Author's Note: This is my first fanfic of Star Wars. After I saw The Last Jedi, I completely fell in love with Kylo Ren and Rey together! I know it's not official between them, but the signs are crystal clear. 😉
Anyways, I was influenced to write this fanfic after watching Disneyland videos online, and since Star Wars is such a huge franchise for Disney, I figured, why not put the two together? This fanfic is strictly humor and fun, and should not be taken seriously.
I do not own any Star Wars characters, Disney characters, and Disneyland.
Kylo Ren Takes Disneyland!
Chapter 1: Kylo Ren's Plan
"Where is Kylo Ren? Has anyone seen Kylo Ren?" General Hux asks loudly. He's asking no on in particular, but the First Order soldiers don't know either. The last time they saw Kylo Ren was when he was rummaging through drawers and file cabinets for something, but they didn't know what for.
But once Kylo Ren found what he was searching for, he disappeared.
General Hux groans angrily and continues storming through the hallways for Kylo Ren. They had very important matters to discuss; they needed a plan to strike the Resistance. General Hux knew Kylo Ren has been distracted since their last encounter with Rey, the scavenger scum who's determined to show Kylo Ren the light. But General Hux knows Kylo Ren will try to back out of the meeting that's supposed to take place in fifteen minutes. Kylo Ren always tries to back out of his duties and vanish whenever he's needed.
Little did General Hux know, Kylo Ren was nearby in a spare room.
Kylo Ren huffs in annoyance; not only was he cramped up in a tight, isolated room but he could not believe what he has just discovered a little while ago.
"So, this is what General Hux has been hiding from me. Did he really believe he could hide this valuable information from me?" Kylo Ren mumbles in disbelief. Not only had he stolen General Hux's tablet, he has just discovered another galaxy. A planet called Earth, a planet he was raised to believe that had been destroyed a very, long time ago. But this planet still exists, and there's a place where they idolize a franchise that his grandfather stars in…and is worshipped!
"Disneyland…" Kylo Ren whispers to himself. "These…people love Star Wars, and if they love my grandfather, they will sure love me too!"
It was decided. Kylo Ren packs the tablet in a bag, and sneaks off into his Command Shuttle. Once he was preparing to take off, General Hux calls him inside.
"Supreme Leader," General Hux growls out, he thinks it's ridiculous how he must address Kylo Ren as Supreme Leader, every time he speaks to him. "We have a meeting in five minutes! We need to discuss the new plan. Where are you going? You must do your job! I cannot do your job and my job at the same time!"
"I have business to tend to," Kylo Ren says under his breath. "And you lied to me."
"Lied to you about what, Supreme Leader? What did I lie to you about?"
"I stole your tablet. I know about Earth. I know about this…Disneyland. I know those people worship my grandfather. I'm going to make them worship me, too," Kylo Ren declares.
"You cannot be serious, Supreme Leader. That is a whole different kind of galaxy. You cannot go there by yourself! They'll eat you alive!" General Hux bursts out. A small part of General Hux hoped for just that…because then he'll be Supreme Leader. "Why did you steal my tablet though?"
"Because I own everything that you believe you own. I own everyone's material possessions. I'm Supreme Leader, and one day, I'll own the entire galaxy," Kylo Ren explains before he speeds off into space. "And I'm not going by myself. I'm recruiting help."
"From who exactly, Supreme Leader?"
Kylo Ren smiles as he approaches the Resistance camp. "Someone who can easily be manipulated by my charming good looks and complicated behavior," Kylo Ren says proudly.
Outside the Resistance camp, Rey is standing outside with Chewbacca and looking up at the moons. Inside her heart, she knew there was goodness and light in Kylo Ren. She wanted more than anything to help him; even though she could never, ever confess that out loud. Rey feared people would believe she had…feelings for the evil war lord.
Chewbacca growls up at the sky: I'm tried. I want to go to bed now.
Before Rey can answer, a strong, force pulls her into a direction.
"Help! Chewy! Something's pulling me!" Rey screams, and holds her arms out for Chewy to pull her. Chewbacca grabs a hold of both her arms, but he's being dragged with her.
Farther and farther away from the Resistance camp, Finn and Poe rush out.
"Rey!" Finn yells.
"I think that's Kylo Ren's ship!" Poe calls out.
Rey and Chewbacca are suddenly on board. Finn and Poe jump on, and the four of them search all around for Kylo Ren, who turns around in his seat. He scoffs when he sees Finn, Poe, and Chewbacca.
"What is the meaning of this, Kylo Ren?" Rey snarls out.
"Well, my original plan was to just kidnap you," Kylo Ren confesses before he realizes, his plan will still work. "But this will work out even better."
"What are you talking about?" Finn snaps.
"We are all going to another galaxy. Our destination is Earth," Kylo Ren answers as his ship soars into space.
"Earth? Earth does not exist," Poe replies.
"Nonsense," Kylo Ren disagrees, and reveals the tablet from his bag. "This is where we will be going."
"Disneyland?" Rey sounds of the word she's never heard of.
Chewbacca roars loudly in Kylo Ren's face: Why must we go to?
Kylo Ren's face twitches from Wookiee's complaint. Even as a child, Kylo Ren always believed Chewbacca hated him. If he's being honest right now, Kylo Ren even believed Chewbacca tried to kill him when he was just an infant.
"Because I am powerful, and I say we are all going!" Kylo Ren shouts and turns his attention to the upcoming planet that they all believed was destroyed.
Poe sighs.
Finn growls to himself and shakes his head.
Chewbacca roars once more: Why do I have to go to this Disneyland, too? I'm too sleepy for this!
Rey grins, she can't help but feel a sense of adventure coming. Although she doesn't know what Disneyland is, she has hope it will be fun…and turn Kylo Ren to the light side, of course.
Kylo Ren's face is filled with determination and order. "Be prepared to worship me, humans. Be prepared, Disneyland…" Kylo Ren whispers with vengeance…and hope.