Chapter One: Video Game Disaster

Akatsuki:

One day, Pein decided to buy a television and a PS2 player for the Akatsuki members. They went into trouble of dressing as old men (which gained them the title as "Weird, Perverted Men")for purchasing plasma screen television and a PS2. Sasori rolled his eyes as Deidara, his Akatsuki partner, began setting up the PS2.

(Flashback)

"Sasori no Danna."

"What?"

"Have you played a video game before, un?"

"…No."

"No! Really?! Geez, Danna…you really are a GEEZER, un."

"Just shut up if you're going to interrupt fixing my puppets with useless stuff."

"Oh…so…you're saying your scared of video games…,un"

"…"

"Oh…I get it, un."

"FINE! I'LL PLAY!"

(End of Flashback)

"Ok, Danna. We can play now, un." Deidara called out, destroying Sasori's train of thoughts. Sasori stood and walked towards Deidara. The blond handed the joystick to the clueless puppeteer. Sasori raised a brow and asked,

"Brat, what's this?"

"Danna...thats a joystick, un. you know...the one you use to control your character."

"...Oh. So what are we playing?"

"Dora the Explorer. I borrowed it from Kisame, un."

"..."

(Flashback)

"Kisame no Danna."

"Oh...Deidara."

"Can I borrow your Dora the Explorer video game, un?"

"WHAT?! THAT'S MY PRIZED VIDEO GAME!

"Oh...if you don't...(Shows some video about how fishes are killed)"

"NOO!! TAKE THAT AWAY! H-HERE! TAKE IT! (shoves the video game into Deidara's hands)"

"Thank you Kisame no Danna. I know you'd cooperate,un."

(end of flashback)

"..." Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Now, lets play!" Deidara said, jumping beside Sasori.

Dora The Explorer's alternate universe:

"Hey Boots! Lets play this video game." Dora the explorer said, calling out her monkey friend.

"What's that?" Boots asked, looking at the video game.

"Its called,'Akatsuki Raid' " Dora replied.

"Oh...i wanna play!" Boots exclaimed, jumping up and down. Dora nodded and fixed the game. But then, they were sucked into the game.

Akatsuki:

"D-Danna!" Deidara yelled. The blond was being sucked into the game! Sasori tried to pull Deidara away from the game but he also ended up being sucked into the game.

"End of Chapter"

Blackgal010: Review please! :3

Deidara: Do that Flashback thing again!

Sasori: Shut up, brat.

Deidara: Why you!! (strangles Sasori)

Sasori: You dumb brat! I'm a puppet! i can't suffocate.

Blackgal010: (snickers)

Deidara: Hmph!

Blackgal010: lol...ok...we're sorry!

Sasori:...just make the next chapter, black-san.

Blackgal010: Yeah yeah..