"Damn it that little brat snuck out again." Itachi mutters as an automated voice sounds through the massive Uchiha mansion. The young Sasuke has snuck out or there has been a brake in. Itachi grabs for his phone on his nightstand and shuts the alarm off.

~where oh where is Sasuke?~

Sasuke gets out of his car and ditches it at the konaha high. He runs around the school. A few blocks later he is at Naruto's house. It's a nice light blue with a big yard. Sasuke goes around back and finds an open window and slips in the house.

"Sasu?" Naruto says sleepily sitting up in bed. Sasuke just looks at Naruto for a moment. The bonde teen was shirtless and his face was so beautiful in the moon light room. "Yea its me." He says and removes his shoes and crosses the room.

"Naruto..." Sauke says and kisses the blonde.

~batman theme song starts playing as we switch to Itachi's pov~

Itachi drives around town looking for his younger brothers car. "Batcar whats the location of Sasuke's car?" Itachi says and an automated voice sounds. His car is located at the high school. "Thankyou will you mark the location on the map of locations hes left his car." Itachi says and the automated voice replys. The task just assigned is now complete. It seems as though the message he has been supplying you with is now spelled out, by where he has left his car every night when he slips out. Would you like me to show you the map? "Yes." Itachi says and a map with little dots all over it is shown on a screen.

Itachi has a small dick.

"That brat." Tachi says and drives right to Naruto's house. Itachi get out of his car and walks up the path to the front door of the home and knocks on the door. He stands there a minute twirling his hair in his fingers while he waits for Kushina to answer the door. A moment later the door swings inward and Kushina is standing ther her hand on the door.

"Oh, come on in Itachi, are you ok?" Kushina asks as Itachi looks uncomfortable. "Mrs. Uzumaki, you forgot a night shirt. Itachi says and heads off to Naruto's room. He opens the door and finds his little brother nude and quite aroused. Completely ignoring the blonde teen in front if his brother Itachi walks over to Sasuke and grabs him by his dick. "Lets go Sasuke." He says pulling Sasuke along behind him without giving him a chance to get dressed.

"Thank you for letting me in Mrs. Uzumaki." Itachi says. As he pulls Sasuke to his car and puts him in the back seat. He gets in the driver seat. "You need to stop sneeking out Sasuke, you know damn well there is a freaking alarm, second don't fucking leave messages with your car, third mine is bigger than yours." Itachi says as he drives them back to the Uchiha mansion.

Itachi pulls his car into the garage and Sasuke gets out of the bat mobile and heads to his room. Itachi sighs and locks the car and heads to his brothers room and stands out side the room. Itachi hears a match being lit and smells incense. A single tear rolls down Itachi's face as be walks to his own room.

Itachi lays down a while later and falls into a dream.

***********************Dream land************************************

Itachi grins at his mom who is letting him lick the spoon. "Mmmm. It will make for perfect brownies mom!" He declares with an adorable smile on his little face. His mom smiles and a very small Sasuke runs through the kitchen naked and with dirt all over him. Itachi chuckles. "Looks like Sasuke had fun." He says and puts down the spoon and chases his brother around the house. Minutes later Mikoto calls out to the boys. "The bath is ready!" The first to skid into the bathroom is a very small and very dirty Sasuke followed by a Itachi who steps on a towel and slides forward. Loosing his footing on the towel he stumbles and lands in the tub full on water. Sasuke of course thinks it's hilarious and starts laughing. A very contagious laughter that passes to Itachi who is sitting drenched in the tub. Mikoto laughs and takes a picture as Sasuke is trying to use Itachi's leg to climb into the tub.

************************Leaving Dream Land****************************

Itachi rolls over and falls off his bed. Which results in a loud thud and having Sasuke rush into the room to see if Itachi is ok. "Tachi, are you ok I heard a thud..." He says and looks to to floor next to his brothers bed. Itachi is laying in the floor looking slightly pissed off and at the same time happy. "Ohhh yeah I'm fine, the nice soft fucking floor caught me." H says his voice laced with scarcasim. "Oh good I thought you broke your ego." Sasuke says with a smirk and walks over to help Itachi off the floor.

Itachi rolls his eyes and smiles at his brother.

"Hey Sasuke wheres the photo album?" Itachi asks as Sasuke is about to walk out of the room, after helping Tachi up off the floor. "It's in my room, on the window sill." He says.

A few minutes later Itachi walks out of his room in a dark blue shirt and skinny jeans, and his long black hair in a braid. "Dei, is definitely right Itachi you could pass for a stripper." Sasuke says before drinking some orange juice.

"I feel as though I should be offended by you and Deidera saying that, but really I'm quite flattered that you two think I'm sexy as fuck." Itachi says and for the hell of it mocks a runway models walk. Causing Sasuke to laugh at the same time he's drinking his orange juice. "Shit it's running out my nose! Why does it burn?!" Sasuke says after a moment and Tachi shoots him an evil grin. "Burn mother fucker burn. Thats what you get, revenge is a bitch." Itachi says with an evil laugh and disapears up the stairs.