A/N This is my newest story with the PaF childrens Prom. The Kids are 17 or 18. I don't own PaF... I only own my OC's... Duh!
"Bella, I love you" Max said dancing with his newly-girlfriend."I love you too Max," Bella kissed for a while, and then Bella said "Max...".
"Yes?"."Wake up!".
- - - In the real world two minutes before - - -
"Max..., Max Flynn..., Max Middlesmith.., Bella's Husband...? *Whispers* that didn't work... Hmm... *Yells* Maxwell Tyler Flynn wake up!" Flint said/whispered/yelled. Max jumped up and said, "What happened?". Flint said jokingly "Robots took over the world". Max said "Really?". Flint said "No! Max! We are 17 years old we shouldn't believe in silly things like Robots taking over the world!". Max said, "It could Happen Flint!". Flint rolled his eyes and they left to their lockers.
Flint asked, "So are you going to ask Bella out to the prom?". Max answered "Maybe...". Flint said, "Well you should hurry and do it! Felix Matthews Is about to ask her out!". Max said "What?". He eavesdropped into the Conversation of Felix and Bella,
"Bella, Want to go to the Prom with me?".
"Well... *Looks at Max and then back and Felix, Sadly* Sure Felix".
"Cool, See yah".
Max was mad and started cussing, Flint said "Max, You know we could use Heinz's and Rodney's Machines on Felix to make him Disappear or even Die". Max looked at Flint and said smiling a bit "Death is too good for Felix". Flint said "There's that Evil smile I like". Max said "You sound Gay Flint". Flint said "I don't care! I like your evil smile! But also Max, You're gay too". Max asked "How?". Flint said "Many ways!". Max said "Whatever...". Flint said "We kinda are like the Mario Brothers, But we are Cousins..". Max said "We're The Gay FaF Cousins!". Flint said "FaF?". Max said "Flynn and Fletcher or Fletcher and Flynn. Duh!". Flint said "Oh.. It could be MaF or FaM". Max said "Nah, FaF sounds better!". They heard the bell to their next class. They grabbed their things for the next class.
- - - End of the day - - -
"Hey Flynn, Fletcher" Hailey said, Flint asked "Can you ever call us our first names?". Hailey said "Yeah Flint, But It is not as cool!". Flint rolled his eyes, they went back to Max's house. They talked about random stuff until Hailey's phone rang, she answered it, Xylon was on "Ms. Jonas, Mr. Middlesmith wants to see you". Hailey said trying not to laugh "Okay Agent Xylon". Xylon laughed and said "You're very cute Hailey... I am never becoming an Agent! Anyways like, I said. Rodney want's to see you". Hailey asked "Why?". Xylon said "Can't tell you why". Hailey said "Fine... Ughh, Bye Xylon". They hung up, she asked Max and Flint "Can you guys pick up my brothers from school?". They said "Sure". She said "Thanks guys! They are in Middle and Elementary school. Bye".
She left to Rodney's place. She got there and rung the doorbell, No one answered, she knocked on the door until Rodney answered. He said "Oh hey Hailey". She gave him a death stare, she said "Why did you need me?". Rodney said "Well... I need to go to your school's Prom without Bella knowing I'm there...". Hailey knew why she was there, she screamed "HOLLE TO THE VERDAMMNT NO! YOU'RE LIKE FIFTY YEARS OLD! I'M 17!". Rodney said "For your info Hailey, I'm only Forty-Seven". Hailey said "Fifty, Forty-Seven, Makes no difference!". He sighed and said "Hailey, I need you to help me. Please help". Hailey said "My parents wouldn't agree". Rodney perked up and said "Your mom said you can". Hailey half screamed "What? She did not?". She grabbed out her phone and called her mom,
"MOM!"
"Yes Hailey".
"Did you tell Rodney that I can go to the prom with him?".
"Yes...".
"MOM! HE'S LIKE FIFTY!"
Rodney yelled "Forty-Seven!".
"Whatever... *Back to her mom* Why would you tell him that? He's 30 years older then me! THIRTY!".
"It's not like you're really going to date him... You're just going to go with him to the prom. Since he will be turning himself in a teen too".
"I don't care if he's making himself look like... Joe Jonas! I don't care if he's going to run into a pole! IDC! He will still be Forty-Seven! And I'll still be Seventeen!".
Both her mom and Rodney (Who had been eavesdropping on the whole conversation) "Please Hailey. Do it".
"... Ughh... I hate you guys... But I'll do it".
Rodney said "YAY!", He hugged Hailey, She muttered "He is so gay". He said "Hey! I heard that!". She smiled evilly, she said "Well it's true. Now get your Doofenshmirtz hands off me!". She pushed him off her. He said "I'm not a Doofenshmirtz!". Hailey said "Yeah and my dad really ain't my dad and Heinz is!". Rodney muttered "You never know. He did have a kid with Perry in a story, with the same Inator that made you". Hailey said "Atless-". She heard her mom that was still on the line say, "You know I'm still here". Hailey said "Sorry". She hung up and finished "My grandfather doesn't have a girly name!". Rodney said "Atless my Mom's name isn't like a river!".
"Atless my dad is famous!".
"Atless I knew my dad the first 13 years of my life!".
"Atless my grandparents are still together!".
"Atless I don't have three grandfathers!".
"Hey! Heinz isn't really a grandfather! Anyways, Atless My mom didn't die!".
"Atless my grandfather isn't the brother of Santa Claus!".
"Atless my grandma ain't related to the stupidest person in the world!".
That went on till like an hour stopped when Hailey's brother called her up telling her it was time for dinner. Hailey said to Rodney "I got to go. Bye weirdo!". She smiled as she left.
She left arrived home, her littlest brother ran up to her and hugged her. He asked "Why didn't you pick us up?". Hailey said "I was at that Doofus, Rodney's place. Sorry X". Her brother (Who had the same name as her friend) called himself X instead of Xylon due to Hailey's friends name was the same. She and Xylon went to eat with their family.
A/N Done! Review, I'll update soon... Hopefully
