sees the army he tried to run. Jacob thought of one last fight, and turns into a ware-wolf sprinting to Edward and without a second thought Jacob clobbers Edward. Edward smacks Jacob and calls him a "doosh-bag" Jacob fricken is pissed off and *****slaps Edward. "WHAT THE GAY?" Edward says. Then his phone rings. With the song " You get the best of both worlds" dude you are so gay! Be quite, its my mom! "hi mommy. What's hanging'?'' " Edward you need to get sugar and milk. I'm making flesh and blood-I mean cookies and punch." "mom not know im in the middle of a fight with Jacob- I mean a debate with "bacob" never mind by! OK were we oh ya- Im not gay! Uh huh. "now if you dont mind im going to kill you, and get Bella and her money." At this time Bella was bored and was trying to eat a dog.

Jacob said charge and the army went fast as lighting . Bella ate the dog and at this point full and scared . Edward had no other choice to let Bella run would be to risky and letting her stay there w ought Edward ate Bella!!! Taste like dog?!?! He thought but he had to run no other choice but to run. EDWARD SAW EVERY THING THAT HAPPENED and wants revenge.

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