I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS ARE ALL MADE BY J.K ROWLING
Hello, "Diary", I am Harry Potter. So I guess muggles use this or something. I already miss Hogwarts, I've been gone for a day. I honestly don't want to spend time with my fucking shitty relatives. I discovered some site called Twitter. I like it. So last year I almost got killed by some dude named Voldemort. Turns out it was my professor with Voldemort. Becoming a teacher at Hogwarts just so you could get your hands on a student? Pedophile much. Anyways a woman sued Dudley and my uncle. My uncle and Dudley were at the mall and then Dudley was in the snack section, he was grabbing for the last bag of Puffed Cheeto's and then another kid grabbed it. Dudley grabbed the kid, and apparently beat him up. The woman found her son getting assaulted in the aisle. She sued my uncle for not having supervision of her child. The kid broke two bones. Dudley is such a bitch. He broke a kid's bones over a bag pf Cheeto's. Well I guess you could say I know what the kid is going through. I do get several beatings a day, rarely to get in the hospital though. They are going to court, and I have to go to say the "good things" about Dudley and Uncle Vernon. Of course Aunt Petunia would side with Dudley so she decided to get Dudley a 20 pack of the chips he wanted. What the HELL? 20 WHOLE LARGE bags. That could make a Hogwarts feast for a whole MONTH. She bought them on some weird site, she spent about $70 on it, she calls it a BARGAIN. I don't know why the hell I am stuck with these screwed up people. Hedwig is the closest thing I've got to a friend, but honestly Hedwig can actually be a bitch too. I was eating here, and then Hedwig though it was funny to shit on my food. I swear if Dudley even gets 20 feet from this diary I will actually hex him. I can't wait to learn more complicated spells so I can find a evil bitch to test them on. Anyways I also made a few friends at Hogwarts. I met a kid named Ron, dear god I don't know why he's the size of Dudley yet! HE EATS LIKE A FRIGGIN MONSTER. He basically eats the whole feast every time. I also met a beaver named Hermione. I actually did think she was a beaver at first. I also met a bitch named Malfoy. He goes around like he practially owns the school. Anyways Good bye Diary!
Good bye. I will be back soon. Just waiting for reviews first to see what I should do! If you want to see any characters or ANY THING I will give it here.