MADDIE
Hello, I'm Maddie Hayes.
DAVID
And I'm still David Addison.
MADDIE
We have exciting news to tell all of you.
DAVID
That we do.
MADDIE
We're coming back.
DAVID
That's right! We're coming back!...With less hair and more peroxide,
but we're back none the less.
MADDIE
We bringing new adventures, new dialogue, new network -
DAVID
(Turns to Maddie)
We're on Cable.
MADDIE
(Turns to David)
We're what?
DAVID
We're on Cable.
MADDIE
We're on Cable?
DAVID
We're on Cable. Our new series is on Cable.
MADDIE
Aren't we already on Cable?
DAVID
I'm not talking about our re-runs on Bravo (Turns to Camera)...which
airs every weekday at noon eastern, eleven central, (Turns back
to Maddie)...Our new show's gonna be on the Dramedy channel.
MADDIE
But I thought we were heading back to Network TV.
DAVID
Maddie, you think the networks are going to tolerate us again?
Our banter, our sexual innunedo, our double entandras.
MADDIE
If we keep up with our production schedule they will.
DAVID
They'd rather make people pay their cable before anyone hears
our dialogue get dirty again.
MADDIE
I see your point.
DAVID
I mean, think about it. Why would they wanna hear us argue back
and forth when they can get sixteen nobodies, drop 'em in the
middle of nowhere, make them starve and do God knows what for
a million bucks?
MADDIE
I said I see your point.
DAVID
Really? You can see points? I usually see stars.
MADDIE
Before or after I knock your block off?
DAVID
You knock blocks too? (To Camera) Is she multi-talented or what,
folks?
MADDIE
(Rolls her eyes)
Anyway, our new series is called, "Moonlighting in the 21st Century".
DAVID
Sounds futuristic like "Buck Rogers and the 25th Century".
MADDIE
It does sound futuristic doesn't it?
DAVID
Or course it does or I wouldn't have said it. (Maddie opens her
month to speak but David interrupts) And I wasn't talking about
Sam.
MADDIE
I didn't say you did.
DAVID
I just wanted to make that clear.
MADDIE
Can I finish?
DAVID
Go right ahead.
MADDIE
We're coming back with a few surprises.
DAVID
Wait, what are you doing?
MADDIE
What do you mean, what am I doing?
DAVID
Don't give our surprises away.
MADDIE
David, I'm not giving them away.
DAVID
It sure sounded like you were giving them away.
MADDIE
I wasn't giving them away.
DAVID
Don't tell me that.
MADDIE
I wasn't telling you anything. I was telling them. (Points to
Camera)
DAVID
Ah ha! So you were going to give our surprises away.
MADDIE
(Gritting her teeth)
I wasn't giving them away!
DAVID
Damn right you weren't.
MADDIE
I wish I can give you away but nobody will take you.
DAVID
Someone did.
MADDIE
Now who's giving surprises away?
DAVID
I did nothing of the sort. (Looks at Camera then turns back to
Maddie) They don't know what I talking about.
MADDIE
They better not.
DAVID
As long as you don't give our surprises away.
MADDIE
(Blows out a hugh sigh then turns to Camera)
Check your local listings -
DAVID
Then tell your friends -
Moonlighting's back on Moonlighting's back on
television again! television again!
AGNES
(Walks into frame)
MADDIE DAVID
Sorry, Agnes. Sorry, Agnes.
FADE OUT
END OF PROMO