My 2 friends and I were bored and so we made up this story. What I wrote is in regular. My friend, Raiko, is in bold. And last, but not least, my friend, Miyaki, is italics. Enjoy the story!
Yamamoto was sick and tired of all this. The bickering in the divisions would have to stop; he had to punish them to keep them straight.
Again and again, there were explosions coming out of the 12th division and screaming coming out of the 11th because of two certain captains.
The fukutaichou of the 8th division complained and complained about all the work piled on top of her because her captain was so damn lazy. As a result, she complains to the 13th division and the captains would always end up in a scolding argument.
The 10th division captain was always glaring, but he always somehow managed to save his worst for the 3rd division.
The 6th and 2nd captains were always arguing about whose fukutaichou was worse and the heated arguments turns into heated, and occasionally bloody, battles.
The 9th and 7th division fukutaichous always complained to each other that their captains were to…BORING!
So this is what Yamamoto decided to do. Punishment.
During a captain's meeting, Yamamoto decided to put his plan into action. (Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha) Of course, the captains were arguing over stupid things.
"ENOUGH!" shouted Yamamoto, not very loudly but powerfully.
The room became deathly silent and all eyes were on the soutaichou.
"What is it, Yamamoto-soutaichou-dono?" asked Soi Fong.
The rest of the divisions glared at one another, but kept their strict attention on Yamamoto.
"Before I begin, Unohana-taichou and Aizen-taichou may leave," Yamamoto began. "As for the rest of you…
"Why do you all insist on bickering like children?! You're all captains! If you keep on arguing about your positions then you are going to feel what it is like to be in each other's shoes.
"Soi Fong and Kuchiki Byakuya are going to switch divisions. Ichimaru Gin with Hitsugaya Toushirou, Komamura Sajin with Tousen Kaname, Kyouraku Shuusui with Ukitake Jyuushirou, and Zaraki Kenpachi with Kurotsuchi Mayuri. You are going to switch till the end of the week…unless you still continue to argue." (A/N: Wow, he's so angry that he is using their full names. o.0)
Many jaws dropped to the floor, and Kurotsuchi's literally did drop to the floor.
Hitsugaya looked at Yamamoto in awe and complained, "Yamamoto-soutaichou-dono, don't let that smiling pedophile run my division! It's already a wreck and the work ALREADY isn't getting done…think about all this logically!"
Everyone shivered as the temperature seemed to drop down a few degrees. Ichimaru's smile merely widened.
Zaraki growled, No way in hell am I gonna run a division filled with booky-readin' computery weaklings who can barely hold a sword up straight!"
Kurotsuchi, after reattaching his jaw, had a similar reaction. "Why must I be the one to lead a lot of dimwitted brutes?!"
"Yama-jii! You can't be serious!" whined Kyouraku. "I can't live without my precious, lovely, kawaii Nanao-chan! I'll actually have to do the paperwork too! Think about all the girls who will hae to wait for me to compliment them."
"You mean 'flirt' right, Shuusui?" corrected Ukitake
Byakuya glared against Soi Fong's glares. "You better set my fukutaichou straight," he hissed before leaving.
"Feelings mutual," Soi Fong hissed back, leaving towards her new division.
Yamamoto smiled as they left. "See? How come you children can't behave like they can?"
The captains all stared at one another then went to their new divisions. That started DAY 1 of their "punishment."
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My friend Raiko also has written some stories. You can check it out later. Her username is MiyuWong (all one word). Please R&R this story. Thx.
To be continued…