Hey, guys! What's uuuuuuuuuuuuuup!?
Well, i guess you could say i lost motivation for my other stories. I couldn't think of a good climax for one and frankly, i didn't have time. What, with grade 12 and stuff. Plus, my parents deprived me of internet (except for a few precious hours) wile i was abroad for 2 months. So yeah.
But, hey! I've always wanted to do this one. I thought i'd publish it, see how you guys like it, based on reviews, than just deleting it. I was cleaning up my computer and i didn't have the heart to throw out my very first fanfic.
Anyway, enjoy. Tell, me what you think too!
The Greatest Maid In The World
PROLOGUE…..
Life all but sucked.
Not only had she just found out her cute yet not blood related brother, Tsunayoshi Sawada had been elected as the next Vongola Boss, she had been dragged to one of his crazy adventures. This particular one, more life threatening than the one before.
Seriously, she had been working at her parents small cafe, Namimorine Cafe, just hours ago since she was the owner of it after her parents unintended demise. That was until her old tutor, the great Hitmen and currently an Arcobaleno Reborn had dragged her - literally - to watch her little brother's execution at the hands of none other than Vongola's Personal Assassination Squad, the Varia.
Who are the Arcobaleno you ask? In a word…. They're babies. No really. Actual 1 year old babies. Yeah, don't let their cuteness fool you. These set of Seven Super Destruction Chaos packed in a 2 Kg Bundle were actually the Mafia Underworlds Strongest People. Due to 'complicated circumstances' the Seven are currently stuck in their infant form, power and abilities reduced to more than half. But don't get me wrong. And, these set of devil-incarnations still remain the strongest. Pissing them off will send you into your grave sooner than you can say, "Shit."
And how was she related to all this? Simple. Her grandfather was the man who unified the Vongola some 30 years ago. Yes, the one and only Vongola Nono, Timotheo who also just happens to be the Boss of the Strongest Mafia in the World.
"But Reborn! I don't see why I have to go along! I'm not even a Candidate..." screeched the granddaughter of Timotheo
"Shut up." Unfortunately the reply was a bit more violent than she would have preferred as Reborn's black footed heel connected with her face. Executed magnificently, she flew some meters back and crashed into the nearby wall.
"REBORN! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"Lilia, as the original Candidate, it's your duty to oversee the secondary Candidate's rightful duties. Which also includes his death."
"YOU LIAR!"
Reborn's eyes twinkled. Although to any normal person it would be an adorable look befitting his adorable physique, but to a person who was literally raised by said Arcobaleno, it was most indefinitely a glare.
She was doomed.
"Did you say something, Lilia?"
Lilia's eye twitched. "N-no, Reborn-sama..."
Running up to catch up with him, Lilia continued. "But I still don't get it. I know my mom was the Primary Candidate, but when she refused she abandoned all Vongola relations. And I understand by blood I'm next, legitimately wise, but still technically I also abandoned relations right? So why am I involved again? Was it jii-chan?"
"You are half right. But once a Vongola always a Vongola, regardless of status. Plus, by blood you have certain duties that even if you leave the Vongola, you still have to perform. Since you are older, and frankly less stupid than Dame-Tsuna, it's still your duty as both Vongola and older sister to him to see he makes it. The 9th requested me to ...'ask'… you to observe his progress."
Lilia sweat dropped at the "less stupid" comment but then smirked, smiling like a Cheshire cat at another thought, "Was that a compliment, oh great Hitman-sama?"
Again she was mercilessly and quite rudely reunited with the wall.
"HEY I'M A GIRL YOU KNOW!"
Ignoring her comment Reborn simply continued. "The 9th still hasn't fully acknowledged Dame-Tsuna yet. So, he gave the other half of the Vongola Rings to the Varia's Boss, Xanxus."
"Really now. Then that must mean Tsuna has to fight it out for his half right?" she sighed, already slightly aware of the problems to come. "Man, is he going to be alright? It's weird though, Jii-chan isn't the type to do these kind of things." Worried yet questioned the patisserie
Reborn smirked, acknowledging Lilia's keen Hyper Intuition.
"So what am I really supposed to do?" asked Lilia now following the infant Hitman
"Watch and if you can, learn. You are after all, Lilia Akamouto."
The Battle Between the rings was intense. Lilia's usually idiotically cheerful face turned a nasty angered and disgusted look, when she saw what Xanxus had done to her grandpa.
Xanxus had almost tried to kill Timotheo, his own non-biological father and Vongola 9th Boss, Tsuna and his 6 Guardians were pissed.
It took all of Lilia's willpower and Reborn's kicks to keep her contained within the viewing area, otherwise Tsuna facing disqualification.
She had never really cared about her Mafia lineage, preferring to live a rather normal life. But by God, she loved her grandpa. He was the only family she had left. He was the man who had protected her parents and her, when rival mafia's kept coming to kill them for revenge against the Vongola. And he was the only man who had stuck up for his daughter, her mother when she had willingly decided to leave behind the mafia world.
But by God, she loved her grandpa. So imagine her feelings when she saw her beloved grandpa's limp body falling out of the damaged Gola Mosca.
Fists clenched itching to beat the crap out of the man, but she bit her lip to hold it back as she watched her little brother unleash his fury at the man responsible for such horror.
When Xanxus was petrified by the Zero Point Breakthrough, he immediately broke out and grabbed the Vongola Ring from a surprised Tsuna.
Quite madly, he laughed as he put on the ring, assuming he had won.
"Hey..." The pink haired judges, the Cervello looked at Lilia. "I can step out now right?"
They nodded their heads in response. Within seconds Lilia vanished as Reborn smirked.
As Xanxus was beginning to realize the rings would never accept him, an incredible force of physical power slammed onto his face sending him flying to the nearby Namimori Middle School building. Kyoya was so going to be pissed.
Lilia had punched his freaking daylights out. Angered and appalled, she stood as she saw Xanxus slowly recovering from the shock, as the Varia and the Vongola Decimo Guardian's slipped into a state of utter astonishment.
"You... FUCKING JACKASS!" Stomping over to the surprised Xanxus's body, she grabbed his collar and glared at him with such intensity, emphasizing the raging feelings within her.
"HE'S YOUR FAMILY ISN'T HE? REALIZE JUST HOW IMPORTANT YOUR LOVED ONE'S ARE TO YOU, YOU DAMN SHITASSED ASSHOLE!"
Tsuna recovering from his shock, struggled to get up to rescue his childhood friend and older sister, "Li-nee-chan... r-run..." It was no use. He didn't even have the strength to swallow a Dying Will Pill, let alone save Lilia.
"LIFE WASN'T GIVEN TO YOU, SO YOU COULD KILL EVERYTHING HAPPY THAT DEFINES IT! WHAT! YOU WANNA LIVE IN YOUR STUPID MISERY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?"
Xanxus was still too shocked as he stared at the angry face of the woman clutching him. Unable to respond he simply looked on at her, the full pain of her previous punch finally settling in to his cheek.
"YOU...Y-YOU..."Lilia face of anger melted away. Bangs hid her eyes now. She sighed as her grip loosened around the collar.
SLAP!
Unexpectedly, Lilia slapped him. Another hit onto Xanxus already frozen face.
"That...was for my grandpa..."
SLAP!
"That was for hurting Tsuna...And while we're at it..."
SLAP!
"That's because of your stupidity."
The spectators continued to stare in awe. Half because of the thought that there actually existed a woman who can give multiple slaps to THE Xanxus and half because Xanxus had actually sat still and taken those aforementioned slaps.
Then, as if on cue, Xanxus snapped out of his shock. Streams of rage were literally leaking of him, as his old scars covered his face. Never in his whole life had he ever been humiliated like this.
First, he finds out he's adopted, then he's rejected by the Vongola rings and now a shitty woman... A WOMAN... had dared not only to insult him but punched AND slapped him. What the hell?!
"FUCKIN PIECE OF TRASH! HOW DARE-"
Lilia let go of the collar, unaware of his seething rage. Hands in her pockets she began walking away, then paused as if remembering something.
Tilting her head back, looked directly into his raging eyes and said, "Wake up from this stupid dream of yours. You who have nothing to protect, hurt his family and friends and only caused the sadness you think you yourself endured...will NEVER BECOME THE VONGOLA BOSS!"
"YOU TRASH! HOW WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND!" Laughing maniacally, Xanxus points out, "WHAT PROTECTION? FRIENDS? FAMILY? WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU HAVE POWER? THEY ARE JUST USELESS BUNCH OF TRASH ANYWAY!"
Lilia sighed, "You're right. I'll never understand. Idiots like you who only cling to the past and never moves on... I'll never understand it. But I do know, power isn't gained alone! You need friends and family supporting you, giving you hope!" Lilia looked at Xanxus.
"I can't tutor."
Reborn's eyes twinkles.
"I can't throw dynamite!"
Gokudera looks up.
"I can't even run away!"
Tsuna sweat dropped, very well knowing she was referring to him.
"I KNOW I NEED FRIENDS IN LIFE TO GET AHEAD STUPID!" Xanxus was speechless again.
"That's why...DON'T THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SUFFERING IDIOT!"
Lilia pointed at him, eyes fearless. "COME BACK AFTER YOU GOT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!" Then Lilia grinned, turning her pointed finger into a thumbs up. "You're always welcome back at Namimori."
It was a beautiful day in Namimori. Birds were singing…..the Namimori Anthem. Skies were clear…except for the occasional grenades and dynamites. The people were happily talking…and some running for their dear lives.
All in all, it was a great day.
Okay, fine! It was one of the better days.
"OH SHOOT! I'M LATE!" screamed the girl to no one in particular as she ran full speed down to Namimori Junior High, who were having their annual School Festival, a festival where she was supposed to deliver 3 Marzipan Chocolate Cakes to.
Racing, she was confronted by an unexpected, "Meaoww..." It was a cat, for some inexplicable reason sat in the middle of the road, awaiting its demise. It was even licking its paws in all the cuteness it can lick in!
Meanwhile, the 1997 Limited Edition Rolls Royce (don't think that exists….just imagine a rare car…), sped down the road carrying with it, its important passengers.
A flash zipped past the front glass of the above mentioned Benz and the driver, momentarily surprised pushed down on the break sending the car out of control and eventually coming to a rest... against the mailbox.
Its residents, although uninjured due to their inhumane reflexes, was pissed.
The passengers weren't looking too happy with the current situation. The first man emerged; long white hair flowing past his shoulder gripping the collar of the poor driver who shivered under the killer haze of what he would single-mindedly would refer to as "Killer".
"VOOOOIIII! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" barked the man as his exceedingly loud voice seemed to almost shake the neighborhood itself?
The driver cringed in fear and anxiety. "B-but s-sir...something flashed a-across the glass..."
""VOOOIIIII! WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SEE MORON?"
"I-I don't k-know sir..."
"VOOOIIII! WHAT ARE YOU BLIND? THERES NOTHING-" A very, and I mean very expensive bottle of Tequila came flying out from behind and precisely hit the long haired jerk on his head. At the moment of impact, the man lowered his head, an opportunity for the poor driver to escape.
The man turned around with new found fury and faced his own Boss, an equally terrifying man in both visual and 6th sense wise. "VOOIII! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"
The second man had short spiky black hair, blood red eyes, a terrifying scar running across his face with a surprisingly narrow yet hot build any dude would kill to have. He would have been quite approachable if he didn't let off an aura that basically stated, "Come near me, and I'll kill you." And with the recent situation, Xanxus looked seriously pissed.
"Hey... you guys..." The 'killer' duo', glanced up, a little taken back to see a guy wearing a sports jacket, jeans and a black and blue hat, perched at the top of the nearby electric pole, cradling a small cat in his arms. He was standing on the pole! Can you do that?
The figure jumped from the 10 ft pole, like he'd been doing this forever, and fixed his cap. "You should be careful. Pedestrians always cross this road." Apparently, there was no doubt that 'pedestrians' also meant cats.
Squalo blinked in surprise, hoping the near death experience was only making him see things.
"VOOIIII! WHO THE FUCK-" Squalo never finished as a very expensive bottle of Tequila came flying towards him. Again.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" screamed Squalo
"SHUT UP!" Xanxus literally was on fire. In fact he may have brought on a new meaning for the word, 'pissed'. Not only did he have to come to Japan, his least favorite place on earth, but had to watch as the god-damned Sawada battled it all out with another brat, Shimon-something, all without either dying.
Turning towards the familiar face, Xanxus felt an air of familiarity. Especially that stance. Yet the figure was mostly hidden behind lose clothes and a hat that covered most of his face.
"Who the fuck are you trash?"
"Who the hell are you, asshole?" retorted the figure
Squalo face palmed. "That idiot."
The guy ignored him, which was shocking to Squalo since his naturally loud voice had always made him the centre of attention since birth.
"Man, the cakes are ruined. What am I going to do now?"
"DON'T IGNORE US!"
The guy looked up and realizing they were still there and replied, "Ah, sorry, I didn'-" He paused as he saw the black haired individual pointing a gun at him, ready to fire.
"Die. Scum." growled Xanxus as he aimed fire
But again eyes widened as hat guy momentarily disappeared right in front of the duo and missed the powerful bullet and 100% accurate shot.
The duo looked momentarily stunned, unable to comprehend what the hell was going on until they turned around.
The Varia duo blinked in surprise. The figure was now clutching Xanxus' sleeve, peering down at it closely. Xanxus was so shocked he didn't know how to respond.
Squalo turned around, and snapping out of it, brought forth his sword he expertly hid inside his fake arm and ran full speed towards the target, already aiming at the head, meaning instant kill.
'How did he...'
"Are you kidding me! I am sooo late! He's going to bite me to death! HIEEEE!" cried the hat guy in utter agony, pulling at his head. Apparently, Xanxus' hand had a watch on it. A watch the hat guy had spotted with his extremely good eyesight.
Squalo almost tripped at the idiotic confession, and joined Xanxus in dumbfounded gawkment as the guy began running away.
"O-OII! WAIT YOU DAMN-"
Suddenly, the guy turned around and surprisingly began running backwards but nonetheless facing them. He started waving his arms wildly and shouting, "REMEMBER TO BE CAREFUL OKAY? OH AND... SORRY ABOUT THE CAR!"
Squalo finally snapped out of it and registered what just happened in his highly trained head, "Car? What wrong with the car- AAAHHHHH! THE CAR!" Squalo clutched his head in shock as he saw the whole front bumper had fallen off during the impact with the mailbox, not exactly safe anymore to ride anymore.
Squalo shoulders slumped, bangs covering his eyes as he clutched his right hand to a fist, as Xanxus looked at him from the corner of his eyes. "T-that trash... how dare he..." Then he lost it. "I'LL KILL'IM! I'LL DEFINITELY KILL'IM!" Squalo whipped around to face his Boss. "BOSS! LETS-" Squalo didn't finish as yet another bottle of very expensive Tequila flew at him, squarely hitting him in his face.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" declared Squalo vigorously pointing his sword at Xanxus.
Xanxus ignored the continuous fits, insults and curses his second-in-command threw at him, of course he would have incinerated the trash but right now but he had a massive hangover and 'trash number 4' (1: Tsuna 2: Tsuna's sister 3: Squalo) had just skillfully escaped, smashed his car, ordered him to "drive carefully", avoided his bullets, didn't die, touched his personally made Armani suit and while we're at it, depleted his Tequila supply.
Squalo stopped his rant once he realized his Boss was flaring up in rage, no, literally, ten times more powerful than his usual amount.
Squalo cringed. "SHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? LISTEN DAMNIT!" That exclamation earned another tequila bottle thrown at his head.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"Tch. Felt like it."
"THEN DON'T DO IT!"
And the fated question: What did you guys think?
Well, i'll keep posting the chapters until i run out of ideas. See, i know how to end it...I just don't know how to get it to that point.
Reborn: Aren't you forgetting something?
Me: eh? Nani, nani?
Xanxus: Damn you...
Me: EEEEEEEEEP! XANXUS! What're you doing here?
Xanxus locked and loaded his guns.
I slowly back away. What did i do?
Xanxus: Who the hell dos she think she is to slap me?
I gulp. "Oh c'mon! It's just a fanfic!" (dodges a bullet by a hair) "A-Anyway, seeing as how, i'll be gone for a minute...I hoped you enjoy the prologue! There's more to come!"
Xanxus: What the hell are you talking about? You won't live long enough to do it! (Chases after me.