My Jun's In Love With Yamato Ishida
Written By Fatesmon
Sung by Some Unknown Jun Fanatic In The Anime Who'll Probably Never Exist As
Long As Toei Draws Breath (phew!)
Well my honey, my honey, she won't see me no more
Ever since she saw him jammin' on that stage floor
She says the way he tunes that guitar is really sexy
She thinks he's so darn rebellious and Generation X-y
What she sees in him I can't comprehend
Yeah, he's the girl's favorite 01 Digidestined
Well, my Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
She's all psyched about that Matt Ishida
How can she fall for that cool demeanor?
Now my Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so low
I guess being so cute is such a hard blow
All those fanarts he sees makes him feel so grim
Matt has to deal with all the shrines and girls chasin' him
But to Jun it seems that's what makes him famous
Like he's some macho Digidestined and that I'm her bro Davis
Well, my Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
She's got a crush on that Matt Ishida
He's got Ishida blood, so I won't try to beat him
Now my Jun's in love with--
I said I said I said
My Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
Her shirt's got the autograph of Matt Ishida
Knowing from the campsite, her fandom's getting meaner
'Cause my Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
I knew that she was never gonna fall for me
When I was caught staring out at Sora Takenouchi
Now she's got a serious obsession
For the humiliated, TK related, harmonica-playin', Gabumon pairin',
"Fooled by that Cherrymon scheme" generation
Well, I don't have tons of hair gel, and ain't in 01
And beating up the Dark Masters ain't my kind of fun
And I can't compete with all those fanfics and fame
But I know that I'LL beat her in this little game
Yeah, let's see if Jun'll still insist
When every jealous Matt fan puts her on their HIT LIST
Well, my Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
She's all psyched about that Matt Ishida
How can she fall for that cool demeanor?
Now my Jun's in love with--
I said I said I said
My Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida
She's makin' a website about Matt Ishida
If she really wants, I'll just let her have him
'Cause my Jun's in love with Yamato Ishida