Disclaimer: Rooster Teeth Own RvB not me.
Red Vs Blue Q& A
What You Wanted To Ask The Boys And Girls At Blood Gulch But Couldn't
From Natas
Caboose
-Why Are You So Stupid?
Tucker
-Have You Secretly Wanted To Kill Caboose?
Sarge
-Why Do You Never Kill Grif Even Though You Have Many Chances?
Tex
-Why Are You Obsessed With Killing The Blues And Not The Reds?
Grif
-I Like Oreos Too!
Dear Natas
From Caboose
What! I am not stupid. Tucker is stupid! Are you Tucker?
From Tucker
Wtf Caboose! If it was me asking these questions then why would I ask myself a question? Oh and Natas, No. I have never secretly wanted to kill caboose. If I did that then who would kill church?
From Sarge
I am disturbed by your answer. I want to kill Grif but he somehow evades death. Like that time I tried to induce superpowers in him. All he got was a lemony scent. And Now my shotguns out of ammo. Just to reload my shotgun, I'm going to use Grif pellets from now on.
From Tex
The Blues don't pay well enough. Donut pays me weekly installments to stay away from the Reds. And so does Grif. Simmons too. At the moment the only things that are keeping me from killing the Blues is trying to find Church's safe.
From Grif
I was Blackmailed For This! Please tell me this is the last time someone with an IQ lower than Caboose's wants to talk to me.
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