In the middle of the ocean, Ariel and Eric had a totally awesome kingdom. Just when things seemed fine, they were not. Melody wanted to know about the ocean, so Ariel told her a story. She grabbed a book with her hand and sat to read it to her daughter. "This" she said as she opened the book. "I will read you the story of Dory, and you will finally find peace.
"Yay!" screamed Melody. Eric cuddled next to her and opened his eyes to listen to his wife's story.
even king triton and Sebastian came to cuddle and listen to the story. Ariel's sisters swam up to the bedroom, each sneaking under the covers with gigantic smiles. "This is a nice bed," said Scuttle.
Ariel told him to shut the fuck up and then continued.
Five years after the events of finding memo, finding dory happened. Dory was born fleeing from her parents, but now she had them. Thanks to Hank the octopus and marlin, they had found her family. The ocean...was nice.
But then the squid came back and tried to eat dory. Instead of dying, dory swam away. She forgot where to hide, so decided to never hide again. She glared at the squid, "You won't eat me!" She picked up her Thompson sub-machine gun and locked its grenade launcher attachment into place.
WABOOOOOSH
The squid died and dory was safe.
Together, she swam home to meet the one and only, Nick Fury.
"The end." Said Ariel as she proceeded to brush her hair. "I understand now," said melody. "We need to stop judging each other so harshly. We are all the children of knowledge."
ariel wiped a proud tear. "Congratulations. Today, YOU are a woman."