Hi! this is something I usually don't do. I was just fooling around, so sorry if you don't like it.

Annabeth was hanging out with her six friends, Percy (who was a little more that her friend), Jason (probably the only one here besides herself with common sense), Piper (who can make you do whatever she want. Literally), Hazel (who is rich. Sort of), Frank (who is currently a dog. No he, is not usually a dog), and Leo (I don't even want to know what he is doing).

I was lying on Percy's chest. I saw Piper and Jason curling up together on one of the blankets we layed out. Hazel and Frank looked like they didn't know what they were doing.

"Sorry," Hazel as she tried to curl up to Frank, "It is just, let me give an example. What do you do when you are really awkward?"

"You do awkward things," replied Leo.

Suddenly, Leo and Percy gasped, wearing big grins on their faces. Leo started foraging in his magic tool belt.

"I think I got it in here," he said.

"Have what in there?" asked Piper.

"GOT IT!" It was a little radio. He pressed play, and a beat started playing. He and Percy started moving to the beat. Then they did something I never thought I would see them doing. They started to sing.

Leo: Sometimes when you're really awkward you do awkward things
So I'm gonna tell you what I've been doing lately

Percy: I've been turning everything into a Landshark.
What's a landshark?

I just sat there with my mouth open. Frank looked like he was about to ask a question when the song answered it for him.

Percy: It's a shark

Both: that's on land

Leo: muther-f-cker

Percy: If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark, you're gonna need a hand
If you don't have one then you're

Both: f-cked.

Leo: You're gonna take your hand and put it on your back, like a fin
And now you're a landshark.

Percy: Yeah, you're a landshark.

Percy: In the middle of an awkward conversation, Nope not anymore

Leo: Landshark

You'll never catch me b-tch!

If you have any friend then you can turn them into Landsharks, but you don't

Percy: So cry for a minute

Leo: then turn your dog into a Landshark

Percy:Kermit Landshark.

Leo: Marbles Landshark.

PercyNow, I'm gonna show you some pictures I made:

Leo: Snape

Percy:landshark.

Leo:Hamster

Percy:Landshark.

Leo: Apple

Percy:Landshark.

Leo: Christian Bale is a Landshark.

Percy:The guy from Ancient Aliens is a Landshark. This is a sand shark – now it's a Landshark.

Leo: The Eifel Tower is a landmark.
Now it's a Landshark.

Percy:Unicorns aren't mythical creatures they are horses dressed up in Landshark costumes.

Leo: Don't trust those mother-f-ckers.
Now put some helium in a giant air shark.

Percy:Watch it fly around, laugh about it, do a plank on the ground as a Landshark.

Leo: It's so much cooler than regular planking.

Percy:Landshark.

Leo: Treebark.

Percy:What do you get when you put a Landshark with a Landshark?

Leo: Jesus.

Percy:How do Landsharks have s-x with each other

Leo: boners.

Percy:Turtle backpack – Turtle Landshark.

Leo: Apologize to your dog.

Percy:Eat your feelings.

Leo: Landshark.

Percy:Cry about the fact that you made this video.

Leo: Landshark.

When they were done, they high-fived each other.

"Excuse me," said Piper, "How long have you been practicing that?"

"Ever since we found it on the internet," replied Percy.

"I am officially disturbed," said Hazel as she relaxed her head on Frank's chest.

"IT WORKED!" said Leo.

"What worked?"asked Frank.

"We are not having an awkward conversation!" replied Percy, "The land shark worked!"

We all looked at each other, than burst out laughing. We were all glad to have such great friends.

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