Quote Number One.

I have serious writer's block, so these might help get that out of my system.

More to come, I'll probably end up doing the whole list. (:

"Bella!" Alice sang throughout the Cullen household.

"Yes?" I asked cautiously.

"Guess what?" she gushed, grinning.

"What?"

"We're going shopping!"

"Alice, by 'we', you better mean you and Rosalie, because I refuse to go on yet another shopping trip. How much more is there left to buy? You've already bought the entire mall."

She rolled her eyes. "Don't be silly, Bella. There are plenty of other malls to buy out."

"Alice," I said sternly, exasperated. "No."

Just as I was preparing to walk away, Edward walked back into the room after retrieving his Volvo from my house—he had run us over here as an attempt to save time, but then decided that we would need the car. For what, I wouldn't be able to tell you.

"Actually, I'm stealing Bella away tonight," he informed her curtly.

She groaned. "Edward, you always get her! Stop being such a greedy bastard."

He glared at her. "I'm really don't think I am, considering you force her into shopping, which she clearly doesn't enjoy." Oh, the logic. "I'm sure she'd rather spend the night with me." He winked at me.

"It's true!" I chimed in.

Alice's hand shooed my comment away. "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."

"Why don't you just tell me who wins?"

"I do. Excellent."

My jaw dropped. "Edward, you can't just let her do this! She...she could be lying!" I exclaimed.

He shook his head with mock grief. "I saw the vision in her thoughts. It looks like I'll have to kidnap you some other time."

Alice took my hand and began to drag me out the door.

"Edward! NO!" I shouted melodramatically, reaching towards him.

"I'm so sorry! She…she chose rock…" he said softly, playing along. Though, there was more sincerity to my charade, I was sure.

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