This entire work is fictional. Thank god.
It was a wild night, to put it in a few words.
Natalie and Alina, our two dumb… not heroes? Traveling gypsies? Nobody really knows. Well, they decided to throw a slumber party, for Alina was turning a big ol' 19 years of age. But it sure didn't mean she was getting any big ol' knockers of course. A beautiful strawberry cake was set up in the middle of their living room. There was to be no touching of said cake until after dinner. Right after the super sexy pillow fight which no one won, Eusine and Morty (apartment living in Ecruteak is hard for them. It's like Maison Ikkoku except smaller and there's no love flowing) blew in through the window, and they brought "special treats" for the party. Big, moist, black… brownies. There was a good chance there was a "special ingredient", but Morty's cooking is godly so no one could resist temptation.
Alina thought she saw Natalie stripping down in the corner, so she started freaking out and hid in her sleeping bag. Blue, who was also somehow at the party, joined in too. Nobody knows how he got invited but then again who would question Gary Motherfucking Oak? The sleeping bag started rolling around and jumping wildly… an interesting picture. Eventually (meaning half an hour later), Alina popped out with Blue because she was getting claustrophobic inside. Maybe it was because he's too chubby. Then Natalie hopped in for safety from creepers, and Eusine started to get sleepy and remarked "Oh fuck it, I'm done" and joined in the sleeping bag. He was all up for it though. He stuck his hand out and grabbed some whipped cream from Morty, who was also using it for "special things". Falkner flew in during all of these events, probably just as messed up as everyone else. He grabbed some of Morty's "goodies" and started eating some homemade weed brownies, and by some I mean all of them because he's a big fat emo fuck. Then he slithered on top and started having fun, 'cause the beat was sick, and Morty wanted Falkner to take a ride on his disco stick. Suddenly, the lights went dim… then a spotlight shone over the birthday cake. In the background, Tim Wilson's "Booty Man" started playing, and out of the cake popped out a Blue look-alike in a sexy
fireman outfit.
"Hey ladies~" the rentable sex machine cooed, "I heard there was a fire and it's getting pretty hot in here."
As the music continued playing, images of shaking butt cheeks flashed against Alina's corneas. Her virgin eyes could not contain themselves. Blue wasn't too impressed, though.
"Hey! I am *hic* ten times sexier than that poser!" he cried. A drunken rage enveloped him and the two were fist fighting. The true Blue won, and the imitator was thrown out the window into the garbage container.
Blue and Alina started making out in a corner away from civilization, because seeing two Garys (Garies? Gari?) was apparently enough stimulation to get jiggy with it. Eventually Natalie and Eusine came out of the sleeping bag, and Alina was too afraid to sleep in it afterwards because some leftover whipped cream was still attached. Her own sleeping bag, contaminated by unmentionable acts of indecency. It wasn't a cheap one either. Morty grabbed Eusine out of nowhere and started doing the buttsecks (God Morty make up your mind). Crash! The sound of glass echoed throughout as Ash and Brock broke through like a married couple, arms entwined. They came to make gay love on the Tempur-Pedic bed, which also adjustable for many positions. Everyone eventually ended up, as the night ended, naked and in a giant orgy, then to sleeping soundly with their partners.
The next morning, the Pidgey wouldn't shut up, so Blue grabbed his shotgun from some secret black hole and shots echoed out.
"Don't mess with the mother fucking Oak!"
This woke up everyone, and Eusine was questioning why he had whipped cream on his dick. Natalie was questioning why her mouth tasted like whipped cream and dick. Put two and two together and Natalie ran to the shower so she could cry away her disgust over her most hated rival's unrequited fellatio. Apparently Morty and Falkner made a low-budget porno together, and it's circulating the internet right now as we speak. Ash and Brock were taking care of their morning wood together. Alina was chained up naked hanging from the ceiling with no evidence as to how she ended up like that. Then Suicune jumped in the house and Eusine started chasing after it. Natalie got angry and started chasing them both. Morty began to light up a joint, but it slipped out of his hands and onto the ground, setting the apartment complex on fire. This complex also happened to be right next to the ancient Brass Tower. All of the freaks were left homeless, possibly criminals, and searching for a new home in the end.
The End.