A.N. Ok, so I just wrote this and I'm a little drunk but this was just a little idea I had awhile ago and finally got around to writing. I like the results so far, I hope you do you! Reviewers get lots of cake and sugar and steak and all that good shit. :D Um, don't own Naruto, only going to say this one and never again because this is in fact a fanfiction site and it's not really expected that you own what you're writing about. There is sure to be a lot of kinky stuff that comes from the dark perverted vaults of my brain, so I'm sure a lot of you will enjoy this. More chapters soon!!

Chapter 1

Naruto and Sasuke were in danger of falling into a routine.

In the morning they would wake up, train, have sex, eat and have more sex. Then they would go on a mission, have sex, report the mission, have sex, eat, have sex and go to bed.

Now this was all fine and dandy, but Sasuke simply didn't have the stamina that Naruto did and often didn't have enough energy to fully satisfy the hyper active blonde. Plus no ninja wanted to fall into a routine, it make it easier to set traps. And, though neither wanted to admit it, the sex had started to become boring. Sure it was still comforting, it said how they were still there for each other, but it had lost all of the burning passion and held in desire they had had in the beginning of their relationship.

They had been going out for a year and a half now, after Sasuke killed Orochimaru and decided to come back to Konoha. He had been placed under careful surveillance and eventually allowed back on team Kakashi when he had proven his loyalty. Then Naruto and Sasuke had finally noticed they were head over heels in love with each other and wanted to fuck more than anything in the world. Now that had been an interesting time in their lives. The nights were hot, they were hotter and the air of secrecy just managed to steam things up even more. But that didn't last long, at least the secrecy thing, if there's one thing Naruto's not good at it's keeping a secret. Oh he tried of course, but he's kind of oblivious and apparently it was obvious that they were together. For a long while they went on missions that were now ever so much better. They got beaten up by Sakura a few times for being too loud and disturbing her 'beauty sleep' once or twice, but eventually Sasuke learned a silencing jutsu to keep the moans at bay. They were both worried that Kakashi had enjoyed the earlier missions just a little too much.

Naruto moved into the Uchiha estates and the relationship got real. They started trying to understand and know one another, which further strengthened their love. Then there was more than friendship and lust that bonded them together.

When they learned about each other they stopped fighting, they were nothing but endless happiness and acceptance, sheltering each other from the world. They Kakashi told them they had to kick off the stilettos and become real men again, because they were starting to become weak. Yeah. That pissed them off a lot. So they learned, and spent many days learning how to hold in feelings, once again become a cold killing machine, and still love each other. Needless to say, this caused much more good sex.

But now, months after mastering the line between professional and private lives, it was dull. There was no other word for it. So they had to think of something.

Naruto laid in the grass his head resting on Sasuke's lap as they gazed out at the lake by their house. Sasuke absentmindedly stroked his spiky blonde hair as he thought, trying to tell himself how lucky he was to even been loved, and how he shouldn't take it for granted.

"I got it!" Naruto said suddenly sitting upright, looking quite pleased with himself and almost throwing Sasuke off balance, "We should roleplay!"

"Ha." Sasuke said, unsmiling. "Lemme just go get my school girl uniform on."

"Aww, you're no fun! It's not all school girls and French maids you know.

Sasuke looked at him, "Hello, my name is Uchiha Sasuke, I'm not sure we've met, cause otherwise you would know there's no way in hell."

"Well, they're no need to be so sarcastic prissy boy, besides, it's not like you have any better ideas." Naruto stuck out his tongue, Sasuke playfully bit the tip of his tongue and pulled him into a kiss, nibbling on his bottom lip.

He pulled away but stayed close to Naruto's face. "What did you do all those years I was gone? I remember saying you tried everything to stop thinking about me…" He smirked.

Naruto blushed, "Um… Well have you ever heard of the stranger? You know you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then…have at it?"

Sasuke smiled and nodded.

Naruto's blush deepened and he looked away, "It was sort of like that I guess. I umm, well, you see, sometimes I would just miss you so much, and well I has younger and, um, I had no one to date and such so….Iwouldfuckmyclone."

"What's that Naru-kun?" Sasuke teased, tilting his head back up to look at him, "I'm afraid I didn't quite catch that last part."

Naruto glared up at his boyfriend's face, "Bastard. I said I would, well I would fuck my clone."

"Why don't we do that."

"Do what?" Naruto sweat dropped.

"I think it's about time we played around with some toys in the bedroom." Sasuke winked.

"Oh I see Sasuke, you want me to make a clone and change it into you so you can fuck it. 'The only one good enough to fuck Uchiha Sasuke is Uchiha Sasuke.'" Naruto teased, adjusting himself on Sasuke's lap. "You could have told me sooner that you're just in love with yourself and I was a petty distraction from that fact that you couldn't be with your true love! Oh my!" he pretended to faint, then peaked out of one eye to see the Uchiha's expression.

It was the same emotionless mask he always wore, "Yep. That's pretty much it, I was just using you to get to me, all those times we had sex I was really thinking about myself."

"Well, that explains why you call out your own name." Naruto was rewarded with a smack to the head and a muttered insult.

"But seriously, stupid, we should use one of your clones next time. It could be fun." Sasuke had to admit, he did quite enjoy the idea of two Narutos. "But first I think you'll have to demonstrate how you used to do it. For a… scientific purpose only of course."

"Scientific my ass!" Naruto muttered under his breath. He didn't know if he could go through with that, it would be rather embarrassing, as if Sasuke didn't already know enough embarrassing things about him. Like the fact that he'd never kissed a girl before. Not that that mattered anymore, Sasuke would probably kill anyone else who kissed him now. Hell, he almost killed Gaara, Shikamaru and Neji when he found out Naruto had dated all three of them. He was fine now that Shikamaru had a weird love square with Ino, Temari and Kiba and Gaara and Neji were dating. Still, for awhile Naruto really feared he would have any friends at all because of the pale skinned jealousy monster. Naruto thought about his clones Well I suppose that he isn't going to tell anyone, and I guess it could be kind of kinky. Plus clones can be hella sexy sometimes. Wait, that's kind of weird. Hmmm, yeah I guess I'm just that sexy, whateves. "Ok." He finally said, "But you'll owe me."

Sasuke smirked in victory, amused by his little Naruto-kun and his predictability. Perhaps this is just what we need to rekindle the passion. Ok, too gay. Geese Sasuke, I knew that eyeliner would just make it worse. Next thing you know I will have a little dog and run around in a Hard Gay costume. He imagined it. Hmmm, not really my thing, but maybe after this we could try some roleplay. He drooled at the mental image of Naruto in a sexy nurse costume. Yeah, that one wouldn't be so bad.

"Sasuke! Sasuke! Your 'I'm thinking really horney things about Naruto' face is on, are you alright? Am I gonna have to give you mouth to cock?" Naruto started to lean towards his pants when Sasuke snapped out of it.

"How about you save it for the clone loser." He stood all the way up pushing Naruto off is lap and turning around without waiting for him. "I think we should go play with our new toy."

Naruto grinned deviously and followed him into the Uchiha Mansion.