Title: Off to Naughtyville!
Author: Baby Jenks
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Genre: Humor/Parody
Spoilers: Just minor character ones. Not that bad.
Summary: A scene from Peter Pan...gone horribly wrong.
A/N: Sorry, everybody, for making you go through this. I had fun, though ;).
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Kate: Well, Darien. However do we get to Naughtyville?
Darien: Go QSH, of course!
Lelia: What's that?
Darien: It's QuickSilver Horniess!
Kate: QSH?
Darien: It's easy! All you have to do is...is to...is to...to...Aw, crap.
Kate: What's the matter? Don't you know?
Darien: Oh, sure. It's just that I've never thought about it before. OH! That's it! You think of a naughty thought!
Kate and Lelia: Any dirty little thought?
Darien: Uh-Huh!
Kate: Like Bobby shirtless?
Lelia: Chocko-pudding wrestling mania?
Allianora: Your shower scene?
Darien: Yup! Watch me now, here I go!
*His eyes go red*
It's easier than B&E!
Kate: He went QSH!
Lelia: He went QSH!
Allianora: His eyes are all red!
Darien: Now you try!
Allianora: I'll think of the hot tub in MFN! MMmmmm...
Lelia: I'll remember your shirtless rap!
Kate: I'll think about that fic Chris wrote!
Darien: Now everybody try!
*Everyone squnches their eyes tight, then opens them*
All: We went QSH! We went QSH! We went QSH!
Darien: Your eyes aren't red.
All: Aw, crap.
Darien: This won't do! What's the matter with you? All it takes is a dirty little thought! OH!!! And a shot of counteragent!
*Gives them all a shot*
Darien: Now, think of the naughtiest thing! It's the same as having wings!
Kate: Let's all try, just once more!
Allianora: Look, my eyes are tinged with red!
Lelia: Jimminy!
Kate: Oh, my!
All: We're QSH! QSH! QSH!
Darien: C'mon everyone! Here we go! Off to Naughtyville!
Chorus
Think of a naughty thought!
Any dirty little thought!
Think of Bobby, think of Arnaud!
Straight to naughtyville, off we go!
You're QSH, QSH, QSH, QSH, QSH!!!