Disclaimer: I don't not own the characters, though I seriously wish I did.
Dear Mortals,
Listen up, punks. I've been reading some of your stories and I need to say that some of the junk you're posting is just wrong.
As the demigods most of you are writing about are about my cupcakes, I feel that I need to make the message clear that if you post anything else like that I will- [ERROR, ERROR, SORRY, THESE WORDS HAVE BEEN DELETED DUE TO VIOLENT LANGUAGE]
So watch out.
Not-so-sincerely,
Coach Hedge
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