_:_ i thought this would be a really funny fic to write, so here it is! i
hope you like it! _:_
Chapter 1 - Argument by the Well
"You are not going to your time, and that's final!" Inuyasha stood at the front of the bone-eaters well, his hands clenched at his sides. He had heard Kagome telling Sango that she was going to try to make an escape to her time. 'Hmph. She thought she could get away that easily!? Yeah right. There's no way in hell I'm letter her leave this time. She just got back!'
"OH? AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO STOP ME?" Kagome yelled, obviously very angry at the half-demon that was blocking her only way home.
Inuyasha thought for a moment, before spitting out an answer that he would soon regret. "I'm going to block the well! Then you can't go back." Inuyasha smugly smiled, thinking he had found the perfect solution to the problem.
"You've tried that before and it didn't work," Shippou stated, watching the exchange between Kagome and Inuyasha. Inuyasha turned to the kitsune and threw him a dirty look. Shippou gulped, realizing that he should have kept his mouth shut.
"Inuyasha, SIT!" *wham* Inuyasha was pulled down into the dirt by the prayer beads around his neck.
"You little bitch!" Inuyasha snapped, spewing mud and dirt from his mouth with a few leaves mixed in.
"Uh! Sit boy!" *wham*
"I'd be careful what you say, Inuyasha." Shippou warned.
"Feh. You're one to talk!" He was about to go after Shippou when Kagome stepped in front of him. Looking up, he saw the gleam in her eyes and began to move backwards getting the sinking feeling in his stomach that he was about to be 'sat' about 100 times. Wincing at the thought, he questioned her. "What? I'm not going to do anything."
"Hmm." Kagome stood with her hands on her hips, looking directly at him. "You'd better not, or I might change my mind." She turned around and picked up Shippou. "Shippou, how would you like it if I brought you back to my time for a day?" The little fox's eyes lit up as the thought of visiting Kagome's home raced through his brain. He'd heard so much about her home and had loved everything that Kagome ever brought for him. He nodded his head in agreement. Noticing that the grumpy Inuyasha standing in front of her was about to say something, Kagome quickly continued. "Don't worry Inuyasha. I'm not forgetting about you. I mean for everyone to come to my time! Sango, Miroku and Kirara too! It would be so much fun. They'd finally get to meet my family!"
"Keh. What would we do while we were there? We could be here finding more shards!"
"Well, Inuyasha, I'm going to go back to my time no matter what you say. This way, it would be fun for everyone while I'm there." Kagome's voice was calm. Her calm voice scared him more than when she yelled. It usually meant that he was going to pay for his actions or words.
"Fine. If you have to go back to your time, we might as well be there so you don't get yourself killed." He tried to keep the emotion out of his voice, but Inuyasha was curious to see how his friends would react to the strange world that Kagome came from.
"Really? Wow! I didn't think you'd actually agree! I thought I was going to have to sit - opps, sorry about that - you a million times to drag you to my time! I can't wait to see Sango's face when I tell her. She's going to be so excited! Come on, lets go get them!"
Inuyasha grumbled incoherently all the way back to the village. Shippou was chattering away asking a thousand questions a minute about Kagome's world and what they were going to do on their "vacation" from the feudal era. Soon the group had reached the edge of the village and spotted the other two members of their group in front of Kaede's hut.
"Wow. They're actually having a normal conversa-" Kagome was interrupted by the sound of a rather large boomerang being smashed into the skull of our favorite monk. Sango was standing above the now-unmoving Miroku holding her boomerang above her head about to strike again. "I guess I spoke too soon."
"Stupid monk. When will he learn that he's not going to get her to like him by being a lecher." Inuyasha just shook his head.
"Probably never," Kagome replied. "Hey Sango! Over here!" She waved, trying to get the demon exterminator's attention. Sango looked up and noticed the three of them walking her way. She waved back and placed her boomerang on the ground beside her.
"What happened? I thought you were going to go home?" Sango asked.
"Well, I still am, but I had a great idea. I'm going to bring you guys with me this time! We can have a little vacation from demons and I'll get to show you guys my home and introduce you to my family."
"That sounds like fun! I can't wait! When are we going to go?"
"We were going to leave as soon as we told you guys, so I'll guess we'll just have to wait until Miroku regains consciousness." Kagome said, giggling as Sango sheepishly looked at the knocked out monk lying on the ground. Of course, Sango's face of regret soon turned to one of discomfort, and then one of anger. Kagome and Inuyasha looked to find a hang reaching up to Sango's backside.
"YOU HENTAI!" Sango yelled as she reached for her boomerang again. Inuyasha got there first and held it above her head.
"If you knock him unconscious again, we'll never be able to leave." He said. As much as he wouldn't want to admit it, Inuyasha was excited about a vacation in Kagome's time. Sango sighed and nodded. Turning to walk into the hut to gather her things, she gave Miroku a steely glare.
"If you lay one finger on me, I promise that you won't make it to the well in one piece," she threatened. Miroku nodded dully and watched her walk into the hut. A lecherous grin spread onto his face.
"She said one finger. How about five?" Inuyasha just stood there as Kagome smacked Miroku in the head.
"What a pervert," she mumbled as she followed her best friend into the hut.
"You'll never learn, will you monk."
"Probably not," Miroku answered, rubbing the large lumps on his head. The girls soon returned from inside the hut, loaded down with bags.
"Do you really need all of that? We are only going to your time, Kagome." Inuyasha couldn't believe that girls could carry so much junk. Kagome's huge yellow bag was always filled with tons of things. But, there was also lots of ramen. That was a good thing...a very good thing.
Kagome stood there thinking for a minute. "That's true. There's plenty of things at my house, and we'll have to buy you guys all new clothes anyway. We might as well leave these things here." She motioned for Sango to follow. Inuyasha just rolled his eyes as they waited yet again for the girls to return. Finally they came back, each carrying only one bag, and said that they were ready to go.
"Bye Kaede! See you in a few days!" The whole group, minus Inuyasha of course who just grumbled, waved good-bye to the old miko as they left the familiar village behind and walked into Inuyasha's forest in the direction of the old well.
_:_ well, it's only the first chapter. i was only planning on making it a few chapters long, so i'll see where I go with this. please review! sayounara! _:_
Chapter 1 - Argument by the Well
"You are not going to your time, and that's final!" Inuyasha stood at the front of the bone-eaters well, his hands clenched at his sides. He had heard Kagome telling Sango that she was going to try to make an escape to her time. 'Hmph. She thought she could get away that easily!? Yeah right. There's no way in hell I'm letter her leave this time. She just got back!'
"OH? AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO STOP ME?" Kagome yelled, obviously very angry at the half-demon that was blocking her only way home.
Inuyasha thought for a moment, before spitting out an answer that he would soon regret. "I'm going to block the well! Then you can't go back." Inuyasha smugly smiled, thinking he had found the perfect solution to the problem.
"You've tried that before and it didn't work," Shippou stated, watching the exchange between Kagome and Inuyasha. Inuyasha turned to the kitsune and threw him a dirty look. Shippou gulped, realizing that he should have kept his mouth shut.
"Inuyasha, SIT!" *wham* Inuyasha was pulled down into the dirt by the prayer beads around his neck.
"You little bitch!" Inuyasha snapped, spewing mud and dirt from his mouth with a few leaves mixed in.
"Uh! Sit boy!" *wham*
"I'd be careful what you say, Inuyasha." Shippou warned.
"Feh. You're one to talk!" He was about to go after Shippou when Kagome stepped in front of him. Looking up, he saw the gleam in her eyes and began to move backwards getting the sinking feeling in his stomach that he was about to be 'sat' about 100 times. Wincing at the thought, he questioned her. "What? I'm not going to do anything."
"Hmm." Kagome stood with her hands on her hips, looking directly at him. "You'd better not, or I might change my mind." She turned around and picked up Shippou. "Shippou, how would you like it if I brought you back to my time for a day?" The little fox's eyes lit up as the thought of visiting Kagome's home raced through his brain. He'd heard so much about her home and had loved everything that Kagome ever brought for him. He nodded his head in agreement. Noticing that the grumpy Inuyasha standing in front of her was about to say something, Kagome quickly continued. "Don't worry Inuyasha. I'm not forgetting about you. I mean for everyone to come to my time! Sango, Miroku and Kirara too! It would be so much fun. They'd finally get to meet my family!"
"Keh. What would we do while we were there? We could be here finding more shards!"
"Well, Inuyasha, I'm going to go back to my time no matter what you say. This way, it would be fun for everyone while I'm there." Kagome's voice was calm. Her calm voice scared him more than when she yelled. It usually meant that he was going to pay for his actions or words.
"Fine. If you have to go back to your time, we might as well be there so you don't get yourself killed." He tried to keep the emotion out of his voice, but Inuyasha was curious to see how his friends would react to the strange world that Kagome came from.
"Really? Wow! I didn't think you'd actually agree! I thought I was going to have to sit - opps, sorry about that - you a million times to drag you to my time! I can't wait to see Sango's face when I tell her. She's going to be so excited! Come on, lets go get them!"
Inuyasha grumbled incoherently all the way back to the village. Shippou was chattering away asking a thousand questions a minute about Kagome's world and what they were going to do on their "vacation" from the feudal era. Soon the group had reached the edge of the village and spotted the other two members of their group in front of Kaede's hut.
"Wow. They're actually having a normal conversa-" Kagome was interrupted by the sound of a rather large boomerang being smashed into the skull of our favorite monk. Sango was standing above the now-unmoving Miroku holding her boomerang above her head about to strike again. "I guess I spoke too soon."
"Stupid monk. When will he learn that he's not going to get her to like him by being a lecher." Inuyasha just shook his head.
"Probably never," Kagome replied. "Hey Sango! Over here!" She waved, trying to get the demon exterminator's attention. Sango looked up and noticed the three of them walking her way. She waved back and placed her boomerang on the ground beside her.
"What happened? I thought you were going to go home?" Sango asked.
"Well, I still am, but I had a great idea. I'm going to bring you guys with me this time! We can have a little vacation from demons and I'll get to show you guys my home and introduce you to my family."
"That sounds like fun! I can't wait! When are we going to go?"
"We were going to leave as soon as we told you guys, so I'll guess we'll just have to wait until Miroku regains consciousness." Kagome said, giggling as Sango sheepishly looked at the knocked out monk lying on the ground. Of course, Sango's face of regret soon turned to one of discomfort, and then one of anger. Kagome and Inuyasha looked to find a hang reaching up to Sango's backside.
"YOU HENTAI!" Sango yelled as she reached for her boomerang again. Inuyasha got there first and held it above her head.
"If you knock him unconscious again, we'll never be able to leave." He said. As much as he wouldn't want to admit it, Inuyasha was excited about a vacation in Kagome's time. Sango sighed and nodded. Turning to walk into the hut to gather her things, she gave Miroku a steely glare.
"If you lay one finger on me, I promise that you won't make it to the well in one piece," she threatened. Miroku nodded dully and watched her walk into the hut. A lecherous grin spread onto his face.
"She said one finger. How about five?" Inuyasha just stood there as Kagome smacked Miroku in the head.
"What a pervert," she mumbled as she followed her best friend into the hut.
"You'll never learn, will you monk."
"Probably not," Miroku answered, rubbing the large lumps on his head. The girls soon returned from inside the hut, loaded down with bags.
"Do you really need all of that? We are only going to your time, Kagome." Inuyasha couldn't believe that girls could carry so much junk. Kagome's huge yellow bag was always filled with tons of things. But, there was also lots of ramen. That was a good thing...a very good thing.
Kagome stood there thinking for a minute. "That's true. There's plenty of things at my house, and we'll have to buy you guys all new clothes anyway. We might as well leave these things here." She motioned for Sango to follow. Inuyasha just rolled his eyes as they waited yet again for the girls to return. Finally they came back, each carrying only one bag, and said that they were ready to go.
"Bye Kaede! See you in a few days!" The whole group, minus Inuyasha of course who just grumbled, waved good-bye to the old miko as they left the familiar village behind and walked into Inuyasha's forest in the direction of the old well.
_:_ well, it's only the first chapter. i was only planning on making it a few chapters long, so i'll see where I go with this. please review! sayounara! _:_