A/N: This is my first fan fiction ever. So if you guys could give me some pointers, which would be great. This is a random fan fiction that I have been thinking about for some time now, but never got to writing it down. Until now that is! Hopefully you will all enjoy it.
Rebel one: Light, camera…No action!
A spiky haired man in a suit walks onto the stage and takes a seat on a chair. "Welcome one and all! To the 'BlazBlue Epic Talk Show'! I am your host, Kalin Sol! Now if you are wondering what this is, then let me tell you! The, 'BlazBlue Epic Talk Show', if you have not noticed is a talk show, brings all your favorite characters from the world of BlazBlue, and makes them talk about themselves! Only thing is this…We like to embarrass them for the sake of all the fans!" Kalin then stands up and puts both hands together. "Now, let us give a warm welcome to our main protagonist! Ragna The Bloodedge!" The audience starts to clap and cheer as Ragna makes his way on stage.
"Welcome Ragna! Tell us, how does it feel like to be here…with the fans…and no security to stop the crazy fan girls." Ragna blinks twice before gulping. "What the hell was that last part?" asked Ragna, looking around the stage in a cold sweat. "I was only joking. Of course we have security around here." Ragna sighs in relief. "Thank god. For a second there I thought I might die." Kalin could only grin. "I know! It is not like I put Hazama in charge of keeping your fan girls out, right?" Ragna's eyes grow to the size of watermelons. "T-that was a joke, right?" Kalin did his best to hide the extreme laughter building up inside him. "Whatever helps you sleep at night? Anyway! Ragna, you are the main man, the one and only, the white haired hero. Tell us, how does it feel?"
"It feels great. Yeah I have to put up with a lot of *beep*" Ragna stopped at that point. "What the hell?" Kalin tilts his head sideways. "Something wrong, Ragna?" "well yeah! What was that sound that came out when I said the word, *beep*? See! There is was again! What is that!" Ragan quickly began to complain about the censorship. Kalin sighed before doing a face palm. "Ragna that was a censor, we need them. This is a family show…kind of, and we can't have you saying that type of stuff." Ragna's head hung low. "But saying that is part of who I am! Can't you see that if I don't say; *beep*, *beep* and even, *beep* I am not fully myself?" "Sorry Ragna, but the producer won't allow that shit here." Ragna's head snapped up in disbelief. "What the hell! You just said *beep*"
"Guess it is only you who can't say shit then." Kalin was instantly cut off by a very enraged Ragna who unsheathed his sword. "Who the hell is this producer guy! I need to have a word with him!" Yelled Ragna as he swung his large sword around the stage. "Calm down man! We still have the Q&A. After that I will let you talk to the producer, okay?" Kalin tried to calm down the angry Ragna, before he could get out of hand. "Fine!" Ragna sat down and crossed his arms. Sighing, Kalin pointed to a TV screen next to him. "Alright! First question comes from; Green Snake. He/she asks; Dear Ragna, why is your sword so huge? Are you trying to drive attention from somewhere else?" Once again, Ragna stood up and pointed his massive sword at the TV screen.
"What kind of *beep* is this! And I better hope this, 'Green Snake' is not who I think it is!" Kalin rubbed his chin, knowing his plan was going all too well. "Well, Ragna? Our fans would like an answer." Kalin told Ragna, in a twisted voice. "Like hell I am going to answer!" Kalin only nodded. "I'll take that as a 'yes'" The audience began to laugh as loud as they could, fan girls started chanting Ragna's name. "What. The. Hell? You are worse than Terumi!...Wait…" Ragna narrowed his eyes towards Kalin. Kalin only nodded and looked to the TV screen. On that screen, the image of the NOL captain, Hazama appeared. "Hello Rags! How's it going? I hope you like the new union between Kalin and I. it is truly, 'epic'" Hazama said with a outburst of laughs. Kalin then stood up and clapped his hands together. "Release! The fan girls!" With that, a giant door was opened, behind it was over 9000 Ragna fan girls that had all been give Nu cosplay outfits. "NnnnnnnnNNUUUUUUUU!" Ragna yelled before running off stage. "Sadly, that is all we have for today. I hope you enjoyed this, and if you did, join us next time where we troll, I mean 'interview' a new victim, I mean guest. Good night everybody!" With that, Hazama and Kalin gave a bow to a clapping crowd.
Thank you for reading. I know it is short and not the best, but this is my first time doing a fan fiction. I know there are grammar mistakes, and such, but I promise to get better! :D
Hazama: Don't make a promise you can't keep.
Me: Shut it you! You and I are to work together on this! .
Hazama: Great, I get stuck working with a noob. -.-''
Me: How do you think it feels like to work with a Michel Jackson cosplayer?
Hazama:….Jerk.
Me: That is what I thought. . .