(a/n)This is technically my first fic so please review, it's about Cosmo, and anti-Cosmo, but he'll appear later

Disclaimer: fop belongs to butch Hartman,

The sign "welcome to fairy world" lay in ruins, the usually white and fluffy ground a dreary shade of grey with scorch marks all over it, the sky over the once happy land was a dark angry shade of red, fairy world was a wreck, what could have done this? Who could've caused this terrible calamity? What evil would destroy so ruthlessly! So cold-heartedly? What in the world could be this devastating?

"COSMO!" said Jorgen "your blundering blunder-headedness has caused the near-destruction of fairy world! What do you have to say for your self?"

"Uuuuuummmm….oops?"

Jorgen sat at the judge's table his wand glowing a fearful red, a trial was being held in what was left of the courthouse, Cosmo versus the rest of fairydom, Cosmo was the cause of earlier mentioned destruction, not because of any bitterness or love of wanton destruction, but you see, Cosmo was stupid, in fact Cosmo wasn't just stupid, he was VERY stupid, even eggplants, who weren't known as the smartest of vegetables, had a higher IQ than him.

Cosmo grinned nervously at the gathering fairy folk, most of them glared back, only Wanda, his wife, and Timmy, his fairy godchild, didn't glower at him in hate, everybody was mad at him! Even his mom, who usually showered him with attention, acted like she didn't know him! This was bad this was real bad!

"Cosmo!" bellowed judge Jorgen, judge Jorgen heh heh sounds funny (Cosmo giggled) "I find you GUILTY!" not funny! (Cosmo frowned)

"Um s-sir? You haven't asked th-the jury's opinion yet, um…. DON'T HURT ME!" said random fairy 1 also known as binky who was working as a jury for today.

"Was I supposed to?" growled Jorgen

"AAK! Yea .I mean, er, not if you don't want to, they do it all the time on TV otherwise the jury will be useless"

"I HATE FAIRIES BEING USELESS! So? Is he guilty?"

"Erm yup definitely guilty!"

the rest of the jury nervously agreed

"I object!" Wanda stood up "it's not Cosmo's fault he's an idiot"

"Yes, but this time we cannot ignore the amount of damage his stupidity has caused" replied Jorgen

"I still have no idea what Cosmo did that's so bad" said Timmy "I wish this story was clearer"

Ping!

"Ha! Your wishing will have no effect on the proceedings of this trail!..or the quality of iEATfood's writing! But since you asked here's a conveniently placed flash-back!"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaay flash-back! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" squealed cosmo "I love flash-backs!"

Earlier today

It was a beautiful day in fairy world and a not so beautiful day back on earth, so Timmy had wished that they could spend the day in fairy world away from his parents and evil babysitter.

Timmy was lying on the fluffy cloud ground with his eyes closed enjoying the peace and quie-

"Hey! Hey Timmy! You wanna wish for something? If you gotta wish, I'm your man, er fairy! So…" said Cosmo "need anything?"

"Um ..no no I'm good"

"you suuuuuuuuure?"

"Yup, pretty sure"

"Oh ok"

"…………………………………."

"Well, I'm bored!"

And so Cosmo floated away in search of fun. 'Finally' thought Timmy and started drifting of to slee-

"Timmy?" it was Wanda this time.

"WHAT?"

"Where's Cosmo?"

"He said he was bored and flew away"

"Oh dear he's probably getting himself into trouble"

"Hmmm yea why don't you go look for him?"

"Okay I will"

"Good riddance" Timmy muttered.

Cosmo fluttered near the giant star radar in the middle of fairy-world "ooooooh"

"Cosmo?" Wanda poofed up next to him "what on earth are you doing?"

"I was just wondering what would happen if I do this!" Cosmo touched his wand to the giant star

"NO COSMO! YOU IDIOT!"

BOOM!

End of flash back

"Weeeeeee! Wasn't that neat!" Cosmo giggled

"NO!" roared Jorgen "it's not neat! Now I have to think of a punishment for you sniveling fairy, thinking hurts my muscular head!"

Jorgen opened up the fairy rule book entitled 'da rules' the book had never failed him, and started thumbing through it

"Hmmmmmm stupidity stupidity HAH here it is! Cosmo! You will be exiled from fairy world so you can cause no further harm to your fairy peers!

"You can't do that!" said Wanda

"Yes I can, it says so here. Rule 347" Jorgen held the book open to show her.

It was a picture of himself scribbled in crayon with caption "JORGIN CAN Do AnYthiNg hE wAnts"

"Um, did YOU draw that yourself?"

"eh oh, no i-did–not , I-have-no-I-idea-where-this-marvel-of-artistry-comes-from" said Jorgen in a dead pan voice

"its horrible."

"NO! ITS ART!

"haven't you ever heard of guidelines?"

"……..what?"

"anyway you can't throw Cosmo out just like that! You have to give him a chance to prove he's not that stupid!"

"Look Wanda!" said Cosmo, arm in ear "I can poke my brain!"

"Erm…"

"Hmmm, fine then Cosmo will have his chance" Jorgen's wand started glowing "Cosmo! As your last chance to PROVE that you're not an idiot…"

"b-but I am an idiot!" said Cosmo worried

"SILENCE! ..Your powers will be taken away and you will live on earth as a normal boy child, if you can succeed in making one miserable child happy IN A WEEK! Then you can return to you fairy god parenting duties IF NOT you will stay that way FOREVER!"

Gulp! Cosmo did not like the sound of that.

And then Jorgen poofed him away.