Truthful embarrassing and stupid things that happened to my mom when she was little/old
*peed on the bus and it ran through the isle(little)
*got scared and hid under her blanky when her mom told her the booger man was going to get her(little)
*farts and leaves the isle in stores then blames it on the next person who walks in(little and old)
*tells everyone she does this stuff(little and old)
*farts in my dads face when walking pass him while he's on the couch(old)
*when her car went down the hill she jumped out and let out a huge fart(old)
*never fount out that I (her daughter) tried to smother her in the middle of the night
WOW, she's one STUPID mom.