(A/N: Whenever you see a sentence that begins with this, *, that means it
is an action - NO ONE IS SPEAKING WHEN THIS, *, IS AT THE BEGINNING OR THE
END OF A SENTENCE!!!! Thank you! )
Chapter 1: Get Downloaded
*Harry was very thankful to get away from the Dursley's this summer. Now that he's 16 he only had one year left at Hogwarts. :-( This disappointed Harry. But with only one more year left at Hogwarts, it meant that Harry would be able to pursue his dream - to become an Auror!*
Harry had just arrived at Diagon Alley and started to look at his supplies list when someone started shouting his name.
"Harry! Harry! HARRY!!!" Hermione called.
Harry- Hello Hermione. Hello Ron.
Hermione- Have you heard the news?!!?!?
Harry- What news?
*Ron butted into the conversation and said* "Why don't we find a table to SIT at?"
*The trio went to the ice cream shop and sat down at a random table.*
Hermione- Well? Have you heard the news?
Harry- WHAT NEWS?!!??!?!?!
Ron- I'm guessing he doesn't know what you're talking about Hermione.
Hermione- And I doubt he would - unless, The Daily Prophet has stopped coming to your house; HAS it stopped coming Harry?
Harry- *Utterly perplexed on how Hermione thought it had stopped coming* No, I just haven't been reading it lately.
Hermione- Well you should be reading it because you would know what "News" we are talking about.
Ron- Good enough reason for me!
Hermione- Ron!
Ron- What? I was just agreeing with you Hermione!
Hermione- Sure Ron. Anyhoo - Harry! Dumbledore got Hogwarts - COMPUTERS!!!!!!
Harry- Computers?!?!?!?! Really!?!?!?!
Hermione- Yes. Yes, really!!
Harry- Wait - Why?
Hermione- Well, The Daily Prophet said that Dumbledore wanted to know how Muggles used computers, SO, he gave the school a Computer Lab!!!
Ron- *Mumbles* I still don't know how to USE a computer!!!!
Hermione- Well then Ron, I guess you won't be in there anytime soon. Unlike Ginny, who is VERY interested in a muggle-contraption - as you and your father call it.
Harry- By the way, where IS Ginny?
Hermione- I don't know; the last time I saw her was when I asked her where Ron was.
Ron- Don't look at me! She said she had to go meet somebody. And can someone please tell me what is SO GREAT about a COMPUTER?!!?!?!??!?!
Hermione- You can talk to people online- through AOL Instant Messenger, you can send e-m@ils, you can write things and you can play games.
Ron- Can't you do that with just about anything?!?!?!?! And what is an e-m@il!!!
Hermione- *exasperated* It is where you can leave a message for someone if you can't meet them in person or if you can't call them on the phone.
Ron- Ooooooooooooooohhh! *mumbles* But I still don't know how to USE a computer.
Hermione- Oh don't complain Ron! The article also says that Dumbledore will be giving anyone who doesn't know what a computer is, lessons.
Ron- LESSONS!?!!??!?!/!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Hermione- Lessons on how to USE a computer, Ron.
*Harry knew this would turn into another fight so he changed the subject.*
Harry- So, Ron, been to any Quidditch games lately?
Ron- *snorted* No. Well, except, one.
Harry- What one? Ireland vs. Scotland? Or Finland vs. Norway? Or another one I haven't seen the results for?
Ron- *grunted* None of those.
Hermione- Why don't you just tell him Ron!
Ron- Fine.... It was Finland vs. Bulgaria
Harry- Oh really. Was Krum playing... or is he off of the team or something?
Ron- Oh he's still playing alright.. He even asked me to give this note to Hermione. *Ron held up an envelope with Hermione's name on it*
Hermione- Give ME THAT!!! *She stood up and snatched the note and opened the envelope and started to read it*
*After a few minutes Hermione squealed*
Harry- What?
Hermione- *gleefully* Viktor. Viktor has a computer!
Ron- *sarcastically* Oh whoopee!
*Hermione gave him a disapproving look*
Harry- Anything else?
Hermione- He has his own e-m@il address and his own screen name! And- and- and-
Harry- And what?
Hermione- He is coming here - Diagon Alley - TODAY - to visit!!!!!!!
*Harry just noticed Ginny walking up the cobblestone path behind Hermione; she was deep in conversation with......*
Stay tuned for Chapter 2: Ron vs. Krum!!!
Chapter 1: Get Downloaded
*Harry was very thankful to get away from the Dursley's this summer. Now that he's 16 he only had one year left at Hogwarts. :-( This disappointed Harry. But with only one more year left at Hogwarts, it meant that Harry would be able to pursue his dream - to become an Auror!*
Harry had just arrived at Diagon Alley and started to look at his supplies list when someone started shouting his name.
"Harry! Harry! HARRY!!!" Hermione called.
Harry- Hello Hermione. Hello Ron.
Hermione- Have you heard the news?!!?!?
Harry- What news?
*Ron butted into the conversation and said* "Why don't we find a table to SIT at?"
*The trio went to the ice cream shop and sat down at a random table.*
Hermione- Well? Have you heard the news?
Harry- WHAT NEWS?!!??!?!?!
Ron- I'm guessing he doesn't know what you're talking about Hermione.
Hermione- And I doubt he would - unless, The Daily Prophet has stopped coming to your house; HAS it stopped coming Harry?
Harry- *Utterly perplexed on how Hermione thought it had stopped coming* No, I just haven't been reading it lately.
Hermione- Well you should be reading it because you would know what "News" we are talking about.
Ron- Good enough reason for me!
Hermione- Ron!
Ron- What? I was just agreeing with you Hermione!
Hermione- Sure Ron. Anyhoo - Harry! Dumbledore got Hogwarts - COMPUTERS!!!!!!
Harry- Computers?!?!?!?! Really!?!?!?!
Hermione- Yes. Yes, really!!
Harry- Wait - Why?
Hermione- Well, The Daily Prophet said that Dumbledore wanted to know how Muggles used computers, SO, he gave the school a Computer Lab!!!
Ron- *Mumbles* I still don't know how to USE a computer!!!!
Hermione- Well then Ron, I guess you won't be in there anytime soon. Unlike Ginny, who is VERY interested in a muggle-contraption - as you and your father call it.
Harry- By the way, where IS Ginny?
Hermione- I don't know; the last time I saw her was when I asked her where Ron was.
Ron- Don't look at me! She said she had to go meet somebody. And can someone please tell me what is SO GREAT about a COMPUTER?!!?!?!??!?!
Hermione- You can talk to people online- through AOL Instant Messenger, you can send e-m@ils, you can write things and you can play games.
Ron- Can't you do that with just about anything?!?!?!?! And what is an e-m@il!!!
Hermione- *exasperated* It is where you can leave a message for someone if you can't meet them in person or if you can't call them on the phone.
Ron- Ooooooooooooooohhh! *mumbles* But I still don't know how to USE a computer.
Hermione- Oh don't complain Ron! The article also says that Dumbledore will be giving anyone who doesn't know what a computer is, lessons.
Ron- LESSONS!?!!??!?!/!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Hermione- Lessons on how to USE a computer, Ron.
*Harry knew this would turn into another fight so he changed the subject.*
Harry- So, Ron, been to any Quidditch games lately?
Ron- *snorted* No. Well, except, one.
Harry- What one? Ireland vs. Scotland? Or Finland vs. Norway? Or another one I haven't seen the results for?
Ron- *grunted* None of those.
Hermione- Why don't you just tell him Ron!
Ron- Fine.... It was Finland vs. Bulgaria
Harry- Oh really. Was Krum playing... or is he off of the team or something?
Ron- Oh he's still playing alright.. He even asked me to give this note to Hermione. *Ron held up an envelope with Hermione's name on it*
Hermione- Give ME THAT!!! *She stood up and snatched the note and opened the envelope and started to read it*
*After a few minutes Hermione squealed*
Harry- What?
Hermione- *gleefully* Viktor. Viktor has a computer!
Ron- *sarcastically* Oh whoopee!
*Hermione gave him a disapproving look*
Harry- Anything else?
Hermione- He has his own e-m@il address and his own screen name! And- and- and-
Harry- And what?
Hermione- He is coming here - Diagon Alley - TODAY - to visit!!!!!!!
*Harry just noticed Ginny walking up the cobblestone path behind Hermione; she was deep in conversation with......*
Stay tuned for Chapter 2: Ron vs. Krum!!!