The challenge: to write a truly awful Harry Potter fanfiction in 250 words to combat Great Bookitis.
Harry Potter, boy extraordinaire, was running down the street one day when, with a series of loud pops, a bunch of men in long black cloaks and ugly faces fortunately hidden by even uglier white masks that made them look like members of the muggle Ku Klux Klan appeared.
"Yay! Corpse Munchers to play with!" Harry jumped up and down in glee.
The Death Eaters stood momentarily flummoxed at three things. First, the author's tact in merely calling them ugly as opposed to the many other adjectives that could be used. Second, the boy-who-wouldn't-flippin-die-already's joy at seeing them. Third, said boy's utter disrespect for such august members of society.
While the Death Eaters stood transfixed in shock Harry did cartwheels, handstands, and turned their black robes into frilly pink dresses with lime green polka dots.
"Pretty" Harry crooned, clapping his hands. "The Corpse Munchers are pretty!"
The Death Eaters were now transfixed by the shock of the frilly dresses. While they were so distracted Harry skipped in a circle, singing "Little Bunny Frou-Frou" at the top of his lungs and turned the white Death Eaters masks into gaudy hooker like make-up.
"Ugly" he declared petulantly as he survived his handiwork with a sad face. With a flick of his wrist he made it resemble clown make-up. "Pretty!" He screamed.
One of the Death Eaters began laughing at the absurdity of it all.
"Harry" he said, chuckling, "Will you just take care of them please. For me."
"Sure Sevvie." Harry flicked his wand again and all the Death Eaters except Sevvie, who wasn't really a Death Eater but Harry's long lost older brother, were gone, stranded in Antarctica wearing frilly pink dresses and clown make-up.
A.N. So a friend of mine was given this challenge as a prank. Considereing that she has never read Harry Potter it truly is a challenge and a prank. I got bored in class. This is the result. If she doesn't come up with soemthing by the end of the day I might lend her this to give to her KK. But I like it.