DSSP: Dangerously Stupid Song Parodies Chapter 1: Snape Won't Be Loved, a harry potter fanfic

Ehem, ehem.

Some nights ago, I felt terribly inspired.

Yeah, terribly.

And at the same time I was reading The Prince's Tale (for the 45th time.)

And I thought - hey, why not make a song parody out of this?

I remembered Mugglenet's section for Song Parodies, and after a while later, I was scribbling in my Edwardlicious Copybook.

(Yes, it has a name, so what!)

So here are two short Song Parodies I wrote

Stupid, but I had to write something!

Snape Won't Be Loved

(Original song: She Will Be Loved, by Maroon 5)

Potions teacher with a large and long nose,
had some trouble with his past.
He loved a girl who's now underground, dead,
it was all for his mistake:

He'd beg for hours and hours
and sleep on Gryffindor's door..
He thought the Dark Side was right, but somehow,
he was wrong...

He didn't mind spending every day
Watching for Harry only for her sake
Dream with the girl of the big, green eyes
Regret the 'Mudblood' word for all his life,
Now Snape won't be loved
Now Snape won't be loved

A silver doe that runs among the trees
Time will never melt what he feels..
They both knew how he despised all Muggle-borns,
Well now he doesn't anymore.

It was her who changed his life
and now he won't forget what they had.
His heart still beats for her, and he's flooded
With hopes that she'll come back...

Now slowly he dies,
With Harry at his side,
Give him the memories that prove him who you really are
And on his last breath,
He whispers a phrase,
Finally dies watching the green eyes of the girl he can't
forget...

A silver doe that runs among the trees,
Time will never melt what he feels...

Notice that the ".." are not "." and they aren't "...". ".." means I don't wanna cut the sentence like a "." would do, but I don't want to leave it in suspense as "..." would do either. So invented that.

Yeah, I'm that weird.