WTF is this?! Another lemon written by me?! Yep, It is! This idea just popped up into my head one day while I was playing Super Mario 3D World at some friends slumber party. I was supposed to write this piece of shit some time ago but I was just too damn lazy! Well, anyway enjoy this lemon you perverts and remember if you're under the age of 16 please don't read (which I know you're still gonna do it anyway :P).
Disclaimer: Characters are owned by Nintendo. I own the plot in this story.
Sleepover Spies
By: 1KamZ
It was a cool night in Mushroom Kingdom, 7:15 p.m. to be exact. A slumber party was held in Peach's Castle, an event that only the girls of Mushroom Kingdom and other residences can attend to. This was planned a week ago by Princess Peach and Princess Daisy, hoping that this can be a perfect night to get to know the other girls in the kingdom. Only 8 girls attended and this slumber party already looks exciting. Inside, Birdo and Toadette was busy eating some popcorn while watching Peach and Rosalina play Super Mario 3D World as themselves, Candy Kong was focused on painting her fingernails, Mona was listening to her I-Pod, and Pauline was occupied on a nearby computer. Daisy, on the other hand, had to use the restroom. While this successful event continues in the castle, it looks as though 7 uninvited guests were diligently peeking through a window, unseen by the girls inside.
"Man, I can't believe that Peach has a slumber party and she wouldn't invite us," Mario spoke, peeping through the window and eyeing down the girls inside.
"It's probably because we're guys, duh," Wario replied, peeping inside as well.
"Well, what should we do besides looking all night through this window?," Yoshi asked.
"Go in there!," Waluigi cried, everyone except Luigi nodding to his answer.
"Why," he questioned. "Wouldn't it be rude to do such a thing like that?"
They all glared at Luigi, causing him to smile timidly. "Or maybe going in there can be a better idea."
"Maybe he's right, everyone," Mario interjected. "As men, we shouldn't do something so wrong and just enter a place where we are not welcome. Maybe we should just-," he stopped in his sentence after taking another look inside and noticed that Peach was heading upstairs.
"Where are you going, Peach? We still to finish our game," Rosalina said to her, stopping her in her tracks.
"I'm just going upstairs in my room to change. I'll be right back," she replied with a small smile.
"Oh, okay great, I'll just let Toadette play with me until you get back."
"Okay," Peach finally replied before heading upstairs.
"Where you going, Mario?," Luigi asked, seeing his brother climb up a tree that was located behind everyone.
"Gonna check to see what Peach is up to. Later."
He continues to climb, leaving everyone while they continue their peeping. After several seconds of climbing, he finally stops at the window of Peach's room, clearly witnessing the activities happening inside. His jaw dropped when he found Peach half-naked in the room, only dressed in her white colored bra and white frilly panties, visible to his view. This plumber couldn't believe how beautiful and angelic her body was. Wanting to catch a closer view, he leaps from the tree and luckily hangs on the outer windowsill, unnoticed by her. Catching a good glimpse inside, his eyes grew huge when he realized his princess removing her bra and revealing her unbelievable breasts.
"Mama mia…," the astonished plumber muttered to himself. Suddenly, he noticed that Peach was somehow in a disappointed state. He kept his undivided attention to her.
"Oh, Mario, why do you always refuse me whenever I want to make love at night?," Peach asked herself in a gloomy tone. "Do you still love me?"
After her final cries, she slowly begins to manually massage and caress her left breast. "How come nowadays you stop giving me compliments, like telling me that I smell good or say that I'm pretty once in a while?," she whispered, now pinching the now erect nipple from her firm left breast. "You don't do those things anymore."
Mario did realize that she had a point there as he would always ignore his princess most of the time just to spend his time hanging out with his brother, playing sports, or busy eating spaghetti. "Huh?," he gasped to notice that now Peach is using her free hand to finger herself. He could hear her soft moans of pleasure as she continues her manual satisfaction. Mario nearly lost it, wanting to just jump inside her room and plow his princess right there on the spot but his dirty thoughts was interrupted when they both heard a knock on the door, quickly stopping Peach from her actions.
"Peach, where are you?," Rosalina's voice was heard behind the closed door. "Don't you wanna finish the game?"
"I thought Toadette was playing with you."
"Yeah, but she sucks at the game."
"Okay, I'll be there in a minute."
Peach quickly dresses herself in a light pink vest and pink heart designed pajama pants. After she finished dressing, she noticed that her window was wide open.
Mario noticed peach looking over to his direction, coming towards the window and swiftly drops his head from her view. Peach slams down her window and exits her room, unaware that she closed the window on Mario's gloved hands.
"YEEEEOOOOWW!," he screams in pain, releasing his hands from the grasp, only to realize he wasn't holding onto anything. "Oh, no."
Back down below while everyone was still pressing their faces in the window, Toad could somehow hear something or basically someone falling from above him.
"Do you guys hear something? It sounds like someone's falling."
Waluigi looked up, noticing that it was Mario ready to plummet unto everyone below. "Oh, boy."
Mario dropped heavily on everyone, creating a loud thud audible enough to be heard by the girls inside.
"What the hell was that!?," Candy Kong shrieked, startled by the sudden sound.
"I think it came from outside," Rosalina spoke, going towards the same closed window that the guys were peeping through. After opening the window and searching outside, realizing that there was nothing in sight, Rosalina decides to close back the window and re-join the girls. "I guess we must be hearing things," she said with a confused expression. "There wasn't anything out there."
"Oh, well," Toadette shrugged.
Peach finally arrived back downstairs, drying her hands with a towel. "Alright, I'm back, Rosalina. Let's finish this game," she said happily.
"Okay Peach and what's up with the towel?," Rosalina inquired. "Did you went in the bathroom to wash your hands or something?"
The blonde princess giggled nervously. "Yeah, I did something earlier and got my hands dirty."
Rosalina shrugged as Peach joined her on their game.
Appearing out of a bush, all of the guys rubbed their heads in serious pain from Mario's unexpected drop.
"Ow, Mario!," Wario cried. "How the hell did you fall from that tree?"
"For the last time, I'm sorry!," Mario exclaimed.
"What are these girls doing now?," Donkey Kong asked while rubbing his head.
Yoshi pressed his face to the window and groaned in disgust. "Girly stuff," he replied.
"That's it?!," Waluigi questioned, also pressing his face onto the window.
Everyone goes back peeping through and was disappointed at the boring activities that's going on in the castle.
"Well, I'm outta here," Waluigi spoke, about to take his leave.
"Yeah, me too," DK added. "Candy is basically doing the same things she does at home, stare at herself in the mirror and put on makeup. " I'm going home."
While Waluigi, DK, and everyone else except Mario and Luigi left the area, the Mario Bros. suddenly heard something that really caught their attention.
"So Peach, you've been Mario's girlfriend for years. What's it like? How does he treat you in bed?," Rosalina asked her, smiling mischievously.
Peach was surprised from her unexpected question and tried her best to answer. "He's good…," she replied faintly.
"Really? How good is he? Is he THAT good," she asked, wanting to know more.
"Well, let's just say that some things should be kept as a secret," Peach replied, slightly embarrassed that she has nothing to talk about.
Rosalina giggled sweetly. Okay, Peach I understand," she spoke. "Anyone else?"
"Everyone come quick! Now they're talking about us!," Luigi called out.
In a split second, the guys rushed back and everyone went back to press their faces on the window.
"This better be good," Waluigi said, peeking inside.
"OMG I love my Donkey Kong when he comes home from his adventures and pleases the hell out of me! I remember that one night I was in serious heat and I begged him to rape me," Candy Kong said, catching everyone's attention.
"And how was it?," Toadette desperately asked.
"He made me have three orgasms in one night."
"Wow…," all of the girls said in astonishment.
"Damn, DK you're an animal," Wario commented to the brown ape.
"Heh, heh, looks like I still got it," DK remarked confidently.
"Shut up, everyone, they're still talking," Waluigi hushed them.
"Toad is such a gentleman. He writes me poems, open doors for me, and he even brings me flowers. I'm so glad that he's mine forever," Toadette said to everyone with a smile.
The girls awed to Toadette's comment while the guys outside groaned in disgust, not wanting to hear that boring mushy story.
"How about you, Mona? How's your hubby, Wario, is he good as well?," Peach asked.
"Well…," Mona tried to speak. "I just don't wanna talk about it."
"C'mon, Mona we're all girls here. Whatever you have to tell us about Wario we all can understand," Peach reassured her. "At least tell us what size he is. With all that weight, he's gotta be as big as we expected it to be."
"That's the problem, he's not big at all. He small, I mean VERY small. Sometimes when I want to have oral sex with him I can't because I can't find the damn thing. Do you know how it feels when you stick your pinky finger inside of you, yeah that's the same feeling I get when we have sex. Sometimes I fake the sounds of moaning just to make him feel like he's pleasuring me. He needs to grow that thing!"
The girls paused at Mona's reply, surprised and amazed.
The guys outside burst out in laughter. They couldn't believe that all that talk Wario had, saying that he's bigger than everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom, his girlfriend exposed him for the pathetic joke he really is.
"Don't believe her! She's lying!, Wario exclaimed, trying to hide back tears ready to fall from his eyes.
"Wow, Wario I don't think she's lying about a single word. Those things sound so damn true!," Waluigi cried, trying to control his never-ending laughter. "Oh, my ribs!"
Already in humiliation, Wario goes back to paying his attention to the girls inside.
"Yoshi's good and all but there are sometimes that a girl loves it when a man lasts longer in bed, y'know," Birdo said in a disappointed tone in voice.
"Well, how long does he last in bed?," Toadette wondered. "10 minutes?"
"10 seconds."
Everyone stared at Yoshi, surprisingly.
"Yes it's true," he confessed.
"Man, you guys are pathetic," Waluigi said, shaking his head in displeasure.
"Well, Rosalina, I've noticed you've asked all of us here about our sex life. Maybe you should start talking with Waluigi and get to know him," Peach said to her.
"No," she replied with a straight face.
"Peach stared at her from her fast remark. "No?"
"Yes, no."
"You sure?"
"Yes."
Everyone crossed their arms and glared at Waluigi.
"Okay I'll be quiet now," he said in defeat.
"Okay Pauline you're the last here, tell us about your love life... well if you have a love life," Peach slightly teased her.
"Nah, I don't need a man in my life at the moment. I'll find him when the time is right."
"Like that'll ever happen anytime soon," Birdo whispered to Peach, causing her to laugh silently.
"What the hell is so funny over there, Peach? Did someone give you a joke?," Pauline asked harshly.
"What's your problem, Pauline," Peach responded defensively.
"Oh, nothing. I'm still trying to find out what Mario sees in you."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Just look at you. Sorry, but Mario's gonna regret sooner or later for leaving me and going to you," Pauline snorted.
Enraged by her last remark, Peach aggressively slapped Pauline's face, sending it in an opposite direction. She felt her face in complete shock from Peach's assault and glared heavily at the princess.
"You bitch!"
Before Pauline could react, Rosalina jumped in, preventing the two from starting a catfight. "Stop it, girls!," she yelled. "What kind of slumber party is this with all of the unnecessary violence!"
The two suddenly calmed down, only giving each other rude glares.
"Damn, Mario your girlfriend's very bold for what she did to Pauline," Wario commented.
"Yeah, well, she had it coming," Mario replied.
"Look!," Toad interrupted, pointing at the window.
"Are they going to?…," Luigi asked faintly.
"Yes they are…," Yoshi added.
They were all taken aback catching the sight of all of the girls, except Peach, Pauline and Toadette, undressing their shirts and removing their bras, exposing their breasts. They had no earthly clue what was going to happen next.
"Okay guys that's enough. Maybe it's time to go now," Luigi said.
"Why?," DK asked a bit annoyed that Luigi is being a loser tonight.
"It's just not right!"
"Shut up will ya!," Waluigi barked.
"C'mon, Pauline and Peach show us how big you are up there," Mona said to them, her C-cup sized breasts exposed to their view.
Peach scoffed, not wanting to take a look at the brunette or anyone else at the party.
"Would you two stop this crap and make up already. There was no absolute reason for you to start fighting anyway!," Rosalina cried, slightly upset.
"Calm down, Rosalina. Peach is just afraid that her breasts will not be as big as mines," Pauline taunted, now removing her red shirt, exposing her firm D-cup sized breasts.
"Oh, yeah?," Peach replies, quickly removing her pink vest and bra, now showing off her mounds as well. For some reason they looked as though they had the same sized breasts.
"Mine's bigger than your's," she teased, causing Peach to growl like a wild cat.
"Where's Daisy," Birdo asked in wonder.
"She's in the bathroom but she's been in there for a very long time," Toadette replied.
"Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna go check on her," Birdo said, leaving the area.
Heading upstairs and stopping in front of the closed door of the bathroom, Birdo gently knocks several times, trying to get Daisy's attention. "Girl, what're you doing in there that's making you take so damn long?," she asks hoping to get a good answer.
"I'm busy fixing my hair," Daisy replied. "I'll be out soon."
"Oh, okay well, hurry up the slumber party is not fun without you."
Birdo re-entered downstairs, seeing Rosalina still tying to stop the girls from their constant bickering.
"Okay girls, stop this useless fighting right now! Rosalina cried in frustration, trying to part the topless girls from starting another rumble in the castle.
"Not until that skank apologizes to me!," Peach snapped.
"It takes one to know one," Pauline mocked.
"OOH!"
"Mario, go in there and stop your girlfriend from fighting your ex-girlfriend!," Yoshi cried.
"Hell no! This is better than cable!," Mario replied, staring deep inside the castle.
"I know, watching two hot girls fight with their boobs out is way better than swinging on vines," DK added.
After several minutes of loud arguing, it looks as though the two girls have settled down and calmed themselves.
"Now, are you two girls finished with this senseless fight?," Rosalina calmly asked them.
"Yeah, sure…," Pauline was the first to answer, turning her back to everyone with her arms crossed.
"Peach…," Rosalina said to her, hoping for an answer similar to Pauline's.
Peach had her back turned as well, not wanting to answer the star princess but she knew the more she acted this way might cause Pauline to tease her again so she surrendered. "Okay, I'll stop."
Peach's final answer caused Rosalina and the other girls to smile with glee.
"Yay! Everyone's friends again!," Toadette cheered happily.
"Not yet," Rosalina jumped in. "They gotta hug on it first."
"Really?," Peach mumbled to herself.
"So girls, aren't you going to hug out your hatred for each other so this slumber party can get back to normal?," Rosalina asked calmly.
They turned to each other, staring blankly in each other's eyes, waiting for either one of them to make the first step. It was Peach who made the first attempt, walking slowly to the brunette. Pauline took notice and proceeded as well. Seconds later the two girls closed in for one warm and forgiving hug as the other girls clapped and cheered in the background. Strangely, Peach felt a pillow hit her backside as some feathers flew out.
"Pillow fight!," Toadette yelled, hitting Peach again with her pillow.
This turned out into an all night war of pillow fighting, all girls completely topless and only dressed in their pajama pants while knocking each other with pillows, causing feathers to fly all over the place.
"Now that's something that we came to see!," Wario exclaimed, pressing his face more into the glass window.
"I'm going in there," Waluigi said, about to open the window but was stopped by Mario.
"Are you crazy?!," Mario asked scoldly. "As much as we all want to just go in there and join those girls, we shouldn't be rude and just jump into a place where we're not wanted."
"Eh, whatever," Waluigi shrugged, going back to look inside with the rest of the guys.
Entertained with what's going on inside the castle, Luigi did notice that Daisy was still nowhere to be found. "Where's Daisy?," he asked everyone.
"I heard Toadette say that she's upstairs in the bathroom," Yoshi replied.
"Still? What could she be doing so long in there?"
"Hey, loverboy. Climb up that tree to the bathroom window to find out yourself," Waluigi answered, stil peeping inside.
His suggestion gave Luigi a good idea as he climbed up the same tree behind them to see what Daisy is doing, leaving everyone to continue the peeping activities.
EOC
Sorry to disappoint you guys that were expecting some lemony goodness but you'll find stuff like that in the later chapters. So what do you think will happen next? Find out in chapter 2. Reviews will also be appreciated.