Slighty AU styled. Dont own Naruto. Enjoy.

Well shit.

I turned to my right to find Neji lying next to me. I turn to my left to find…Lee? I slapped myself in the forehead; the birds chirping outside seemed to be louder than usually. The world looked wider and...—I sit up suddenly feeling sick…correction. I was going to be sick. Crawling out of bed with one hand (and great difficulty) I managed to find the washroom. Emptying whatever I had in my stomach in the toilet, I sat next to it and as the simple flush sounded like a bang to my ears.

"S-s-shut...up…" I mumbled the vomit taste still at the tip of my tongue. Finally finding the courage to stand up and not being afraid of emptying my stomach in…Lee's apartment? Yes, Lee's apartment. I held on to the sink and stared up at the mirror.

Well…hello beautiful, I thought to myself sarcastically. Blood shot eyes, a bite mark my lip…and neck? The hell? I pulled on Lee's shirt (that I borrowed...unexpectally) to find a trail of bite marks along my collarbone and...I pulled on the shirt some more and looked down. I blushed...maybe I fell? Into a pack of hungry dogs, I mentally shake my fist. Damn those Inuzuka's.

But seriously…What the hell! I looked up at the mirror; again, this time nearly choked on my non-existing vomit. Pale eyes and a dirty smirk was plastered on the oh-so great one named Neji. His strong arms wrapped them selves around my waist. I held my breath as he rested his chin on my shoulder, nipping at my neck. Wait…is this the real Neji I've known since—purr. Score. He found my soft spot.

"Morning, Tenten-chan." He purred into my ear, before kissing me. His tongue flicked at my bottom lip. I was frozen during this by the way. He suddenly spat, yup that's our Neji. Wait, rewind. Tenten-chan? Da' fuck?

"Morning Neji…" I murmured, I didn't bother looking up I found the sink real interesting right now.

"Neji? Don't you mean, Baby?" Baby? I'm seriously scared now. I whipped around, facing him.

"Bab-…" His lips pressed onto mines, his tongue nearly whipped my lips open (is that even possible?). Talk about cavity check, Neji or...'Baby' really did know how to kiss. I perched me up on the sink, I winced when I felt the tap poke at my neck.

"…What the hell!" I pulled back, leaving Neji speechless. Good morning sunshine was something along the lines of what Neji said. Lee's hanged on the door frame for dear life with one hand, while vigorously scratching in head with the other. Ew, fleas.

"Already on each other early in the morning? Geez…" Are these my teammates! Neji's a sex freak wanting to suck my blood, Lee's…well not Lee at all. And me? I'm sucha drama queen as always. Stuck in my mind rant, Lee dragged himself over to the sink which (I'm still currently sitting on.) Leaning over he gave me a polite kiss on the cheek and moved me off the sink. The hell? What am I rag doll to you guys!

Throwing me over his shoulder (He's Lee…he could do that.) he mumbled a low "Morning."

Crawling away from his grip I sat on his bed, shaking my head. What happened last night? I looked around the room, no Neji, no Lee, just me. Good, I sighed. I need time to myself to think. That's when it hit me. We...all slept together! Like a…dare I say it? Threesome, a cold shudder went up my spine. No, no, no…Maybe it's not that. Argh! I lowered my head, my hands digging into my hair taking apart my buns.

When I looked up again, I saw pale eyes.

"Neji!" I yelped.

He blinked, his arms were crossed against his chest; His normal attrite on. He glared daggers at me, yup that's Neji.

"We're going training. I'm guessing your coming…?" He raised an eyebrow, which quickly hid under his headband. Konoha, right. I'm a ninja too. Massaging my eye with the heel of my palm I shook my head. All I heard next was a grunt then the door click.

Man…what really happened? The guys acted all normal now and I'm the paranoid one? I sigh, this could become a habit. Lee's apartment was fairly clean so I got up. Doing my daily routine as home. Neji and me usually come to Lee's to unwind from everything. Since he wasn't home most of the time this was our second home. We had our clothes and…bleb you know? The regular. Feeling refreshed, I decide to have something to eat. After my little episode a girl does deserve something. Skipping over to the fridge…I frown.

Nothing! Gah!

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Finding nothing, Tenten found herself winding the busy streets of Konoha. Happily munching on an apple and kicking her feet against in the wall of the edge of roof, Tenten sat in silent only hearing herself chew. Closing her eyes she felt the wind blow against her face the perfect drama scene.

Until of course…he came.