It was an average day. Daryl Dixon didn't know what day it was exactly, but it was a day. A day of the week. A week of the day of the week. He had the hunch it way Hump Day. But since he lost track of the days months ago, he couldn't be so sure. Oh well, it didn't matter now. Daryl had much more important things to care about. Like the freaking apocalypse? No, Daryl was not worried about that today. Today was Daryl's day off. Them darn walkers weren't going to mess with him today.

Daryl was walking along when he heard a sound. "2spooky4me!" The man thought to himself because he was way too cool to say out loud. He hid himself behind a lamppost because he knew it worked like it did in all those cartoons he use to marathon with his brother. If only his brother could see him now...sniffle. He'd be so proud!

Daryl watched as someone, a white haired haired teenager, walked past him completely unknowing of his existence. Haha! It worked! But Daryl was kind of sad he wasn't noticed. Oh well, today wasn't the day for that.

….Never mind. The white haired kid noticed him. Darnit, Dixon.

"Konnichiwa-wah! I'm Allen Walker, nyaaa~ I've been looking for you everywhere Daryl senpai!"

Sweet baby Suicune. This kid was a weeabo. What kid has white hair anyway? Ughhh. Daryl took out his crossbow and locked site on Allen and fired at him.

"Yer not messin' wit' mah day off!" Why Daryl has the accent, I don't know. It sounded cooler in my head.

"Think again, Daryl-san senpai desu!"

There was a flash of light and the sound of something hitting metal. The light faded and there was a girl standing guard in front of Walker. The arrow Daryl had fired was stuck in her head.

"Thanks, Tio-chan, nya!" Allen thanked the purple haired girl, who then bowed to him and looked over to the brunette man holding the crossbow. Daryl felt a shiver down his spine. There was something about this girl who stared at him with a blank, emotionless stare; the arrow just sitting in her head all chill like. Daryl even thought he heard it whisper to him. What in tarnation?

"Yes, Allen senpai…." The girl spoke in a monotone voice.

"What do ya want wit meh!" Dixon shouted at the duo.

"It's simple, Daryl san senpai. We were sent here by Lord Helix to bring you back to Jesus Mami senpai san." Allen answered back, skipping up to the man and throwing an arm around his shoulder.

"And we won't take no for an answer, Daryl san. We must report to Mami ASAP." Tio grabbed the two with her cold, animatronic hands, dragging them with her to the Millennium Falcon were they met up with another older teenager whose name was apparently Gold. He was the captain of the space marines and the owner of the ship. How this boy got the ship was beyond Daryl's imagination, but apparently won it gambling. Kids these days.

Daryl never thought he'd end up on a ship with three creepy teenagers. What's worse is he could have sworn Tio wasn't human. She still had the whispering arrow lodged into her noggin. Noggin...nog...Egg nog! His nose picked up the scent of eggnog! He hadn't had eggnog for years. It brought back memories of a Christmas Day when he and his brother Merrill gathered around the burning orphanage of their nemesis. They roasted live mice and drank eggnog they stole from their father. What rebels they were back then. Daryl shook off the memory and snapped back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity!

The Millennium Falcon took off and Daryl hit his head against a wall, passing out. When he woke up he was in a comfy futon with a tiny blonde girl who appeared to be working on something. That's when Daryl realized his head was no longer apart of his body. Daryl had gotten ahead of himself. The girl turned around and smirked, whipping some oil off her face. "I see you're awake, Daryl dawg."

"Where is my body!? What is happening!?"

"Your body is...erm...unacceptable for your mission. We have made a few modifications to your new body and you should be up and running any minute now, yo! Don't worry, D-dawg. You wont miss the old one at all!"

"WHAT?!" Daryl just wanted to have a peaceful day off to himself, maybe eat a few squirrels and admire himself. HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!

Ding!

"Speak of the dome! It's done!" The blonde got up and pulled a body from a steaming capsule. Daryl couldn't believe his pretty blue eyes.

"YOU'RE GIVIN MEH A GIRLS BODY?!"

"Yeah! Our last savior Mami-san senpai san dawg gave us her decapitated body as a gift! Said it'd help us SAVE DA WORLD! WHABAM SHIZZLE WHIZZLE!"

He groaned. Everyone here is crazy. And children. "Kill me now."

"Neva!" She picked up Daryl's head and placed it on the body. They magically combined together! Shaplam! Daryl had the body of Tomoe Mami-san senpai desu Jesus. Honestly, when he checked himself out in the mirror he found himself winking at his reflection. Wow, he made one attractive woman. Zoowee momma!

"That's the power of pinesol, D-dawg." She winked and walked into a closet. Daryl waited, but omg she wasn't coming out. He flung the door open and she was gone.

"Master~~~~~~~~~~!"

Oh great god Granas. Another one.

Daryl was tackled to the ground by a tall ginger. He couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl...what in the world is this thing?

"WHAT IS HAPPENING?" Daryl cries. This was not a good day off at all.

"Master Daryl san senpai chan! You are the chosen one~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! YOU were chosen by Mami Jesus san senpai to save the WORLD. I'm your royal pet monkey GRELL~~~~~~~!"

What.

The.

Heck.

"I just want to go home!" Daryl cries more like a little baby which was extremely out of character for him. Suddenly, he was picked up by this...thing and brought into a different room where everyone on the ship had gathered. How did he know everyone was there? Well, the captain was yelling for everyone to come in which would have been just plain rude if they didn't show up.

They all bowed to Daryl when he entered. His servant thing set him down and pat his hair. "All hail Daryl senpai san chan!"

Daryl once dreamed of having an army of his own. Just not one made up of mainly idiotic children! After examining the group, he found there were six people on the ship he has yet met. There was a girl in the corner with black hair...she was, erm...rocking back and forth muttering to herself...A freckled brunette sharpening a knife and sitting on top of red haired girl with curled twin tails eating bread...Makoto from animu School Days….A pink haired chick with huge eyes….and Criss Angel the Mindfreak.

What an interesting group.

Luckily for Daryl, everyone was wearing name tags. Tomoko, Ymir, Teto, Makoto, Perona, and Criss Angel the Mindfreak. Oh, and then we had the ones Daryl already met: Tio, Allen, and Gold. Thought I might need to remind you.

Daryl sighed, looking back and forth between the crowd. He's much rather be torn apart by walkers than been seen with these guys, but he really had no choice now, did he? Well, at least the pink haired one was kind of hot. Not that it mattered much anymore, anyway. He was stuck with the body of a teenage girl and last time he checked girls don't dig that.

...Do they?

Never mind that. He had to find out what was going on. Daryl opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted by a knife flying at him and nearly taking his left ear straight off!

"Lol. Made you flinch." The freckled brunette Ymir laughs like a sheep getting tickled with a feather duster and gives the ginger under her a noogie.

"B-bakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa desu." Teto cries like a whale that just got harpooned.

"What is happenin'!? And where is that girl that did this to me?! Where is mah body!?" Daryl choked out, getting a look from the group that said. 'You gotta be kitten me right meow….nya.'

"When we were examining you while you were out cold we found many things, senpai Daryl san baka. We found you have schizophrenia and type six diabetes, but Criss Angel the Mindfreak told us you're the CHOSEN ONE." Makoto said before getting knocked out with a brick.

"SHUT UP, MAKOTO." Everyone said because ew, Makoto.

Criss Angel the Mindfreak stepped forward and wrapped a comforting arm around Daryl Dixon's shoulder. Daryl then realized he was in love with Criss Angel the Mindfreak. You could say he was freaking with Daryl's mind.

"Daryl, you are the chosen one."

"The chosen one?! But I'm just Daryl!"

"No, just Daryl. You are the chosen one."

"But I'm just Daryl!"

"No, just Daryl. You are the chosen one!"

"The chosen one?! But I'm just Daryl!"

"Listen, just Daryl! You're going to accept your fate already because YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!"

"Ugh… but today is my day off."

"Daryl, you've been out cold for three days."

"Shh...did you hear that?"

"No?"

"That's the sound of me not giving a care."

"Oh."