Countdown to Extinction
By Shadowgate
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Rigby woke up late but it was okay because it was his day off.
Mordecai was playing video games. Rigby stepped outside because there was a huge thunderstorm and helped himself to a "shower."
When he got in and dried off with a towel he yelled for Mordecai and Mordecai responded that he was in the living room.
Rigby went into the living room and asked Mordecai if he still believed he saw a UFO two nights ago. Mordecai replied "DAMN STRAIGHT!"
Rigby gave him a look of irritation and then said "hey I got a letter from my friend Gumball."
Mordecai asked "how is it that you're over 21 but you're friends with that cat?"
Rigby answered "he's a cool cat."
Mordecai said "well okay."
All of the sudden there was pounding on the door. Skips was screaming and pounding on the door.
Rigby said "Goddamn it" and then opened the door. Skips said "Benson is calling a mandatory emergency meeting for all employees."
Rigby said "it's my day off."
Skips replied "well so what! Be glad the meeting is being held now and wasn't called at 5AM."
Mordecai said "damn right because 5AM meetings don't happen."
Rigby said "well I hope this one happens quickly and ends quickly."
After everyone showed up for the meeting in the park Benson got started.
"Alright everyone I know that over the past several weeks there have been reports of UFO sightings."
Rigby stood up and said "alright now this has gone far enough. Mordecai you and Benson are clearly in league because you all want to play a prank on me. Goddamn it!"
Benson yelled "NO RIGBY THIS ISN'T A JOKE NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN OR YOU'RE FIRED!"
After that Benson talked about the secret arsenal the park had.
TO BE CONTINUED