I realize it's late. I do. Whatevr. It's still April Fools technically! So enjoy


The official Espada were at a meeting called by Lord Aizen. The lone Primavera Espada with short black hair and pink accessories sat alone in his room, his dark room. Luppi was depressed. He had been ever since that dam girl Orihime healed Grimmjow making him the sixth Espada once again. To make it worse, Grimmjow had tried to kill him. He was such a bastard. All of the current Espada were bastards…and a bitch. They were despicable. Luppi stood up and punched a hole in his wall.

"Those stupid Espada think they rule everything! I think it's time someone knocked them a down a notch or two." He smirked. He lost his confidence with a sigh and a slump.

"How the hell am I gonna' take down the Espada when they're so strong?" He asked himself. He moped leaving his room and walking down the halls with his head still hanging low. It was then that he passed the meeting room in time for Aizen to say…

"And today is April Fool's Day. It's a holiday to go around pranking each other."

Luppi slammed his ear against the door immediately. He heard muffled whispers.

"Um…so…you're saying we just pull silly little pranks on each other?" Halibel asked. Luppi was eager for this answer. There was a long silence. Had they detected his presence? He stayed still and tired to lower his spiritual pressure. It didn't seem he was the problem. There was an argument.

Inside the room…

Grimmjow and Nnoitra stood across from each other glaring with fists up ready for a fight. Halibel and Ulquiorra rolled their eyes. They were such idiots. They had been getting along perfectly well until they wanted to start a contest.

"I say I can pull the best prank." Grimmjow said poking Nnoitra's forehead hard. Nnoitra grabbed Grimmjow's wrist, resisting the urge to twist.

"Don't touch me." He growled.

"Let go of me." Grimmjow said through clenched teeth.

"Both of you sit down and shut the fuck up."

Everyone looked to Aizen. He coughed into his hand.

"I'm not done talking." He covered up his foul language. Gin's smile grew. Tousen shook his head.

"I really hate conflict." He said. Gin snickered.

"So…we just prank each other, yes? Yes." Aaroniero spoke to himself.

"Alright, alright, can we go now?" Yammy said looking as bored as ever. No one was as bored as Starrk. He had already fallen asleep. Aizen groaned.

"Fine, whatever. Excuse me for trying to make your day more interesting. Dismissed. Get out of my sight." He said leaving the room in a hurry. The door slammed. It cracked. The Espada all stared wide-eyed at the door. They looked at each other and shrugged.

"Ya' did it now!" Gin jogged out the door. Tousen left with a sigh. The Espada still had no idea what had just happened, so they sat in their seats confused.

"What do we do now?" Zommari asked.

"What else is there to do? Let's sleep." Starrk got up from the table and dragged his feet. Halibel stood up.

"I'm with him."

Her leaving made Nnoitra jump up.

"I WANNA GO WITH YOU, MAH LOVE!!!" He had a big smile on his face. Grimmjow sighed and left with his hands jammed deep into his pockets. He was a bit disappointed that there would be no holiday today. The other Espada stood and took their leave in silence.


Luppi heard footsteps approach the door. Panicking, he made it look like he was just walking there. Starrk was the first to come out of the room.

"Heya' Starrky! How's it goin?"

"Ucccccccckkkkkkkk…leave me alone. I'm tired." He said brushing past Luppi. He scowled at the Primera. Halibel walked by and ruffled his hair. He respected Halibel but he downright hated her for treating him like a kid. It was annoying.

He was about to walk away when he heard laughter behind him. He turned to see Grimmjow and Nnoitra behind him cackling. He smiled at them.

"Hiya fellas! What's up? Just get outta meeting?" Luppi asked. Grimmjow grabbed Luppi's head and forced him to turn around. Then Nnoitra kicked him back with his long booted foot. Luppi stumbled and fell making the two Espada laugh.

"Stay out of our business!" Grimmjow ordered.

"Yeah, go tease your hair or something!" Nnoitra smiled. Grimmjow burst out laughing. Nnoitra joined in. Luppi glared at them. April Fool's Day, huh? Maybe Luppi would give it a try. One by one he would take down the Espada. ONE by ONE. He picked himself up and ran straight for his room.