A/N: Hey guys! So this new story centers around fem!America (Amelia), America, the 50 states and Washington D.C. It will be a collection of one-shots based on skit ideas my friend and I have come up with. We DO plan to make cosplay videos of these situations, but we're waiting until we get all of the states appearances and personalities figured out. That said, I hope you guys enjoy this as much as my friend and I had writing it.

Background info: In these one-shots, Amelia is Alfred's wife. She gave birth to all of the states plus D.C. He is the only one that biologically belongs to Alfred. Alfred adopted the other states when their lands were given to him by the other countries.

Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers Hetalia. It belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya

Musical Mess

One day in the Jones household, Oklahoma "Tallulah" Jones was walking down the hallway of her family's mansion. As she was passing by the bathroom, she heard someone singing. She leaned against the door to hear better.

"Stop call'n', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and heart on the dance floor"

Tallulah covered her mouth then turned and quickly ran to her room. She came back with her camera and slowly opened the door. To see her big, bad, cowboy brother, Texas "Samuel" Jones, singing and dancing in front of the mirror in only a pair of pajama pants. She hit the record button just as he hit the chorus again.

"...Stop callin', stop callin, I don't wanna talk anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor."

Texas hated to admit it, but this song wasn't that bad. Of course, he could only handle listening to it in small amounts. Give him his beautiful Country Music any day. All of sudden he heard a muffled snicker. He turned to the door, his shaggy, curly brown hair falling in his face as he did, and saw his biggest rival Oklahoma there with a video camera.

"Tallulah... what is that?" he asked quietly.

"A Camera~." Tallulah replied in a sing-song voice with an evil smirk on her face.

Sam was starting to get that sinking feeling in his stomach. You know the kind you get when you know you just got caught doing something embarrassing? Yeah, that's how poor Texas was feeling.

"How much of that did you get?" he asked hesitantly

"Enough" Oklahoma replied while turning off the camera.

Texas took a step forward.

"Give it..." He said threateningly.

"Let me think about that... no." And with that, she took off running down the hall.

"TALLULAH!" he yelled, and then set off in pursuit of his favorite rival.

California "Mia" Jones walked out of her bedroom, brushing her wavy brown hair behind her ear. She looked up just in time be shoved back into her room by her sister Oklahoma.

"EXCUSE YOU!" Cali yelled after Tallulah

Seeing his sister Cali looking very angry, Sam slowed his run enough to see if she had any injuries.

"Mia are you alright?" He shouted

"I think..." before she could finish Texas was already turning the corner in pursuit of Oklahoma. "so." She finished quietly.

Now in the library, Alaska "Demetri" Jones was sitting in a chair minding his own business sipping out of a bottle of coca-cola, since he wasn't allowed to have vodka anymore. All he did was break ONE window, granted he threw one of brothers through it, but still! His mom was so unfair sometimes. As he was going to take a sip of his cola, Oklahoma ran by and bumped into him, causing him to spill his coke all over himself and his book.

"Tallulah..." He said threateningly, as a faint navy colored aura began to surround him. He grabbed his harpoon from its position on the floor in front him. Uh oh, we all know what this means.

"Kolkolkol..." Yep. Blame his father. He gets it from him

Texas barely heard him chanting as he ran past.

"Tallulah! Give me that camera now!" Sam yelled at his sister.

As he said this, they passed Alfred and Pennsylvania "Shane" Jones who were in the living room playing MORTAL KOMBAT! Ahem, right. Sorry, I had to. Anyway, both of them turned around to look, then shrugged their shoulders and turned back to the video game. Hey! They were in the middle of a sudden death match! Did you really expect them to pay attention to squabbling siblings? Right. Didn't think so.

Little Washington D.C., aka David, was sitting on the floor quietly playing with his legos, He was almost finished with his castle! When he finished it was gonna go find his daddy and show him. His daddy would be so proud! Oklahoma saw him and tried to stop her momentum, but couldn't and ran into his castle. Texas had better luck and stopped just before he reached D.C. They both looked at the little guy who was looking at his broken castle. D.C. then looked up at them and pouted.

"Tallulah! Look what you did!" Sam yelled.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry D.C.! Here let me help you fix it." She said

She started picking up the pieces and tried to put them back together. However like humpty dumpty, she couldn't put the legos back together again.

"Mommy..." D.C. said with a small sniffle

Oklahoma and Texas both looked at him, then each other.

"Mommy..." D.C. said a little louder.

His poor castle! What was he suppose to show his daddy now? His blue eyes filled up with tears.

"This is all your fault." Sam said with a withering look at Tallulah.

"I..." Oklahoma started, but was interrupted by a scream.

"MOMMY!" D.C. screamed as loud as his little lungs would allow.

Hey, you'd scream for your mommy too if your greatest masterpiece had been destroyed by your stupid older siblings. Of course, D.C. is only 5.

Amelia Jones ran out of the kitchen at hearing her baby scream. Some of her shoulder length dark brown hair fell out of the sloppy ponytail she had put it in.

"What's wrong baby-doll?" Amelia asked D.C.

Texas looked at his mother with a sheepish smile on his face. Oklahoma on the other hand had the grace to look ashamed. At this point, D.C. had his hands over his face as he cried. Amelia crossed her arms and looked at her older children.

"Samuel... Tallulah... Why is your brother crying?"

"Tallulah was taking video of me singing and dancing in the bathroom, she ran when I saw her, knocked Cali down, made Alaska spill his drink, and then she knocked D.C.'s..."

"Castle..." D.C. supplied with a small sniff

"Right. She knocked his castle down!" Texas finished.

Call him a tattle tale if you want but he did NOT want his mother's wrath turned on him.

"Oh come on Sam get a sense of humor would ya! You were singing Gaga!" Oklahoma exclaimed.

"Seriously?" Amelia said with a smile.

"Yes!" Tallulah replied as the pulled the camera out of her pocket and showed her mother. "See?"

Amelia couldn't help it she burst out laughing. Sam looked away with a dark blush on his face when he heard his mother laughing. Don't you just love family?

"I'm going to my room now." He said sadly.

He began to walk out of the room when he noticed Alaska standing in the doorway.

"Hey Demetri..." he said quietly

"Tallulah..."

Hearing her name being called she looked over to see her brother Alaska walking towards her with that creepy aura that always surrounded him when he was mad.

"Mommy..." Tallulah whispered as she moved closer to Amelia.

Amelia just looked at her daughter with a small smile on her face.

"You need to learn the consequences to your actions honey." She said sweetly.

She took the camera from Tallulah's limp hands. Just because she was entertained by the blackmail Oklahoma obtained, didn't mean she was gonna let her daughter go unpunished. Alaska tightened his grip on his harpoon with that same sweet smile on his face. Amelia walked over to Demetri and patted his shoulder

"Don't hurt her. Okay honey?" Amelia said as she walked past him and out the door.

Amelia may be sadistic, but there is no way she's gonna let her children try to kill each other again. The memories of the civil war were still fresh in her mind. Anyway, enough with the sadness, we now return you back to the regularly scheduled humor.

"Yes Mat." He replied sweetly.

"Later!" Texas yelled as he all but bolted from the room.

"Oh come on!" she said pleadingly.

She turned to look at D.C.

"A little help here?" she asked David.

D.C. only got up and follow his momma. Maybe she would give him extra cookies after dinner since Oklahoma broke his castle. Seeing her last chance of escaping leave, she turned back to Alaska and tried apologizing.

"Come on Demetri. I'm sorry!" Tallulah cried pleadingly

"Kolkolkol" was his response as he advanced on her.

Meanwhile, back in the living room the sudden death match between Alfred and Shane was just reaching its climax when Oklahoma let out a blood-curling scream. Alfred looked away from the game towards the next room.

"Was that Tallulah?" he asked

Pennsylvania pumped his fist into the air.

"YES TAKE THAT DAD! I just BEAT you old man! Kesesesesese! I'm so AWESOME!"

Why yes, Pennsylvania's biological father is Prussia! How did you ever guess? Oh, sorry. You're probably wondering what Alfred's reaction to Shane's comment was. It was like this:

"WHAT!" O_O

END?

Not quite yet dear readers.

Amelia was now in the main sitting room showing the camera to Louisiana "Raoul" Jones. He threw his head back, and laughed.

"That was hilarious mére. Maybe he will learn to lock the door next time." Raoul said while pushing his wavy, dirty blonde hair out of his blue eyes.

Alfred chose this moment to enter the room.

"Hey hun! Come look at this video!" she said. Motioning for him to come over.

Alfred wasn't really in the mood to see videos. He was just beaten by his son at one his favorite old school games! Not mention said son called him an old man! He is NOT an old man, that's Artie's role. All he wanted was for his wife to hug him and tell him everything was going to be okay. He couldn't deny her though, so he went over and looked at the camera as she hit play. A smile slowly spread across his face. It then turned into full blown laughter.

"This... is... Priceless!" he said between laughs as he hugged his wife to keep himself from falling over.

At this point Oklahoma walked past them with a pissed look on her face. The reason she's so mad is because since Alaska was forbidden to hurt her he decided to slash up her favorite pair of moccasins with his harpoon. They were the first pair she ever made! And she was damn proud of them! Now they were broken. Stupid Alaska.

"Bet you learned your lesson." Louisiana stated with a smirk

"SHUT UP FRANNY!"

Ok now it's the end. ;P

A/N: Soooo what'd you guys think? Constructive criticism is welcome.

Oh! If at any point you feel as if we got your state's personality or appearance wrong, send me a PM and I'll talk with my friend and we'll adjust the character accordingly. Please keep in mind though, the characters personalities are based on stereo-types. So if you are easily offended by stereo-types or can't laugh at yourself, please don't read any further.

That said, please review! We wanna know what you guys think.