AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Final Fantasy 8! We're just completely obsessed and can't stop playing it and think about it all the time… (when we're not thinking about Legend of Zelda, of course!)


Quistis is eighteen

Acts like she's forty-seven

Needs to get a life


Irvine Kinneas

He likes to flirt with the girls

He should meet Yohji (A/N: from Weiss Kreuz)


Irvine's hat is big

It looks good on Selphie but

Only he wears it


Zell has a tattoo

It is big and looks creepy

Children run and hide


Zell is very mad

He is mad at everyone

No hot dogs for Zell


Cafeteria

It sells the greatest hot dogs

Poor Zell, they're all out


Seifer, Fujin and

Raijin are a posse, they

Are the best of friends


Biggs and Wedge quit job

In Lunatic Pandora

They go get a drink


Rinoa wears short

Dress, it's miracle Squall looks

At Rinoa's face


Selphie rides on train

She sings a song about it

Irvine hits on her


Squall is a big jerk

He does not like anyone

Except Rinoa


Zone and Watts, White SeeDs?

Zone learned to pilot the ship

Watts sits on his butt