Disclaimer: Yes! I own Danny Phantom! *Lawyer pulls out a knife threateningly* O_O Okay fine…..I don't own anything except for my OCs. *Lawyer gives nod of approval and puts his scary knife away*
Me: WELCOME! To the Writer's Block Ramblings, where I type down a bunch of incoherent stuff that could or could not make sense to get rid of my writer's block! This is also a place I can go when I'm bored….well…..enjoy the writer's block ramblings!
Danny: Who are you talking too? *looks around* I don't see anybody, or anything but empty white space.
Me: That's because I have no readers yet, and I haven't created the setting yet so we're just floating around in nothingness.
Danny: Then why am I here?
Me: Because I was lonely! And it's cold in here! *hugs Danny so hard that he starts choking*
Danny: *struggles to get out of my grasp* Why, God? Why must you let this thing here torture me?
Sam: *pops into existence* Whoa! Where the heck am I? WHY AM I FLOATING?
Me: You're floating because I haven't created the setting yet!
Sam: Who the heck are you?
Me: I'm a new fanfiction author! You're my copy of the character Sam!
Sam: Wait….so I'm…..a CLONE? No! Everything I know is a LIE!
Me: I should probably create some sort of setting before the side effects of floating in nothingness begin to sink in.
Danny and Sam: What side effects?
Me: Oh ya know *talking very quietly* decapitation….brain cancer…..schizophrenia…..possibility of bones turning into peanut butter…..
Danny and Sam: *begin trying to get away from the crazy authoress fast, but fail because YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM THE NOTHINGNESS!*
Danny: *Goes ghost and fires an ecto-ray. Ecto-ray flies off into distance until it can't be heard anymore* AUGH!
Me: Calm down, calm down…..I'm creating a setting.
Me, Danny, and Sam: *pop into existence in my school's cafeteria, kids are everywhere and there's a kid that just tripped and fell into his lunch tray*
Sam: Where are we now?
Me: oops…I meant to pop us into my room, instead I accessed my memories and popped us into the memory where some guy that I hate tripped one of my friends and his face fell into his lunch tray. This is just a memory, so hang on a second.
Danny: Oh no, this is not going to be good.
Me: HEY! Buttface! *yells at evil dude that I hate*
Buttface: *turns around, laughing at what he had just done*
Me: *slaps* Leave my friends alone! Or I shall put you in a slasher story with Dylan!
Buttface: *strangely silent, holding hand to his cheek*
Me: *walks back over to Danny and Sam* Kay guys! Let's go to my room! *pops us all into my room*
Destini, Jay, and Star: *pop into existence in my room*
Me: Oops! I probably shouldn't let you three be here because the readers-
Danny: What readers?
Me: *clears throat* anyway, the readers don't know enough about you three yet….OH WELL! LET'S PARTY! Wait….where's Tucker?
Tucker: *crashes through the roof on a magic flying carpet* Darn it! I was actually flying until the batteries ran out! *puts carpet in giant paper shredder*
Jay: Hey, where'd that giant paper shredder come from?
Me: *shrugs* beats me, I don't even have the powers of an average fanfiction author yet, so a lot of the stuff that happens is out of my control.
Giant Paper Shredder: *explodes because it's not meant to shred carpets*
Me: Like that…..EVERYONE DUCK!
And then a magical unicorn named Charlie saved us all, but he wasn't very cheery because he said he had just had his kidney stolen.
Destini: You know what? You suck at comedy.
Danny: Yeah.
Me: I'm not trying to be funny, you stupid ferrets!
Star: How is calling them ferrets an insult?
Me: AHHH! You all shall DIE! *smashes with giant hammer*
And that's the end of this awkward set of ramblings! Come back next time for more incoherency!
Me: *snaps popsicle stick* Why do I do that with every popsicle stick? *snaps again* OOOOH! I made a right triangle! *claps happily*
Sam: She really should be in a mental hospital.
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY? *takes out giant wooden hammer*
Sam: NOTHING! *cowers in fear*
Me: *bending popsicle stick again* Ooooh! Now it looks like Stonehenge!
Everyone: *facepalm*