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Why Mewtwo hates Star Wars.

One day Mewtwo ate something not so good for him, and went to sleep. When he woke up, he was in in some sort of desert. He saw an oldish man in a brown cloak accompanied by a strange creature with a long snout and long, droopy ears. (Qui-Gon and Jar- Jar)

Jar-Jar: Lookie-lookie Qui-gon (Points at Mewtwo)

Qui-Gon: What is that?

Jar-Jar: Me-sa never seen one o' dos-a before.

Mewtwo: Are you talking to me?

Qui-Gon: It seems intelligent.

Mewtwo: It?!?!?!?!?!? (Eyes glow blue)

Qui-Gon: It seems angry.

Mewtwo: It?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (Levitates slightly)

Qui-Gon: You know I do think it's angry.

Mewtwo: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! (Tosses energy ball at Qui-Gon)

Qui-Gon: (Dodges energy ball) It seems hostile! (Pulls out light-saber and charges at Mewtwo)

Mewtwo: ???!!!

Qui-Gon: (Does some serious waving with light-saber)

Mewtwo: (Arm falls off) AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! You will pay for that!! (Recovers arm)

Jar-Jar: (Pulls out very large blaster) Eat-a dis-a!!! (Fires a flurry of blasts at Mewtwo.)

Mewtwo: (Dodges)

Jar-Jar: (Keeps firing)

Mewtwo:(Keeps dodging)

Mew: (Walks in) Uh... Mewtwo... What are you doing?

Mewtwo: (Is dodging air) (Stops) Uh...I do not know.

Mew: It must've been a dream.

Mewtwo: I suppose.

Mew: Look at what I bought!!

Mewtwo: What?

Mew: (Shows a video case) Star Wars Episode 1!!!

Mewtwo: (Faints)

The End