A/N: Just wanted to lt errybody reading this that Finnick and Johanna are my current obsession/OTP(aside from Clato,of course). But do not worry your beatiful mortal tresses, for everyone-yes,even Annie and you- shall have a happy ending. Okay, of you ship Finnick/Johanna even remotely, you have to listen to " Take Care" by Drake ft. Rhianna. Whenever it comes on I turn it up extra loud and scream;"Fuck to the yeah! It's my OTP anthem! Lets hit this shizbizzle!".Have you guys ever heard "Glad You Came" by The Wanted? Of course you probably have, it the numbah uno song in ma country! Need I say mo'? But if you're in a different country than me, SEARCH IT AND LISTEN! Can you hear it? Can you hear the pure shipping party-ness of the song? It's like all my shippings rolled into one big party scene music video like thing! And the last line; "The sun goes down. The stars come out. And all that counts is here and now. My universe will never be the same. I'm glad you came. So glad you came..." Which goes slow and has no beat in the background, would be such a Finnick-the-romantic quotation. Did you know quote is a verb and qoutation is a noun? Everything I believed feels like a lie... Anyways, I would obviously prefer Finnick to say these words to Johanna,considering Jo is so badass she missed the beginning of theoretical party,Finnick is Glad She Came. Hey, that makes some sense, I'l keep you posted on a oneshot coming for that idea...Did you hear? My friend told me Lionsgate is thinking of bringing on that chick who plays Santana on Glee for Johanna. Only one thing would make me happier, if they got that chick who plays Emily on Pretty Little Liars. Sweet rollerblading Jesus, I just realized "Lights" by Ellie Goulding is the perfect theme for Johanna! In case you haven't noticed, Johanna Mason is my all time favorite character. Oh,God, were you guys just gonna let me babble on like this forever. The authors note is most likely longer than the actual chapter. I hate you hoes...I'm just a little Native American Nudge over here,no? Oh,heh heh, unintentional Maximum Ride reference. Kudos to you if you if you caught it before me...DISCLAIMER TIME!

Disclaimer:I do not own THG,Suzanne Collins does. I also do not own Facebook,Mark Zuckerburg does. I own nothing, if you're catching my fire. Oh,I did not mean to make that reference, it just flowed.

OM Fucking Geezy. "Take Care" just came on! My inner fangirl is filled with Glee!...Did I really just capitalize that? Oh,well,whatever. Hey,fun fact, while I have your attention; one of my friends calls me Nudge and the other one calls me Johanna and the other one calls me Rue. So of course I ship Johanna and Finnick, Nudge and Iggy, and Rue and Rory.

Johanna Mason's Profile Page

Name:Johanna. Mason. If you didn't figure that out by now, you're too young to be on Facebook.

Age:Count. The. Fucking. Candles. Bitches.

Current Location:District Four and District Seven Victor Villages, Address #3261. Come at me, bro.

Employement:This is getting ignorant. I won the fucking Hunger Games. I don't have towork.

Current Activity:That sounded do wrong. Choppin'down a tree... or your house...MWHAHAHA!

~Wall Posts~

Finnick Odair,2:10 AM,near District Four

stop telling people where I live! and you're not even in my district!

Johanna Mason, 2:13 AM,near District Seven

Pfft,one,darling, find the caps lock button. Okay,two, I'm there more than Annie is!

Katniss Everdeen, 2:15 AM, near District Twelve

And she's a lumberjack ninja, she could be in your house right now...

Finnick Odair,2:17 AM, near District Four

Shh. Before Annie sees this. She' currently afraid of ninjas.

Johanna Mason,2:19 AM, near District Seven

I see you'e discovered the tool of capitalizational. He's a genius,errybody.

Effie Trinket,2:23 AM,near The Capitol

DON'T YOU INSULT FINNICK! I got yo back.

Finnick Odair,2:30 AM,near District Four

I 'preciate that,Eff.

Effie Trinket,2:34 AM,near The Capitol

Just keepin' it swagtastic, Big FO.

Finnick Odair,2:40 AM,near District Four

Respect.

Primrose Everdeen,2:45 AM, near District Twelve

Mad respect. What you know bout this here swag,son?

Effie Trinket and Finnick Odair LIKE this.

Peeta Mellark,2:54 AM,near District Twelve

I-I don't understand...

Katniss Everdeen, Greasy Sae, Gale and Gale Hawthorne LIKE this.

Clove Call Me Beatiful,3:02 AM,near District A

That's cause you ain't crispy like the rest of dis here crew I'm reppin'.

Cato Swagmaster,Marvel McAwesome,Glimmer So Dope, Effie Trinket,Echo Maximum Foxface Roland,Thresh Tear It Up, Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, Primrose Everdeen, Rory Too Smoov Hawthorne, and Rue The One And Only LIKE this.

Johanna Mason, 3:09 AM, near District Seven

Dopest Swaggies In All The Districts,y'all.

Didn't see that coming,did you? People really have names like that on Facebook...smh,smh. xD.

-ninja