K guess what? My house caught fire. Can't go in for 5 months. Blahblahblah. So, sisters laptop again, bored. Lets pretend that Johnny and Dally had something going on. Mmk? Sorry for this one sucking major ass.
Ring the Alarms!
"So Dally did you hear about Johnny?" Two-Bit asked as the gang sat around Pony's house. Soda hit Two-Bit over the head with a newspaper, mumbling the word idiot.
"No. What about Johnny?"
The last time Dally had heard from Johnny was when he had won the lottery and gotten Dally a new bike. They had spent a happy month together when he had gotten rich, but then they had fallen into a fight about the money and hadn't spoken for a week. Dally assumed they were still together though.
"He's got a new boyfriend." Soda said gently. Dally paused. His face started turning a deep shade of red. "NO WAY!"
"Way!" Two-Bit shouted back at Dally.
So, Dally jumped up and ran to find Johnny. Sure enough, there was Johnny on a swing with…STEVE!
"RING THE ALARMS! I'VE BEEN THREW THIS TO LONG! BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I SEE ANOTHA DICK ON YOUR ARM!!!"
"Dally?"
"NO! I AM BOOTLICIOUS! I AM WAY TOO BOOTILICIOUS FOR YOUR SORRY ASS!"
"…Dally."
"I'M A SURVIVOR. I'M NOT GUNNA GIVE UP!"
"Dally can you listen-"
"YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME! I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE, MATTER FACT HE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE!"
"Great rhyming Dally, minute and minute, pure genius." Steve said. Johnny shook his head.
"Oh Lord…"
"YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME! I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW SO DON'T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING YOUR IRRAPLACEALBE!"
"DALLY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"
"How you go and replace me with SPAZZTIC STEVE!"
"Replace you? Steve and I are planning your SURPRISE PARTY! But that's ruined now!"
"….TWO-BIT!"
So Dally stormed back to find Two-bit then hit him in the head with a newspaper.
"Why are you wearing a purple belt…?"
"I was trying to be Beyonce BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! You told me that Johnny had another boyfriend!"
"Well I had to. I was gunna tell you that he was planning your surprise party but Soda hit me in the head and that was the first thing I could think of."
"UGH!" So Dally apologized and sang "We go together" from grease. They went to a circus and battled EVIL VAMPIRE CLOWNS! I do that too. But um…yeah. The end!