a/n: Ok, so this is the first chapter, though it's not as long as the others will be. So read and review!

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, do not own Twilight or any of its characters.

Chapter 1 – A Plan is formed

Saturday – 2:00 p.m.

Rosalie was fuming as she ran up the stairs. Thanks to Emmet, Jasper, and Edward there was now a giant whole in her car's windshield from where a baseball flew through it. When she saw shattered and broken glass, Rosalie nearly had a heart attack, though she had played it cool when she saw how all three of them were shaking uncontrollably, waiting for me to react. I had to catch them off guard, it was the only way.

She kept running until she found the door she was looking for. The door was locked so she started banging on it repeatedly; leaving dents every time her fist hit the wood.

"Alice! Open up, I need your…assistance."

Alice giggled from behind the door.

"So I'm guessing they already broke you're windshield? Oh, and by the way, you're paying for a new door."

Alice opened the door and popped her head out, looking to either side of the hall as if checking to make sure no one else was there.

"Ok, come in."

Rosalie stomped into the room and started pacing back and forth with her eyes narrowed into thin slits.

Alice gracefully glided over to where Rosalie was pacing and sat down on the floor. She laced her fingers together and rested her chin on her hands.

Rosalie stopped pacing and turned to Alice. The girl was sitting on the floor, deep in thought, with a wicked grin spread across her face.

Rosalie smiled. "So, you have something in mind?"

Alice didn't look up, but grinned wider. "Oh, yes! I think we should go after each one individually, starting with Edward, then Jasper, and leave Emmet for last."

Rosalie marveled at her sister's twisted mind. This was going to be sweet revenge.

Saturday – 2:45 p.m.

"She's going to kill me! She's going to murder me!" Emmet cried as he looked at the car's now shattered windshield.

"Come on Emmet" Edward reasoned. "It's not that bad, right? Besides, she seemed fairly calm when she saw it." Emmet grimaced. Even Edward knew that Rosalie would never let this go. Edward turned to Jasper for help.

"No, Emmet's right. Not only is she going to kill him, she'll get us too." Jasper replied.

Edward gulped. "That's just like Rosalie. What if she does kill me? What if I never see Bella again?"

Edward started panicking. "Oh god, oh god! We're dead!" He grabbed Emmet, who was now sobbing.

"You have to do something!" Edward exclaimed. "I mean, she's your wife! Can't you just, you know, take her upstairs or something! Make this all go away!"

Emmet fell to his knees. "She'll never buy it! We're doomed!"

"Hello boys! What's going on?" Alice asked as she ran up to them. She took one look at the broken windshield and collapsed to the floor laughing.

"You guy's are so dead!"

Emmet crawled over where Alice was laughing and started shaking her shoulders.

"You have to help us! You have to save us from the wrath of Rosalie!"

Jasper growled and pulled Alice out of Emmet's grasp, dragging her behind him and out of harms way.

Alice giggled and then rubbed her chin thoughtfully.

"Well, I guess I could help you. But Rosalie will be really mad. What's in it for me?"

The boys thought for a minute. Edward snapped his fingers and jumped up. "I'll let you take Bella shopping! You can go all day, and I'll even give you my credit card for you to pay with!"

"Hmm." Alice tapped her chin and thought for minute. She grinned wide and held out her hand.

"Alright, deal, but it has to be all day and you can't call to check up on us."

Edward frowned and considered it for a minute. "Fine." He smirked and shook Alice's hand, knowing that he would just follow them to the mall anyways.

"Alright then! I'll go up to the house and talk to Rosalie to see what I can find out."

She waved goodbye to the boys and skipped out of sight, back to the house.

Back at the house –

Rosalie was sitting in the living room waiting for Alice to come back.

She heard the door open and close and rushed over to see Alice skipping into the house with a mischievous grin adorning her face.

"Did they fall for it?" Rosalie asked. It was critical to their plan that the boys trusted Alice.

Alice just winked and skipped back up to her room, calling from the stairs, "We strike tomorrow at noon!"

Rosalie smirked. "I hope Edward likes pink."

A/N: Well, this is the first chapter. There should be around 4 and I have the story all planned out so it won't take me long to update. So, hope you liked it and review, review, review!!! This is my first fan fic so I want to know what you think about it.