A/N: I wasn't high while writing this, just very sleep deprived. If you're looking for a serious SanNami fanfiction please look somewhere else cuz I can rest assure you this is not it.
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"So like cuz this is an au Sanji can still cook but cuz he has legs longer than the twin towers hes a ballerina.
And Nami is a ballerina for the sake of plot.
Yes. Theyre going to be fucking like rabbits by the end of this.
And Law is their instructor for basic ballet classes. Idk why cuz hes emo but to be fair he has legs as long as Sanjis.
Btw by the next chapter their names are all going to be in Japanese respectfully cuz I'm a dick.
But I digress.
One day during ballet Sanji being the goddamn pervert he is went up to Nami and was like "Ayyy want sum fuk". But Nami was like "No thanks I see you as a brother". And Sanji was like "Well I'm a Republican". But he was lying cuz hes voting for Hillary.
And so Nami was like "lol k fine but take me to dinner first". And Sanji was like "lol ya. My dinner will be your" but before he could continue smol choldren came into the room for ballet and unless you're a fucking asshole you don't talk about that in front of smol choldren.
And then cuz I think it would be boring to describe the fapping scene that Sanji did while picturing Nami before heading out to pick her up for the date I'm going to skip that nasty part.
So like when Nami got into the car she was like "I think you have a stain on your pants". Ya it was a stain but like it was a stain from Sanji doing the unholy but he didn't want to admit it. So being the fuckin liar he is he's like "lol yah it's from milk in my cereal this morning" and she was like "that's fuckin your semen isn't it?" And he awkwardly was like "... Lol ya...""
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A/N: if you thought that was hell, just wait till the next chapter.