By Humongo Bob the girl
A/n: all right, I know I'm supposed to be writing 'Humongo Bob and the UOIAB' but this story idea was just so good! I'll finish it sooner or later, don't worry!
Disclaimer: I own Kaurence and Crisanta. And me, Humongo Bob. Everyone else belongs to my hero.
a tall, somewhat evil looking girl with lots of silver makeup---eye-shadow, lip-liner, mascara, and so on---walked through the grandly carved doors of the Great Hall just as a first year named Chrisanta Emmeelwich was sorted. This girl walked, stately, toward the high table, taking in each table in turn. She raised her thin eyebrows at a Hufflepuff sixth year boy who stared at her, her eyes roving around the Great Hall. She half-smiled at a nice looking Ravenclaw third year girl before moving on to the Slytherins. Kaurence Laytochip, as that was her name, smiled beautifully at Malfoy, who was giving her an awed look. She tossed her hair and turned to the Gryffindors. Ron was staring at her open mouthed, while Neville kept poking the table with his fork, missing his plate. She giggled, taking in this silly scene, then stopped abruptly as she saw... was it really him? Harry Potter. Kaurence blinked, brushed her hair out of her eyes, and shook her head before turning back to Harry. He grinned at her, welcoming, and she stared, before abruptly jumping and picking up her robes, running to the Head Table before she lost her senses.
dumbledore smiled kindly at her, as did the rest of the Professors.
'they all seem to like her a lot…' said Ron in an undertone to Harry, adding a small whisper to a sea of comments that washed over the Great Hall. 'Yeah,' said Harry, 'even… BLIMEY! Even Snape!'
for it was true, Snape seemed to have taken a liking to this girl, clad in Black Hogwarts Robes.
ron suddenly noticed something else about her… her cloak was changing colors, going from red to blue, slowly residing from blue to silver, sliding effortlessly into green. Before he could tell Harry, however, this strange girl gave Ron a smile and held her finger to her lips, saying, 'Shhh!' without making a sound. Ron merely gaped, grinning rather stupidly at her.
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the Hat was on. Kaurence merely swished away all other houses, insisting to the Sorting Hat that she must be in Gryffindor. The Hat believed her to be right, as it agreed and sang out 'GRYFFINDOR!' for the whole school to hear.
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end part one
be back with more soon!