Oops! They Did It Again, a twilight fanfic

OOPS! THEY DID IT AGAIN

Couldn't help myself. I was listening to Britney Spears (yes, her), and as luck would have it, the wheels in my head automatically began turning and I began to "hear" words for a new AT song. I promise I'll go easy on the songs this year, or at least I'll try.

Now I know I've officially done it when I have songs that are modeled after people like Britney Spears and *NSYNC. Don't tell me no one listens to those guys these days, because I sure do, and there's no shame in that.

Original Song © Britney Spears

New Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Oh yeah…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

Looks like they did it again
A new Twilight tale, and this ain't the end
Oh, baby
You should see the big rush
The fans and the flare
Are they serious?

'Cause to lose all their senses
That's just so typical of them
Oh, baby, baby—

Oops! They did it again
They mess with your mind
You get lost in their game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops! You'd think it's all love
That they're sent from above
They're not that innocent

You see, the problem is this:
Edward's just no good
And the sole reason that Bella exists
And that's the way it stays
Can't you see how they're fools in so many ways?

But to lose all their senses
That's just so typical of them
Baby, oh—

Oops! They did it again
They mess with your mind
You get lost in their game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops! You'd think it's all love
That they're sent from above
They're not that innocent

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

"Edward, for the umpteenth time, will you turn me into a vampire?"
"You know I can't, Bella."
"You mean, you won't. Edward, you don't seem to understand where I'm coming from. If I don't become a vampire, what else will I have to live for?"
"I have to go away and never see you again."
"What? Why?"
"Because I'm much too good for you, and you're far too big for your britches. Goodbye."
"…Well, that does it. My life is officially over."

Oops! They did it again to your mind
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops! You'd think that they're sent from above
They're not that innocent

Oops! They did it again
They mess with your mind
You get lost in their game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops! You'd think it's all love
That they're sent from above
They're not that innocent